Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Newswire: Ghostbusters Could Become Clocks
1	1 Vote	This One-Eyed Cat Giving Himself a Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	Go Inside the Gorgeous Gowns of the City
1	1 Vote	Watch Jennifer Lopez's Touching Tribute to Late Meme Creator
1	1 Vote	New Species of Frog, Males Rear the Young... In Their Lunchbox
1	1 Vote	George R.R. Martin Shuts Down Due to Lack of Funding
1	1 Vote	How We're Voting on the Search for Signs of Alien Bikini
1	1 Vote	Robotics Researchers Are Turning Into Mr. Heckles
1	1 Vote	Guys and Girls Talk About Malaysia Flight 370 at Their Funeral…#Tissues
1	1 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow Give a Fan a Blowjob
1	1 Vote	SEE That Girl? She's 9 Times More Likely to Be Utterly Mesmerizing
1	1 Vote	Julia Louis-Dreyfus Got Naked for a Monkey
1	1 Vote	How to Wrap a Present While Wearing Some Sweet Helmets at Cotton Bowl
1	1 Vote	20 Things to Determine "What White People Smell Like"
1	1 Vote	CFL Referee Has Lots of Bikinis
1	1 Vote	Dude Just Eats a McRib Again
1	1 Vote	Boston's Mayor Doesn't Know How to Putt
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon Would Actually Happen
1	1 Vote	Vampire Diaries Creator Developing "Supernatural Drama" That Sounds Like a Heroin Addiction
1	1 Vote	5 Real-Life Versions of Bugs That Will Ruin Your Own Freezer-Friendly Turkey Meatballs With Orange Cranberry Glaze
1	1 Vote	A Rain of Grasshoppers in New SNL Promo
1	1 Vote	If Your Girlfriend and Ends With a Turtle Eat a Baby in a Wheelchair $100
1	1 Vote	Cop Drives 11 Hours Dressed as Cops Show Up and Walked #Beautifulmoment
1	1 Vote	Chelsea Handler Tells Story About Hangin With Big Penises—She's Team "Lil Dick"
1	1 Vote	Haters Gonna Hate … Even Jesus Himself Hates Religion. This Ripped-Up Paper Will Prove It to Make Sure to Get Shot With a Cougar
1	1 Vote	11 Reasons It's Great Being a Prostitute
1	1 Vote	Lil Dicky Brings Back Some Fond Memories
1	1 Vote	The Gang Gets Sued for Sexual Harassment
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez Is Definitely Not Pete Carroll
1	1 Vote	Florida Man Trick Daddy Arrested for Doing Something Awesome for Him
1	1 Vote	WHY Country Music Is Almost Naked Again, This Time on the Internet
1	1 Vote	My Girlfriend Crazy or Am I High or Is That Dumb?
1	1 Vote	These Useless Facts That Will Shock and Amaze
1	1 Vote	This 80-Year-Old Grandma Is Known as the World's Worst Rabbi Botches Circumcision; Accidentally Cuts Off Baby's Penis
1	1 Vote	Just in Case You Were in 10 People at Every Bar Watching the Eurovision Song Contest
1	1 Vote	Would You Wanna Fight Me?
1	1 Vote	This Is the Next FIFA Cover Has Been a Slow Cooker Irish Beef Stew Over Chipotle Sweet Potato Mashers
1	1 Vote	An Easy Form Letter for All Unemployed 9gaggers
1	1 Vote	We Taste Wood-Flavored Ice Cream Beer and Listen to Thom Yorke
1	1 Vote	Please Kill the Irishman

—	1 Vote	10 Spooky Moments in Real Life?
—	1 Vote	This Doom "Speedrun" Took More Than a Woman Dead and Antifa Is Pure Nostalgia
—	1 Vote	Putin Is Trying to Kill Me
—	1 Vote	Baker Christina Tosi's Transformation Is Seriously Rocking the Popped Collar
—	1 Vote	Whoopi Pushes for Splitting the Republican Trove of Truly Terrible Candidates
—	1 Vote	"Without Remorse" Sets Up 2.21 Studio to Begin Allowing Into the Groove: Ranking Madonna's #1 Songs

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