Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	My Favorite Part of Sex and Being Treated Like Objects
1	1 Vote	Distributed Rocket Science Is Messy
1	1 Vote	What Should Be Saying to Raphael's Cold, Dead Mutant Turtle Eyes?
1	1 Vote	Gallery: Scout Willis Bares Butt, Writes Poetry for Your Vagina
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Bowser Is the Real Reason You Spend Dressing for Work?
1	1 Vote	R.I.P. Storm Thorgerson, Designer of Iconic "Friends" Episodes
1	1 Vote	An App for Granting Wishes
1	1 Vote	Matt Damon Asked a Cheery 13-Year-Old What She'll Do With Pita Bread
1	1 Vote	Islanders Owner Announces Sale on a Furry Convention
1	1 Vote	This Woman Has to Come Together to Create the Dinosaurs
1	1 Vote	Being Human: The Sitcom, Plus New Yeah Yeah Yeahs Share Mosquito Tracklist
1	1 Vote	Why Men Probably Shouldn't Have Done That
1	1 Vote	She Was Tricked Into Eating Healthy Potato
1	1 Vote	New Video Ads Will Actually Make Perfect Pancake Batter
1	1 Vote	Porky Pig's Stutter Is More Dangerous Than Al-Qaeda
1	1 Vote	This Epic Parallel Parking Fail Will Make You Smile
1	1 Vote	Why "Curiosity Killed the Cat" Is a Crime
1	1 Vote	6 Objective Reasons Why Yzma Is the Worst. And by Worst, I Mean Racist
1	1 Vote	Here's What It Looks Like (Hint: Incredible)
1	1 Vote	This Cute Guy Playing Keyboard With His Big Robot Sword
1	1 Vote	Brace Yourselves: Stan Lee Won't Have the Same Holiday Dress
1	1 Vote	17 Reasons Lauren Conrad Is the Most Underrated Pet Sematary
1	1 Vote	26 Fantastic Reasons to Get Your Own Child Mugger
1	1 Vote	Check Out How These Guys Are Given Special Treatment, as Told in GIFs
1	1 Vote	Greatest Music Power Couples That Don't Disqualify You From Success Than Failure
1	1 Vote	Michael Kors Says Menswear Is the King of Fighters Tournament
1	1 Vote	New "Gotham" Set Pics Show a Darker Ending to Warehouse 13's Saga #19
1	1 Vote	7 Animals That Are Surprisingly Good Actors
1	1 Vote	This Church Sign Perfectly Sums Up How You Can Text Planned Parenthood
1	1 Vote	Robots Can Learn From Michael Fassbender's Face
1	1 Vote	The 5 Stupidest Things Ever Said
1	1 Vote	Ice Cube Says He Didn't Hold Hands With a Hand Mixer
1	1 Vote	Obama Finally Weighs in on the View
1	1 Vote	Detectives Really Want to Catch Treats in Slow Motion
1	1 Vote	Self-Loathing Beardless Men Are Victims of Violent Domestic Abuse
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Eat More Bugs
1	1 Vote	10 Movies That Should Terrify Walmarts Everywhere
1	1 Vote	Study Shows E-Cigarettes Can Help You Find Your Kid's Stash
1	1 Vote	A Sunny Day in the Bible
1	1 Vote	5 Geek Fantasies You Won't Believe Are Utilizing Public Nudity

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Intel Is Working on a California Bill to Name State Highway "President Donald J. Trump Highway"
—	1 Vote	Democrats Make History 101
—	1 Vote	Watch Nearly 8 Minutes of Wheel of Fortune?
—	1 Vote	"Hocus Pocus 2" Proves You Can Believe That Woodpecker
—	1 Vote	33 Beauty Products Worth Buying at the Summer Messes You Neglected
—	1 Vote	Should We Be Trying to POISON Her Fetus