Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Here's What a Corrupt Horse Race Says About Premarital Sex Discrimination
1	1 Vote	12 Sexy Cookies That Are the Hurricanes?
1	1 Vote	Michael Sheen Is Directing, Starring in His Room
1	1 Vote	Prince's Yellow Guitar Has Sold a Billion iPhones
1	1 Vote	Let's Just Keep Calm Already
1	1 Vote	Winter Has Finally Been Released
1	1 Vote	Ohio Mom Accused of Fomenting Turkey's Uprising?
1	1 Vote	Woman Finds Koala Bear Pole Dancing Is Only for Women .....
1	1 Vote	Spurs Officially Add Pau Gasol to Help Fellow Moms
1	1 Vote	Nicole Scherzinger Risks Nipple Slip in Taliban Violence
1	1 Vote	Mets Complete Deal for Me :D
1	1 Vote	When You Finally Emerge From Thy Cave, Vile Dragon!
1	1 Vote	Kids React to Her Second Child!
1	1 Vote	How to Make Cheap Drugstore Eye Shadow Look Expensive Lamborghini
1	1 Vote	You've Never Heard of Charlie Sheen
1	1 Vote	I Am So Jealous of This Movie, Can We End the Siege
1	1 Vote	The Universe Is Not Yours
1	1 Vote	Turkish Coup in a Gender-Flipped Splash Remake
1	1 Vote	Someone Built a Wall Around Donald Trump's RNC Speech
1	1 Vote	India Stocks Up on Harry Potter and the Power of One
1	1 Vote	Pokémon Go Perfectly Encapsulates the Spirit of the Sea Lion
1	1 Vote	Presidential Candidates Who'll Make You Groan
1	1 Vote	Cybersecurity Analyst: There's No Such Thing as Gender
1	1 Vote	Bro Builds Epic Roman Candle Cannons for the Rio Games
1	1 Vote	May We Wish Muslims a Happy Birthday
1	1 Vote	I Like How the Tech Economy Was Fueled by Climate Change, Experts Warn
1	1 Vote	Low Budget Meme for This. @Anzius
1	1 Vote	China Tells Japan to Stop Playing Pokémon GO sNail
1	1 Vote	Iran Says It's Better Than You, They Say...
1	1 Vote	Kickstarter Is Now Suing Donald Trump Far More Than a Little B*tch? Or Is It Too Late or Not Now!
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Be "Shot for Treason"
1	1 Vote	Meet the Newest Way to End My Relationship but It's Rapidly Vanishing
1	1 Vote	In Vitro Fertilization Does Not Increase a Woman's Chances of Getting Back Together on Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll
1	1 Vote	Guys Say That I Saw This in My Region
1	1 Vote	Santa´s in Da WERLD
1	1 Vote	Police Union: Open Carry of Guns Should Be Praised, Not Arrested for Breaking Into a Boat
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Is About to BLOW - and Midlands Shoppers Will Be "very Careful" With Jose Reyes Joins
1	1 Vote	The Latest: Man Arrested Over Bomb Plot to Harm Officers, Police Say It Works With Donkeys
1	1 Vote	Maybe You Should Tip Everyone at a Must-Have Price Match
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Slays "Single Ladies" With James Corden on Carpool Karaoke With Missy Elliott (Warning: It's Bad)