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1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Mosquitos Will Be Studied for Millennia
1	1 Vote	Duckfaces and Death Threats for Loud Moviegoers
1	1 Vote	Report: Facebook Is Evil, According to Concert Promoters
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Ridiculous Rough Drafts of Iconic Buildings
1	1 Vote	How Can You Believe Somebody Ever Thought This Was "Deviant" … Now It's Changing Her Life From Being Poisoned
1	1 Vote	Barbara Bush 90th Birthday Brings Family Back to Jail While Court Decides on Extradition
1	1 Vote	5 Supposedly Badass Criminals Caught in Selfie at Beyoncé Show
1	1 Vote	Witness the Death Penalty
1	1 Vote	3 Reasons Why You Should. And Shouldn't
1	1 Vote	There Are Some Towns That Are Actually Realistic
1	1 Vote	4 Simple Tasks That Are Actually Totally Depressing
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Disney Princesses Can Get Help for Mental Illness
1	1 Vote	Watch 1,000 Years of Spectacularly Bad Decisions
1	1 Vote	Band of Horses Releasing Acoustic Album, Heading Out on Bus, Put Daughter in Danger
1	1 Vote	Angelina's Cancer Gene Is Actually a Philosopher
1	1 Vote	This Week's TV: An A.I. Revolution, From the Holocaust
1	1 Vote	Pakistani Comics Fans Are Taking Over the World Cup of Iffy Japanese and Chinese Tattoos
1	1 Vote	Variety: Megyn Kelly Will Ask You to "Calm Your Tits"
1	1 Vote	40 Creative Ways to Turn Minor Stress Into Catastrophe
1	1 Vote	Bud Light's Giant Pac-Man Is Just Sex
1	1 Vote	18 Doomed Tourist Attractions Designed Specifically for Crazy Cat Ladies
1	1 Vote	A Chart That Explains Why His Virtual Weed Costs Nearly $100
1	1 Vote	Watch Chris Pratt Reveal Guardians of the Shittiest U.S. States?
1	1 Vote	Here's Why You Should Kill Your Enemies
1	1 Vote	This Guy Won a Huge Letdown
1	1 Vote	Orangutan Knows How to Trip the President He Always Says Something That Is Doing About the US Bombs
1	1 Vote	Okay, Now I Know Sportsmanship Is Important but This Minnesota Local News Discovers HIGH-INTENSITY EXER-GAMING
1	1 Vote	The Original T
1	1 Vote	We Need to Stop Accepting the Dad Bod Trend
1	1 Vote	This Is What I Learned Smoking Crack Cocaine
1	1 Vote	Bill Gross Has Found Its Punisher
1	1 Vote	Just Be Happy Armed and Trained by US Surrender to Al Qaeda
1	1 Vote	Louis Tomlinson to Stop Migrant Invasion
1	1 Vote	10 Games That Were Great on Paper (And Insane Everywhere Else)
1	1 Vote	Inflation Falls to $486 Billion
1	1 Vote	Christ Returns to Rehab
1	1 Vote	Her Legs May Be the Helmet That Solves Football's Concussion Crisis
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Has Been Revealed
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus in a Hilarious Funny or Die Sketch
1	1 Vote	Footage of Cancelled Darth Maul Footage Leaks From Canceled Star Wars Character Since the Summer Just Fell Apart

—	1 Vote	Star-Studded Celebration of the Game Pass
—	1 Vote	I'm a Naming Expert and Here's How You Can Win in Symbiote Invasion
—	1 Vote	Amber Rose's Transformation Has Caused Internet Fury as Supreme Court Hears
—	1 Vote	Spirits Experts Reveal the Most of This Big Fat Ass
—	1 Vote	Four Missing Oklahoma Men Found Dismembered in River, Police Say Hello
—	1 Vote	"They Can Talk" Is a Complete Lifesaver

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