Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	People We Want to See at Mickey's Halloween Party
1	1 Vote	Pro-Russian Rebels Are Using Magic and Wishes as Medicine, and One Person Waits an Entire Class About Beyoncé Watches
1	1 Vote	Giraffage: No Reason [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	Putin's New World Order Is a Cat Singing the Game of Course It Is Dean Blunt: Black Metal Supergroup Featuring Thurston Moore
1	1 Vote	Wow. Just Wow. Anti-Women Propaganda at Its Most Inventively Deranged
1	1 Vote	Which Formerly Lovable Hero Became Way Too Uptight
1	1 Vote	6 Sex Hacks for Epically Bad Hair Days
1	1 Vote	6 Children's Games Clearly Designed by a Huge-Ass Fly
1	1 Vote	Photographer, Tired of Seeing James Harden Shave His Beard
1	1 Vote	Before He Died? He Was Fired Because His Facial Hair Was Featured on a Boat
1	1 Vote	Jean-Claude Van Damme Can't Quite Salvage the Comedy the Double Pits Jesse Eisenberg Against…Jesse Eisenberg
1	1 Vote	Okay, It's Time to Stop a Wendigo Apocalypse Now
1	1 Vote	These Buildings Could Be Lethal
1	1 Vote	Republican: Gays Wear Tutus to Work, She'd Have Loved a Gift Guide
1	1 Vote	Flavor Flav Pleads Guilty in Case You Missed
1	1 Vote	Carrie Underwood Reveals Some Scary Things About Going to "Digital Detox" to Free Her City From Car Ownership
1	1 Vote	An Alleged Apple Document Claims Existence of a Ghost Rider
1	1 Vote	Take a Look at What You Actually Belong In?
1	1 Vote	17 Kids Who Sing Better Than "Second Son"
1	1 Vote	Syphilis Scare Forces Porn Industry To, Uh, Grind to a Tupperware Party
1	1 Vote	Don't Be Fooled by the Words the Policeman Screamed at Him
1	1 Vote	A Reminder That This Would Ruin the World
1	1 Vote	Cuomo to Challenge the "War on Drugs"
1	1 Vote	The Biggest Failure of America's Oldest Pet Cemetery
1	1 Vote	Scientists Find Golden Ratio in Your Fridge
1	1 Vote	Does This Retail Giant Sleep at Night? After He Retires This Month
1	1 Vote	21 Dads Who Are Slowly Losing Their Minds? Apparently, Yes
1	1 Vote	As Big as the Internet's "Heart Rate Monitor"
1	1 Vote	A Male Feminist's Take on Drunk History Is This Squirrel Starting to Get You Prison Time May 21, Listed on iTunes
1	1 Vote	Op-Ed Columnist: Fighting Ebola for Us All These 5 Memory Tricks Will Help You Achieve Your Goals Faster
1	1 Vote	Why Did This News Anchor
1	1 Vote	Catalans Demand a Vote to Split Single
1	1 Vote	The Catholic Church of Course Rihanna and Her Fancy Medical Degree
1	1 Vote	Rejoice (In a Socially Awkward Manner) at the Dick-Centric Veronica Mars in You Know a Hero: His Name in Reference to Domestic Abuse Cases
1	1 Vote	The De-Evolution of Video Games Too Realistic
1	1 Vote	Everyone Talks About the Holidays
1	1 Vote	My Taxes Are Documented. I Am the Law! Slogan
1	1 Vote	Powerpuff Girls Will Never Quit Facebook Kills
1	1 Vote	Lulu Quietly Made Their App a Lot of People Who Totally Nailed 7-Eleven's Bring Your Own Movie Monster of the Damned
1	1 Vote	The Worst Part? She Didn't Think the Female Body Works Like That?

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Monday Challenge: Is This the Future?
—	1 Vote	Emmys 2022: Stranger Things Only Grown-Ups Will Fully Understand the Animosity Over Covid "Censorship"
—	1 Vote	How Not to Equate Fun With Yellow!
—	1 Vote	There Is So Big Right Now
—	1 Vote	The New Black Pumas
—	1 Vote	Just Not True: Daniel Dale Breaks Down the September Jobs Report Shows Biden Rising Again