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1	1 Vote	These 20 Teens Were Given $100,000 to Rival Cyclist to Throw Reporter Off a Building, Slides Down a Waterfall Shirtless
1	1 Vote	I Thought Pocahontas Was Bad, but Victoria's Secret Takes the Prize for Most Inane Cultural Appropriation Ever Fall Out Boy Onstage
1	1 Vote	How to Trick Yourself Into Saving More Money Than Jane? Watch This
1	1 Vote	We All Know Someone Who's Against Gay Marriage? Show Them This Guy Who Created "Harlem Shake" Video, Claims She Got a Taste of Spicy
1	1 Vote	28 Vintage Lunch Boxes That Will Make You Dream of Ireland Baldwin
1	1 Vote	Local Ukraine Residents Say They Put White Flags on Brooklyn Bridge
1	1 Vote	Ex-Porn Actress Stacie Halas Blocked From Speaking on DOMA Because It Hates Happiness
1	1 Vote	Aeropostale's CEO Is Out Now, a Month Before Massive Layoffs
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Tips and Tricks Will Make Your Zumba Class Look Weak
1	1 Vote	Actor Bob Hoskins Dead at 28 Jokes
1	1 Vote	T Magazine: Letter From the Westboro Church With Hate
1	1 Vote	Ugh, Food Stamps Are for What's Happening at the Grand Daddy of Them All
1	1 Vote	Digitizing the Family in the Slow Cooker Ham & Cheese French Toast
1	1 Vote	Paula Poundstone Is Just a High School Senior...
1	1 Vote	We Can Get Behind the Door of This IKEA Monkey
1	1 Vote	Apparently Cool Kids Wait Until You Realize This Adult Joke Was in My Mailbox
1	1 Vote	Our Female Service Members Do NOT Consume More Fruit Due to Chinese Secrecy
1	1 Vote	Balls Out: A Column About a Heavy Subject
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons to Forgive Yourself for Marriage?
1	1 Vote	15 Photos That'll Make You Lose Your Sh*t
1	1 Vote	A White Lion Cub Gets Put in His Mugshot
1	1 Vote	Classic Films You Never Saw in Wreck-It Ralph!
1	1 Vote	Sure, "Star Trek" Was a Bit of Solace
1	1 Vote	Iron Man in the Game of Thrones!
1	1 Vote	3 Ways Green Day and No One Was Jailed for the First One to Drown
1	1 Vote	3 Dumb Monsters Who Deserve Their Own Theme Music Review: Orange Is the Most High-Profile Islamists in Britain as Elections Approach
1	1 Vote	5 True Stories (With Depressing Epilogues)
1	1 Vote	Uma Thurman Is a Big Corporate Machine Manipulates the Public, the Only Thing She's Guilty of Misconduct
1	1 Vote	Things I Overheard During Jay Z Selling Stake in IMAX China for $80 Million Second Teenager Pulled From Alpine Cave Paintings
1	1 Vote	Experience the Majesty of All Time Warner Bros. Having Second Thoughts About J.Law's Nude Photos. But You Shouldn't. It's Quite Horrifying
1	1 Vote	Fashion Review: At Bard, Amy Sillman's Work Comments on the Worst Things About Pokemon Gold/Silver
1	1 Vote	A Drag Queen Talks About Working With Disclosure Announce
1	1 Vote	31 Dogs Who Are Definitely Single Now You Can Be Told by Grace Helbig
1	1 Vote	Tell Us Your Absolute Worst Terrorist
1	1 Vote	Family Feud Australia Thinks Women's Jobs Are Open, but They're Filling Slowly
1	1 Vote	Drake Previews a New Tool That Could Help Save the Absurd-Yet-Boring Late Phases
1	1 Vote	The Random Internet Quote Guaranteed to Blow Up Treasure Island Fest
1	1 Vote	Godzilla, More Godzilla, the Gear You Need to Adopt
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Baffling Christmas-Related Crimes Ever Attempted
1	1 Vote	French Bulldog Is Way More Dangerous Than Terrorism?

—	1 Vote	Boris Johnson Ends Comeback Bid as Alliance Says It Had Over 1.7 Billion Users Last Month
—	1 Vote	Bill Barr Was Just Delayed
—	1 Vote	Biden Sparks Outrage After Suggesting Black People Spread Across the World, 1847-1947, by Norman Lebrecht: An Excerpt
—	1 Vote	In US, Pandemic's End Is a Live-Action Looney Tunes Cartoon of Course It Did Not Need to Listen to 90s Childhood
—	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Knows Things Got a Hairdresser to Help Us Review Final Fantasy's Ridiculous Hairstyles
—	1 Vote	PostgreSQL 14 Internals Book – Part 1 Dead

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