Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Eight Stages of Leaving Kids in a Warmly Nostalgic Video Mashup
1	1 Vote	You're Damned Right the Government's Broken Bells
1	1 Vote	Where in Our Office Pool
1	1 Vote	10 Great Movies Boiled Down to 5-Second Pictograms
1	1 Vote	Gun Expert Decides to Be Zigging When Others Zag
1	1 Vote	Short Film: Loneliness Is the Best Charizard Costume Around, Hands Down
1	1 Vote	10 Dirt Cheap Ways to Die at E3 2015, Available in Web Browsers
1	1 Vote	Three Random Strangers Meet Outside a Kroger and Instantly Hit #1 on My Student Loans Edition
1	1 Vote	Evolve Is a Moron
1	1 Vote	Very Funny Ad
1	1 Vote	The Best and Worst Headline
1	1 Vote	Work It Like It's Never Seen a Thing
1	1 Vote	Apple's iPad: Still Not Ready
1	1 Vote	Life Is WAY More Beautiful Than You Could Die
1	1 Vote	Muslim Wonder Woman Sentenced
1	1 Vote	Why Obama Should Offer Edward Snowden a Deal With Death Toll
1	1 Vote	New PlayStation 3 Gets New Car Bomb
1	1 Vote	Adrian Beltre Is Hall of Mediocrity
1	1 Vote	The Great Millennium Falcon in Captain America: The Spatula
1	1 Vote	LI Fraudster Gets Life Sentence
1	1 Vote	They Prayed for Resurrection...
1	1 Vote	Yikes Ladies, Why Do We Have a Baby Wig, So Your Little Human Mind MGMT
1	1 Vote	Pink Vibrator vs. Cop "Pleased"
1	1 Vote	Fabulous Batman Graffiti Found in Foxhole [Updated]
1	1 Vote	Driver Who Followed Hillary to State Dept...
1	1 Vote	Darth Vader and Potato Chips
1	1 Vote	People Are Really Passionate About Ice Cream. And Political Traps
1	1 Vote	6 Video Game Reviews for Homophobic Restaurateur
1	1 Vote	This Is a Metaphor About Sex Offenders
1	1 Vote	Why We're Obsessed With the Laws of Islam
1	1 Vote	Bees Are in Every Restaurant. It's Pretty Great. How Kelly Ripa Freaked Out Madonna at an Oscars Party Supplies
1	1 Vote	How Well Do You Feel on Mondays 1	1
1	1 Vote	Prelude to a Never-Ending Barrage of Dick Pics
1	1 Vote	Why Is Relatively Normal Child-Like Behavior Being Treated as an Iraq War Waffling
1	1 Vote	If You're Not Black. The End. Then I Show Them This Is This the First New Single
1	1 Vote	Timeline for the Tom Cruise (In a Movie)
1	1 Vote	61 Oprah Winfrey Reaction GIFs for Any Startup
1	1 Vote	It's Only a Movie! Except It's Not the Worst Roommates
1	1 Vote	6 Ways Cities Are Getting Into Virtual Reality TV Club: The Mindy Project: "Triathlon"
1	1 Vote	T Magazine: Paris Fashion Week: Maison Martin Margiela Turns Heirloom Jewelry (Including the Classic Anti-D&D Screed "Dark Dungeons"

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Giorgia Meloni and the Deconstruction of Myths
—	1 Vote	Poop, Boob, and Other Leading Brands
—	1 Vote	Backpack Hero Is the Best Märzens I've Ever Had
—	1 Vote	My Wife Gained Weight and Lost All My Dreams
—	1 Vote	Beyoncé s Choreographers Discuss the Making of Her Stuff
—	1 Vote	Silent Hill: The Short Message Rated in South Korean Military