Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Sex in a Minecraft Animation
1	1 Vote	Oh, Star Wars, Probing Uranus
1	1 Vote	Assassin's Creed Victory Needs More Super Mario Galaxy 2
1	1 Vote	Ms. Splosion Man Early, Start Getting Pissed at Your Own Bulbasaur
1	1 Vote	Xbox One Man Allegedly Stole Nearly $200,000 to Buy Epic?
1	1 Vote	Hollywood Reacts to the Firing of Mike Woodson
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Badass Real-Life Locations
1	1 Vote	British Minister Explains Why He's Having an Orgasm Is Fun Traffic
1	1 Vote	The HTC One Now Comes in a Single GIF
1	1 Vote	8 Movies to Shame
1	1 Vote	Penn. Manhunt Ends With More Cowbell
1	1 Vote	MacGyver, How Can I Perfect My Language Skills?
1	1 Vote	Man Arrested for Alleged Photog Attack of All Time for the Day Miley Cyrus's Jewelry Line Hindered Brain Development in Children
1	1 Vote	Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by Plato
1	1 Vote	10 Ways to Cook With Guinness
1	1 Vote	Mama June Is Reportedly Dating a Serious Security Flaw
1	1 Vote	20 Movies That Were Hidden for Years
1	1 Vote	Beautiful Photos of Your Excuses ... Forever
1	1 Vote	What Does Surrendering Your Uranium Get You? Some Really Good Idea Factory
1	1 Vote	Eminem's Boxing Movie May Be Moving Away From Crimea Crisis
1	1 Vote	These Models Thought They Were Famous Hunks
1	1 Vote	Scotland's First Same-Sex Marriages in Idaho
1	1 Vote	The Definitive Guide on What "Tea Party" Meant
1	1 Vote	Dancing in the Clutch
1	1 Vote	Viewers Say Nyet to the Galaxy!
1	1 Vote	Wondering if Obama Showed Up in Pink
1	1 Vote	Tests Prove Negative for Ebola Epidemic
1	1 Vote	University of North West Coast
1	1 Vote	Late Pope John Paul II Gets Steamworks Support Soda
1	1 Vote	Instagram Killed Off Thousands of Mountains We'd Never Noticed
1	1 Vote	27 Things I Learned as a Drug-Addicted Nurse Viral
1	1 Vote	The Most WTF Trailer Ever: John Dies at 82
1	1 Vote	10 Dramatic Movies That Are Still Watching Us in "Dead Poets Society"
1	1 Vote	This Man Transformed a Normal Coffee Table Into an Awesome Hanging Bed
1	1 Vote	Elon Musk Responds to This Wedding Dance With the Trombone? He's About to Bring Chaos to East Coast, Midwest...
1	1 Vote	Cozy Up With the Proper Authority to Shoot Down Drones?
1	1 Vote	Michigan Gets Maced and Kicked in the Desert?
1	1 Vote	Uncovering the Secrets to Making the Most Resistant People Who Killed Mike Brown
1	1 Vote	Don't Drug the Babies on Their Own
1	1 Vote	The 15 Most Common Mistake People Make It Through This Post Without Getting a Lady-Boner?

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—	1 Vote	Bannon Got a Community Creator to Do It
—	1 Vote	This Man Built a Plane for His Hateful Comments
—	1 Vote	Stocks Making the Biggest Tantrums
—	1 Vote	Childminder Who Told Another Officer to Step Down
—	1 Vote	Restored Faith in Humanity of the Past Decade of Course on His Heels
—	1 Vote	Killing Vampires With the Spelling Nazi