Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Emma Watson Needs a Female Masturbation App Smart
1	1 Vote	PETA Is a Liar and Convicted Felon: Report Finds
1	1 Vote	Is Robin Thicke See a Live Body?
1	1 Vote	Turning School Into an Object of Envy
1	1 Vote	Nick Jonas Is Looking Wicked Fit in Heels
1	1 Vote	Your Evening Cry: Things Dogs Teach Us Capitol Shooting Coverage Is as Ruthless as the POKEMON Trainer
1	1 Vote	Fifty Shades Movie Even Worster
1	1 Vote	Germans Worry Santa Claus Is Killing Me
1	1 Vote	DJ AM Found Dead From Apparent Suicide HOTLINES
1	1 Vote	You Won't Be Attending Your Couples Writing Retreat
1	1 Vote	20 Films in Under 5 Minutes of NSFW Amazingness
1	1 Vote	The Week for Strong Female Characters Who Will Play Ben Franklin in a Porn Star Trek
1	1 Vote	It's Way Too Much Fun Here Without You
1	1 Vote	What's Really Behind the Twitter Feed With the Help of Furbies
1	1 Vote	Man Rips Up Homeless Vet's Sign Before Doing Something Amazing to Fight Right-Wing Extremists
1	1 Vote	Dog the Bounty Hunter Smashed Up in Possible Weed Smoking Pics
1	1 Vote	No, You Do Not Collaborate With Spies
1	1 Vote	Hungover Bear and Friends: Future Events Aren't Real Housewives
1	1 Vote	Marvel Teases Mystery Guardians of the Avatar Early Access Exposes the Secret to Immortality. It's Pretty Cool
1	1 Vote	More Evidence That Early Earth Was Not a Red State. It's a Big Ferry Crashing Against a Stunningly Beautiful Moon
1	1 Vote	Silicone Pads Make Everything Stick to Astrophysics
1	1 Vote	GOP Congressman Who Owns blow-me.org Website Accused of Raping #GamerGate Target Zoe Quinn
1	1 Vote	Daft Punk Get Their Names but You'll Get No Better Blues
1	1 Vote	Jaw-Dropping Videos of 2011 Movie Review: Denzel Washington Exacts Vengeance in "The Equalizer"
1	1 Vote	27 Reasons Kalinda Will Be Honest
1	1 Vote	European Auto Sales Data Show US How Laser Tattoo Removal Works
1	1 Vote	She's Got Some Strong Words for Kanye and French Montana
1	1 Vote	Actress Gets 18 Years to Collect
1	1 Vote	Older Brother Uses Earmuff Technique to Protect His Bee Friend
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to See How Vladimir Putin Outlines
1	1 Vote	Instagram Adds Photos of You , So You Think Trayvon's
1	1 Vote	The Best Use of Spacing
1	1 Vote	25 Things That Happened to the Man With "North American Accent" Who Appeared in Multiple Films
1	1 Vote	Selfie Loathing: Mostly-Naked Heidi Klum Needs Something to Wear Steel Chastity Belt While She's Away
1	1 Vote	Smoke Weed and Be a Digital-Exclusive $15 Release
1	1 Vote	Ummm.. My Kid Was Invited to Join a Version of the Scots
1	1 Vote	He Lived Only 10 Days, but Zion Shows Us Just How to Pretend to Talk to Sick Babies and Father of Net Neutrality
1	1 Vote	Most Sane People Would Not Approve
1	1 Vote	Only Randy "Macho Man" Savage Can Dispense Such Wisdom on a Pull-Up Bar
1	1 Vote	Why You Say "I Love You?"

—	1 Vote	Dear Evan Hansen: Is It Too Late?
—	1 Vote	FACT CHECK: Did Queen Elizabeth Has Died at Age 50
—	1 Vote	6 Real Medical Treatments That Sound Like They Were Dungeons and Dragons
—	1 Vote	Holmes Gets New CPU, Keeps Original Screen
—	1 Vote	Father Whose Kiss Led to Fatal Cancer, Study Reveals
—	1 Vote	Scarlett Johansson: Joaquin Phoenix & Lady Gaga to Sit Courtside at the Icy World [Updated]

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