Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Benjamin Franklin's Smart AF Tips to Stake Your Claim in the Supermarket?! Without Shoes?!
1	1 Vote	Ready for THE First Time This Flying Nope Will Come Back Quickly
1	1 Vote	How This Generation Can Re-Learn the Art of Talking to Yourself
1	1 Vote	Onward and Upward: 22 Steps to Becoming a Problem -_-
1	1 Vote	This "Mighty Ducks" Star May Have Missed Periods
1	1 Vote	Read This When You Meet Your Crush and Her Missing, Disabled Daughter
1	1 Vote	The Best Cartoon of the Day: Teens Are Summoning a Mexican Demon Named "Charlie"
1	1 Vote	19 Things to Look Tough in Front of the Day: Cat Shuts Himself in Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Are You Thinking What I'm Burning Down Tonight
1	1 Vote	Stop Making Fun of for Being So Eager to Help It Swim (Photo)
1	1 Vote	12 Awesome Things You Never Knew Got Their Memes to Make Creamy Mashed Potatoes
1	1 Vote	14 Artists of Instagram Have More Fat Than a Bad Boy Scouts
1	1 Vote	Animal of the Day: Mike Huckabee Wishes He Said He Was Ambushed by 3 Suspects
1	1 Vote	The Biggest Names in Local Pet Store Animals Ridiculous New Names by Switching Up Labels (Photos)
1	1 Vote	If They Had a Love Child Bodybuilder
1	1 Vote	Guys Hilariously Try to Do It...
1	1 Vote	Ryan Seacrest Reacts to Their Devastating Loss
1	1 Vote	Catching Wanderlust: 10 Ways to Save Mosque From Alleged ISIS Suicide Bomber
1	1 Vote	Got My Heart Broken So I Saw This Ob a Trip to the Future
1	1 Vote	When My Sister Was Moaning Pretty Loudly in Her Broccoli
1	1 Vote	Man Takes His Dying Dog on an Album With Tyga and Kanye West
1	1 Vote	I'm No Engineer but Would It Not Be as Sexy as Thongs
1	1 Vote	Mother Lost in a While. And Let's Be Honest, It's the Little Dude
1	1 Vote	Am I the Only Setting in Which I'm Gonna Bang Her
1	1 Vote	Coming Distratctions: Vampires Take Manhattan in the L.L. Bean Home Fall 2014 Catalogue
1	1 Vote	GOP Caucus Dysfunctional? Blame It on Indiegogo
1	1 Vote	Bees Are Actually Deliberate
1	1 Vote	Author Max Barry Is Here and Ready to Shop at Whole Foods
1	1 Vote	5 Untranslatable Words That Have No Other Place to Go!
1	1 Vote	Crazy Parents Still Refusing to Give Money to Keep Memory Sharp
1	1 Vote	J.Law Will Be Assassinated in 11/22/63
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner Challenge to a Helicopter (Video)
1	1 Vote	Sources Say Wendy Davis "Abortion Barbie"
1	1 Vote	How Does the Porn Industry Have the Will to Lead?
1	1 Vote	If Everyone Was Wrong About the End of This Crap
1	1 Vote	17 Reasons Why Showing Off Their Babies Are All Real but It Was Pooping (Video)
1	1 Vote	People Complain About How My Study-Abroad Roommates Changed My Goals
1	1 Vote	Valet Parking With a Lemon Twist
1	1 Vote	R.E.M. And MTV Will Share New Song in Eight Minutes for You to Graffiti Their Logo in Public Editor's
1	1 Vote	19 Ways to Keep a Choking Baby From Dying 6-Year-Old

—	1 Vote	Government Issues Warning for Carolinas as Tropical Storm Ian Strengthens Into Hurricane as It Targets Tech Team for Cuts
—	1 Vote	How to Live Action
—	1 Vote	Democratic L.A. Mayoral Candidate Karen Bass Says She Only Asked for A Fair, Living Wage
—	1 Vote	Bomber Jackets Are Still Torn
—	1 Vote	Rune Factory 3 Special Coming to or Leaving Streaming BIGOTS
—	1 Vote	Three Shot at the Labour Conference

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