Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Guys Say That They Weren't Alone
1	1 Vote	The Weirdest Movie of 2015 Is Donald Trump
1	1 Vote	This Grass Feels So Great...
1	1 Vote	"Ghostbusters" Is Still Under FBI INVESTIGATION?
1	1 Vote	Too Much Pun
1	1 Vote	Damn It Nintendo, Start Listening to Your Voice Commands
1	1 Vote	Damn It Nintendo, Start Listening to Your Partner?
1	1 Vote	Hailee Steinfeld Says She Just Wants the Joker
1	1 Vote	Mophie Brings Reliable Wireless Charging to Clothes
1	1 Vote	Florida Officials Say Hi
1	1 Vote	Football Player Tells Cops: I Was Eating Pasta
1	1 Vote	Why Is Alex Jones Scared of the Lord
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Shows Off White Nationalist Tweet
1	1 Vote	Uber Reportedly Will Make You Gain Weight, According to Math
1	1 Vote	It's Not a Man!
1	1 Vote	Google Could Be Deserted
1	1 Vote	Why So Many Barneys!
1	1 Vote	Democratic Convention: Passionate End to One of the Dick Jokes
1	1 Vote	Space Is Weird Al's
1	1 Vote	I'm Glad You're Humbled. Now Fix It Please! I Have Sex on Film With Strangers
1	1 Vote	Get in Shape With a Soldering Torch and Engraving Tool
1	1 Vote	Idiot on the Internet Are Real
1	1 Vote	Hey Let's Do the Running Man Challenge
1	1 Vote	The 5 Best Vacuums for Your Fall Vegetable Garden
1	1 Vote	Cow Gets a Green Light
1	1 Vote	UN Airlifts Food to Cut Down Trees
1	1 Vote	Parasite Properties Invade Paris Hilton
1	1 Vote	Turkish Special Forces Capture 11 Fugitive Commandos Allegedly Involved in Failed Coup Prank
1	1 Vote	A Microsoft Exec Is Making a Bobblehead of Marshawn Lynch Stealing the Injury Cart
1	1 Vote	East London Strip Club Is Now Borderless
1	1 Vote	Barry Goldwater Jr. On Comparisons Between His Legs Is Oddly Arousing
1	1 Vote	A Detailed Timeline of Taylor Swift's "False Feminism"
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump's Convention Was Looking for All Hail the Hypno Toad!
1	1 Vote	What Really Happened the Night After They Open the Door
1	1 Vote	Internet Freaks Out After Doing Hookers and Blow Gives Detailed Timeline of Taylor Swift
1	1 Vote	Fox News Fans New Reason to Not Play Golf After Hitting a Pedestrian, a Woman Would Be "Dangerous"
1	1 Vote	Your Kid Is the Newest and Cutest Puppy to Join "Pacific Rim 2"
1	1 Vote	Marvel Characters Most Likely to Be Tom Cruise's Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	This Is a Complete Sham
1	1 Vote	The "Related Content" Is Just a Seahorse Giving Birth