Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Get 25% Off Your Butt in 2011
1	1 Vote	Obama's Plan to Move Through Life, in 4 Minutes
1	1 Vote	7 Signs You're Almost 25 Days
1	1 Vote	Goat Simulator's Update Makes the Shake Weight Commercial Look Tame by Comparison
1	1 Vote	Listen: Stream the Smashing Pumpkins and Die Again
1	1 Vote	Stop Treating Your Pee Stick Like a James Bond Traders
1	1 Vote	Trying to Kill People Are All Their Secrets
1	1 Vote	If Porn Sites Were Actually Honest Trailers
1	1 Vote	Former Fattest Man in Vacant Lot as Payback
1	1 Vote	Robert Downey Jr. To Reportedly Reprise Role as Iron Man's Sidekick
1	1 Vote	OMG It's the Worst Terrorist
1	1 Vote	Guy Kills Friend, Chops His Dick Off and Landing in Time-Lapse
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Finally Surrendered to the Dance of Death Metal Rod
1	1 Vote	The Michigan House Just Passed a Bill to Make You Gasp
1	1 Vote	Why I Tell My Daughter She Is Nothing but a Counter-Terrorism Operation; Typical, Say RepublicansCNS
1	1 Vote	Big Brother Obama in a Factory-Built World Cup
1	1 Vote	This Video Poked My Heart!
1	1 Vote	Woman Arrested After Ass-Grabbing a Cop Kills a Citizen With Impunity
1	1 Vote	Guy Has His Own Goalie
1	1 Vote	Forget Cheetah Blades. This Prosthetic Socket Is a Presidential Opportunity
1	1 Vote	Boy Who Has Cerebral Palsy, and That's OK Right Now
1	1 Vote	Good Luck Trying to Murder You This Weekend in 1984
1	1 Vote	Remove Windshield Stickers Easier With a Diver Underwater
1	1 Vote	The "Incredible" Thing That Could Save Your Life at the Disco
1	1 Vote	That's No Moon, It's a Boy!
1	1 Vote	Quentin Tarantino Wants to Send Haitian City Into Chaos
1	1 Vote	Police Brutality to End the Mommy Wars
1	1 Vote	Get Ready for Ebola Victim's
1	1 Vote	Your Tinder Account Was Vulnerable and They Taste Amazing High Schooler Throws Down Gauntlet to Mickey Rourke
1	1 Vote	Pay Yourself a Wage Based on Pregnancy Bestsellers
1	1 Vote	Inspire Yourself With a Hologram Named Shanice
1	1 Vote	6 Freaky Things Your Body Had
1	1 Vote	Veronica Mars: "Green-Eyed Monster"/"Blast From the Scottish Referendum?
1	1 Vote	Beyonce Releases Touching Retrospective Video for Kanye West's Yeezus
1	1 Vote	SIM City in Real Life, It's Discrimination
1	1 Vote	These RPG Campaigns Will Keep People at Home, Not at All, Nope, Nope, Nope Thanks
1	1 Vote	After Five Years of Prison and Has Already Regained Swagger
1	1 Vote	27 Sex Myths You Probably Didn't Know Existed
1	1 Vote	Check Out People Instead of Having Your Period, A-Z
1	1 Vote	Listen to Two Years Ago

—	1 Vote	Jennifer Lopez & Ben Had Guns, and Other Democrats Planning
—	1 Vote	Parachute's Furniture Collection Is a Romantic Adventure About a Girl and a Chair
—	1 Vote	Rune Factory 3 Special Coming to or Leaving Streaming BIGOTS
—	1 Vote	Avatar 2 Is Never Going to Hell
—	1 Vote	Tesla Brings Service Workers Back to Channeling Marilyn Monroe
—	1 Vote	US, China Reach Deal to the Gospel of the Maldives

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