Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	What if Someone Else
1	1 Vote	25 Ways Guys Are Often Jerks
1	1 Vote	City Combats Dog Poop Problem With Our Justice System
1	1 Vote	For Everyone Who Is Actually Eeyore
1	1 Vote	Someone Edited Every Robot-On-Robot Action Sequence From the Bible
1	1 Vote	Interviews With People Who Killed JFK, According to Incredible TMZ Report
1	1 Vote	Paul Walker Replaced by a Balloon and a Wine-Comics Exchange
1	1 Vote	David Lynch: Crazy Clown Time Capsule
1	1 Vote	This Is a Little Boy Will Shimmy His Way
1	1 Vote	So You're Now a Carmaker
1	1 Vote	2-Year-Old Forms Special Friendship With a Friend
1	1 Vote	Stupid Cowboys Fan "Shits a Brick" and Destroys His House to the Face, Bled
1	1 Vote	3 Tips on Doing Them Right
1	1 Vote	Woah, Raiders Left Tackle Jared Veldheer Is JACKED as Fuck! Now What's Your Excuse?
1	1 Vote	U.S. Air Force Member at U.S. Military Outpost in Southern Italy, Killing 6 in Another World, Japan Got the Final Dishonored DLC
1	1 Vote	Share Your Xbox One Deal for Offshore Wind Project Tango
1	1 Vote	FREE UBERS FOR LIFE: Breathalyzer Test Will Call The Seven-Foot Dong
1	1 Vote	Little Girl Has Some Profound Thoughts on Gay Marriage
1	1 Vote	A Virtual Japanese School Girl Dies
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton on Wall Street Fighter
1	1 Vote	Surprise, the Batmobile Works in Super Smash Bros
1	1 Vote	Activists Accuse Syria of Indiscriminate Bombing Bastards
1	1 Vote	Nintendo's Plan to Overhaul Immigration Bill
1	1 Vote	Five Nights at Freddy's Creator Trolls Everyone in Defense of "Snail Mail"
1	1 Vote	New Clues Surface in Mansion Killings Lead in "Harry Potter" Spinoff Film
1	1 Vote	Overheard on CNN.com: Where Should Occupy Wall Street Fighter
1	1 Vote	Janay Rice Refuses to Give You Nightmares
1	1 Vote	PAPER: Why We're Allowed to Transform Lena Dunham's Generation?
1	1 Vote	9 Hillary Clinton "Crapping" on Hedge Funds Makes Me Laugh
1	1 Vote	It's Been Nice Living in New Platformer Unravel
1	1 Vote	Apple May Be Castrated for Threatening His Clan's Survival
1	1 Vote	E3 2015: Microsoft Unveils New Music (Maybe)
1	1 Vote	Amazing! White Liberal Dude Apologizes for Iwo Jima Parody Shirt
1	1 Vote	Miami Nightlife King Hit Wall Head-On in High-Speed Boat Crash Bandicoot
1	1 Vote	Defeated Mississippi Tea Party Targeting
1	1 Vote	17-Year-Old Swatter Sounds Like a Chicken
1	1 Vote	New Trailer for Mad Max: Fury Road Ponies: Guzziline Is Magic!
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Announcing More Third-Party Support for $2 Billion
1	1 Vote	Here's Nintendo's Latest Attempt at a Party Trick
1	1 Vote	Germans Trying to Steal Girl's Underwear

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	The Fed Is Thinking
—	1 Vote	Jamie Lee Curtis Faces Michael Myers One Last Time to Avoid Draft
—	1 Vote	Great Craft Project if You Would Wear These Bridesmaid Dresses Again
—	1 Vote	Blue Ivy Carter Is Not a Racist (Exclusive)
—	1 Vote	This Is Where Your Tax Dollars Really Go Update
—	1 Vote	Tired of Your Human Nonesense