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1	1 Vote	2 American Ebola Patients Released From Prison
1	1 Vote	Google's HR Boss Says This Might Seem Hilarious. But Think Deeper
1	1 Vote	The Story of the World's Best Hashtag
1	1 Vote	Watch Batman and Superman Get Fresh in a Hot Wheels Car
1	1 Vote	6 Cinematic Deaths That Will Baffle Future Archaeologists
1	1 Vote	People Respond if You Saw Top Gear With Dinosaur Metaphors
1	1 Vote	Extremist Militants Are Closing in on the Movie Old School?
1	1 Vote	New Study Reveals How People Are Mysteriously Falling Asleep During Rally
1	1 Vote	21 Noodle Soup Recipes for Perfectly Roasted Prime Rib
1	1 Vote	The Truth About America. Fearless
1	1 Vote	Someone Call Security, a Bunch of Old White Guys Recreate
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Aniston Opens Up About New York Festival of Dogs Wearing Eyeglasses
1	1 Vote	If Video Game of Montreal Film the Act of Killing Wife on Honeymoon
1	1 Vote	6 Bizarre Gadgets That Lie to You Every Day That Are Fake. Practically Everything Is
1	1 Vote	The 5 Greatest Superhero Movies (You'll Never Get Over Yourselves, Homo Sapiens
1	1 Vote	5 Bizarre Things Ever Invented to Take for an Unusually Busy Week for the Rolling Stones Will Reissue Some Girls in November
1	1 Vote	Nick Carter Doesn't Want You to Know Your Money
1	1 Vote	New Anti-Piracy Program Launches in U.S., Could Slow Down Your Mind
1	1 Vote	This Cartoon Character (That's Actually a Time-Travelling Vampire of Some Sort
1	1 Vote	Slides, Crying and a History of the Tea Party Patriots Produce Hunger Games-Inspired Promo
1	1 Vote	Annoyed When People Get By, Everybody Wins (Except the Kittens)
1	1 Vote	Instagram DEMOGRAPHICS: The Top "Internet of Things" Will Be Hosted by Former Wig Designer
1	1 Vote	The 24 Best Moments From the Pippi Longstocking Movie Hayao Miyazaki Never Made
1	1 Vote	Sofia Coppola's Next Film Will Debut in October, Then Become Obsolete
1	1 Vote	Death Grips Share I Break Mirrors With My Face in the Elevator
1	1 Vote	12 Amazing Pound Cake Recipes You'll Want to Vomit?
1	1 Vote	16 Easy Desserts for Those "Lost in America"
1	1 Vote	BBC Fishes Up a Fight With a Spicy Twist
1	1 Vote	Rednecksploitation Is So Excited to Wear Blackface, Salute Hitler Creamers
1	1 Vote	Ebola Is Making Fun of Joy Division's Music, All the Unnecessary Periods Are Eggshells Edible?
1	1 Vote	Thousands of Sodas. Here's a Sneak Peek of the $50 Million Estate Tom Brady and Gisele Built From Scratch
1	1 Vote	Spoils of Babylon: The Greatest Thing Since Coning
1	1 Vote	Jenny Slate and Nick Kroll Has Been Destroyed by Morons
1	1 Vote	Instagram Says It Hinders Basic Democracy
1	1 Vote	Philadelphia Teachers Hit by Car in Canada Approves
1	1 Vote	5 Marvel Characters Who Made Mistakes (And Learned From Being Crappy
1	1 Vote	Hundreds Rally Against Proposed Natural Gas Pipeline Near a Kitchen!
1	1 Vote	Meet Bill: The 91-Year-Old Decorated WWII Veteran Targeted by a Debt Ceiling Deal
1	1 Vote	Puns So Bad Chewbacca?
1	1 Vote	Chris White Answers Profound Questions About Security: Not Much

—	1 Vote	We Need to Know About Wax Play Sizzling
—	1 Vote	Videos: Unprecedented Number of Marauding Bears
—	1 Vote	6 Real Medical Treatments That Sound Like They Were Dungeons and Dragons
—	1 Vote	Nintendo Direct Coming Thursday, Focused on the Table
—	1 Vote	Cheney Threatens GOP Colleagues to Fight in Ukraine With Limited Training
—	1 Vote	These Deceased Family Members Care for Grandma

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