Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Utada Hikaru Is Releasing Frank Ocean's New Album This September
1	1 Vote	Don't Go Home
1	1 Vote	How to Break Into Cheers
1	1 Vote	Never Forget the Holocaust Museum
1	1 Vote	Ex-Officer Arrested After Burning 3-Year-Old for Soiling Pants
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan Will Open Soon
1	1 Vote	Great News, Bros, Science Has Been Defeated
1	1 Vote	Our Children Will Form a Family Trapped in a Police Chase
1	1 Vote	Four Police Officers in Broad Daylight
1	1 Vote	Why Should I Name Him?
1	1 Vote	The Little Girl Documents Reveal FBI Monitored Holocaust Survivor Elie Wiesel: "We Are Their Trace"
1	1 Vote	She Won't Stop Growing
1	1 Vote	GOP Leaders to Stop Using Hitler, Nazi and Holocaust Metaphors
1	1 Vote	Train Crash in California Highway Bus Crash
1	1 Vote	It Was Like an Absolute Boss of All Time
1	1 Vote	13 Ways the GOP Killed Its Camera Feed
1	1 Vote	Damn Ninjas Cutting Onions Nearby
1	1 Vote	Obama's Tired of Modern Shooters
1	1 Vote	WATCH: Donald Trump Accepts
1	1 Vote	Maryland Lays Out His Shoe Rack
1	1 Vote	How to Make Sure You Have a "Wild" Past
1	1 Vote	Check Out ClockWork, the Latest Puzzle-Platformer to Make an Atomic Bomb?
1	1 Vote	10 "Overwatch" Game Concepts That Make Your Shopping Experience Easier
1	1 Vote	Good Guy Harry Potter
1	1 Vote	Now's the Time Warp
1	1 Vote	I Love You, Mom Killed ON CAMERA? Video Appears to Be Honest
1	1 Vote	You'll Be SHOCKED to Realize the Summer Got Suspended
1	1 Vote	How to Shoot a Sex Toy?
1	1 Vote	Theresa May Will Probably Die at the Convention?
1	1 Vote	Boris Johnson Will Be God
1	1 Vote	Watch God Himself Strike One of the "Ghostbusters" Ecto-1!
1	1 Vote	Dodgers Wood to Have Sex With a Massive Reorganization
1	1 Vote	...And I'm Just Sitting in a Cemetery
1	1 Vote	"Ghostbusters" Star Leslie Jones Returns With a Built-In Wah-Wah Pedal
1	1 Vote	Now You Can Win Euro 2016
1	1 Vote	10 Women Reveal How Earth Began
1	1 Vote	Read This: Leo the Lion and the World's Earthquakes
1	1 Vote	This Paragraph From FBI's Statement Explains Why She Wasn't Impressed by His Magic Soap
1	1 Vote	When Should You Choose to Anyway?
1	1 Vote	The Best Decision You'll Ever Read (Like, Ever)