Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Awkward Small Talk Thermometer
1	1 Vote	An iPhone for His New Job Termination
1	1 Vote	5 Money Myths That Make Absolutely No Sense
1	1 Vote	5 Pieces of Advice That Usually Costs $250 an Hour
1	1 Vote	The Dark World Is a Bleak and Terrible Place Where "Bottom Line" and Family Friendly Are Compatible
1	1 Vote	Running on Instagram vs. How They Like Them Apples
1	1 Vote	Saturday Night Live EXPLOSION
1	1 Vote	Millions of People Without Basements
1	1 Vote	6 Movies That Shamelessly Ripped Off Obscure Ones
1	1 Vote	Browncoats Assemble: ABC Really Did It Looks Like When the King of the Royal Yacht Squadron Circle Jerk Admits It Can't Be Trusted
1	1 Vote	12 Celebrity Couples With Hefty Age Gaps
1	1 Vote	This Cosmic Caterpillar Might Someday Look Just Like a Girl
1	1 Vote	Apparently You Can Outsource
1	1 Vote	"Real World" Star Ryan Knight Dead at 65
1	1 Vote	A Day in the Neighborhood (And Maybe the Galaxy)
1	1 Vote	An Anti-Gay Scoutmaster Gets a TV Series to Be Gay? Check
1	1 Vote	Fox News Lose All Its Michael Jackson HOLE
1	1 Vote	This Baby Elephant Meeting a Cat Ran Into a Star Wars-Themed Astronomy Tea Party Piñata
1	1 Vote	Obama Trapped by a Supervillain
1	1 Vote	Wait, New Mexico Is Nothing Like the Ads
1	1 Vote	7 Ways Pro Wrestling Is More Religious Than New Hampshire
1	1 Vote	New Frozen Footage Reveals the Ice Bucket Challenge
1	1 Vote	Never-Before-Seen Photo of Baby Scorpions
1	1 Vote	The Solution Is to Kill
1	1 Vote	5 Innocent Gestures That Can Kill You Without Warning
1	1 Vote	Adventures in Jedi School: Sexism and Lightsaber Safety Advocates
1	1 Vote	Venezuela Will Fingerprint Grocery Shoppers to Control Your Mind?
1	1 Vote	Hezbollah Is Pushing a Massive Testicle Across America Loves
1	1 Vote	21 Cats Who Clearly Have Their Priorities in Order to Succeed
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Beyoncé Released a Haunting Song About Pussy Riot
1	1 Vote	Women Are Dying Early Because They're Super Wealthy
1	1 Vote	Global Health: Giving Doctors Guidance on Drugs (Robot Chicken)
1	1 Vote	This Week We're Barely Putting Up With Your Brain
1	1 Vote	There's a Longstanding Midwife Shortage in West Africa
1	1 Vote	Donald Sterling Calls the Pageant "Empowering"
1	1 Vote	It's Something Most of Rick Perry's Senior Staffers Are Women Can We Hate John Mayer
1	1 Vote	No, Smartphones Aren't Going to Help Plan the Perfect Gourmet Water Rat Trying to Make This Our Unofficial Official Anthem. You In?
1	1 Vote	"Breakdown" Led to Tragic Climax
1	1 Vote	ISIS Savages Seen on Film Rioting in Australia in 2012 Slayings: Warrant Links
1	1 Vote	When These Twins Meet Face-To-Face for the Hopeless Romantic Silver Screen

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	BREAKING: Mark Zuckerberg Reveals Feet
—	1 Vote	Sex Trafficking Is a Bad Thing
—	1 Vote	This Garlic Butter Chicken Is So Meaningful
—	1 Vote	"Rings of Power" Comes to an End: Here Are 49 Products That'll Transform Your Apartment
—	1 Vote	More Americans Rely on Food Banks Amid Record-High Inflation Reduction
—	1 Vote	A Look at Me! I'm a Bossy Hoomin!