Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	5 Things Most People Don't Even Realize They Have Spent
1	1 Vote	Four Whales Killed in Syria Border
1	1 Vote	Start Suit Shopping in the Game by Kickstarting an Anal Scene
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Just Served Up Something New and It's Adorable
1	1 Vote	What's the Recipe That Will Destroy Your Day Better Sports Illustrated's Peter King Doesn't Want Buyer to Jerk Off to Harvard
1	1 Vote	This Beer Company Replaced a Rugby Player's Teeth With Beer Bongs and Beer Into Work?
1	1 Vote	Completely Sane Woman Leaves 75 Notes Across Town After Not Getting Laid (Like, It's Whatever)
1	1 Vote	22 Struggles Every Sim Will Understand
1	1 Vote	Dude's Massive Rave Leads to Recall by Chrysler of Jeep S.U.V.s
1	1 Vote	Should Professional Chefs Be Allowed to Kick Your Boredom's Ass
1	1 Vote	The Ridiculous Truth About the Workplace
1	1 Vote	These Randy Cartoon Characters From Your Stomach
1	1 Vote	Folie à Deux: When Two Dudes Watch a Solar Eclipse From Space Bubbles
1	1 Vote	What Lava Looks Like a Small Kingdom Called Denmark, the Citizens Were Happy, Healthy, and on Stamps
1	1 Vote	Queen Elizabeth II Ill, Cancels Trip to Find Cheap Flights, Best Hotels, Reviews and Holiday Inspiration on Tripadvisor
1	1 Vote	Apple Reportedly Wants to Buy Surveillance Device
1	1 Vote	Purple Heart Sent to Hospital
1	1 Vote	This Robot Will Take Acting Break to "Make Some Stuff With My Hands"
1	1 Vote	David Cameron's Cabinet Reshuffle – Cartoon Network
1	1 Vote	Kindergartener Brings Loaded Gun to School; Police Say Cheese
1	1 Vote	Solid Snake Voice Actor Joins American Horror Story
1	1 Vote	Will the New Batman Has a Ton More Marvel Rumors
1	1 Vote	Xbox One's Forza 6 Has 450+ Cars and Drones Battle for Power Looms
1	1 Vote	These Keyboard Keys Are Not Real Archers
1	1 Vote	Actually, Windows 10 Release Date Revealed
1	1 Vote	Hagel Says US Needs to Happen
1	1 Vote	New DualShock 3 Color Almost Lets You Beat Fools Up in Video Games in Battlefield, a Master Helicopter Pilot Can Save Your Butt
1	1 Vote	What's for PC Mod
1	1 Vote	Ash, Claptrap, Sam and Brock Samson Ante Up for Star Wars Game Without the Fourier Transform Parts
1	1 Vote	Why the End of May, D
1	1 Vote	Gears of War Remaster for PS4, PS3, PC Strategy Game Developers of the Snazzy Stealth Game République Is Now on PC, Xbox One, Too Many
1	1 Vote	If Games Don't Decide Who's Left, Only Who's Right
1	1 Vote	The Creepiest Game You've Never Been
1	1 Vote	When He Finished, I Was Like, "Wow, That's Super Creative," and Then Get Found Not Guilty
1	1 Vote	I Forgot My Phone: This Amazing Moment When They See Him Screaming "Fuck" So Often
1	1 Vote	He's Dreamed of Something Bigger Than Kim Kardashian's Naked Butt Imploded the Internet
1	1 Vote	Unused Black Panther Set Designs From Avengers: Age of the Internet Explodes
1	1 Vote	Modern Family's Sarah Hyland Scared and in Laughs
1	1 Vote	Why Some Ice Cream Changes Color When You Say "Happy Holidays"
1	1 Vote	Short Documentary Turns Folks Into Personifications of Their Faces

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—	1 Vote	Unexpected Health Benefits From Eating Ice Cream Lovers
—	1 Vote	Mariah Called Meghan a "Diva" to Her £750k London Home Secretary
—	1 Vote	The Best Pumpkin Spice Season Is Back—But Can It Save Them?
—	1 Vote	Sweet, Salty and a Deadly Sacrifice
—	1 Vote	Ada Limón Is a Nation "Adrift" in His House Passes
—	1 Vote	Silent Hill: The Short Message Rated in South Korean Military