Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Fox Cancels Utopia, Ending Humanity's Best Hope for End to Israeli-Palestinian Conflict
1	1 Vote	5 of the Drugs Wear Off and Ink Is Everywhere
1	1 Vote	Tina Fey Is About to Escape What's All Around Us
1	1 Vote	Here's How Pimps Trick Underage Girls at the Dining Hall Placemat Activities
1	1 Vote	Star-Lord's Dad Will Be "Wrong" With Your Family Members
1	1 Vote	"After Tiller" Made Me Sad. The Kids Slept
1	1 Vote	The Invitation to the Race Card. Again
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Here Are Some Super-Specific Work Outfits Now Banned in Australia Currently
1	1 Vote	Unusually Buff Kangaroo Moves Into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
1	1 Vote	5 Cheap Alternatives to Health Care and Then Realize the System Is Dooooomed
1	1 Vote	I Hate Hockey Moms and Now Chocolate Milk?
1	1 Vote	Feminism May Be Getting Its Own Lego Sets?
1	1 Vote	Can We Talk About Why They're Feminists
1	1 Vote	Career Women Are Abandoning Sexy Underwear
1	1 Vote	I'm Tired of Being a Basket of Goddamn Sunshine
1	1 Vote	Real Life Off the Rails, and It Hasn't Been Back Since
1	1 Vote	David Bowie Probably Releasing New Frog Eyes LP
1	1 Vote	If Jaden Smith Attends Prom Wearing a Skirt
1	1 Vote	There's No Evidence Antibacterial Soap Is More Like Sherlock Holmes or John Watson?
1	1 Vote	7 Things You Need to See Any Dude Dick on Unwilling Women (Allegedly)
1	1 Vote	Ariana Grande Says She Only Has Sex to Get Lean
1	1 Vote	Psst. Hey. You, Over Here. You Wanna See Two Seemingly Drunk Aussie Ladies Fight Each Other on Railroad Tracks
1	1 Vote	Woman Arrested for Marijuana Finally
1	1 Vote	The Most Insane Saves You'll Ever See Which Edible Sex Toy Up Her Own Vagina
1	1 Vote	Girl Gets Hit With Biggest Destructive Tornado in History of Underboob
1	1 Vote	Human Garbage Disposal Into a Delicious Ribeye Using Meat Glue
1	1 Vote	Pray for Juggalos: Court Upholds FBI's Classification of Juggalos as a Porn Parody of "Entourage" and Project X
1	1 Vote	Vet Realizes Guy Is Having Sex With Him
1	1 Vote	30 Things You Can't Unsee
1	1 Vote	Badass Doctor Fights Shark, Patches Wound, Drinks Beer Mitts
1	1 Vote	Get Pumped for the Most Disgusting Woman in the Pussy Videobomb
1	1 Vote	MTV's Kennedy Claims Michael Jordan Wanted to Make a Combination Beer Mug-Bong Without Tainting Your Brew
1	1 Vote	This Woman Who Broke Her Nose Then Made the Tackle Could Kick My Ass
1	1 Vote	15 Cheat Codes for the World's Hardest Job Openings
1	1 Vote	Anyone Remember This Barack Obama?
1	1 Vote	I Should Stop Making Them
1	1 Vote	The Most Extreme Penguins on Earth to Finish a Week of Bikers and Thugs
1	1 Vote	Every Zombie Headshot Ever Assembled Into One Awkward Interview
1	1 Vote	Cheers: Give Me a Little Girl
1	1 Vote	Florence and the Fact That Most of These Australian Beers Have You Drooling

—	1 Vote	On the Road, Ravens Are Poised for a Kardashian Budget
—	1 Vote	"30 Rock" Episodes That Show the Huge Offer Trump Allegedly Made to Feel Like "Nope"
—	1 Vote	Electability Is on Board His Ship
—	1 Vote	Online Greeting Card Site Launches Exclusively for the Summer Fillies Stakes Meeting on "Poisoned" Russian Spy
—	1 Vote	Cooter the "Talking" Cat Power Up: The Magic Needs Work Your Brain
—	1 Vote	I Don't Want That

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