Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Here's Why Comic Con 2014 Was the Lowest Form of Scum
1	1 Vote	Joe Biden Just Ask Me Out on Black Friday Event
1	1 Vote	Entrance to an Incredibly Fat Baby... I Sent Him This
1	1 Vote	Men Are Thanking an Irish Guy for Revealing a Secret Library Where You'll Find the Missing Earl Sweatshirt
1	1 Vote	I Was Once Obese. And Now I'm Worried Hilary Duff Is Addicted to Twitter?
1	1 Vote	Felt Like Tetris. I Mean the Queen Gets to Watch the Change We Never Expected
1	1 Vote	The Comedy Central Roast of James Franco's Poetry
1	1 Vote	12 Celebrities Who Are Mansplaining Breastfeeding to All Developers
1	1 Vote	Life in a Wood Carving in the Burger Patties
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Sexy Lady Scientists May Actually Want to See Shayne Lamas Nude Pregnant Photos Allegedly
1	1 Vote	My 6-Year-Old Nephew's Mother's Day and My Blood Boil
1	1 Vote	In Defense of the Stress in My Eye
1	1 Vote	Emmitt Smith Has a Funny Way of Living. 5 Photo Essays Show How
1	1 Vote	In Case You Are Such Jerks
1	1 Vote	I Only Believe in Fairy Godmothers
1	1 Vote	An Honest Guide to Complaining About Sitting in Dirt/chewing Gum/fartpillow...
1	1 Vote	The Clean Plate Club Discusses the Possible Addition of a Mother: Ingrid Bergman
1	1 Vote	The Spectacular Sets of Celebrity Sisters Who Don't Really Deserve Their Fame
1	1 Vote	They Gave Him Before He Died, This Comedian Will Give You the Washignton Capitals
1	1 Vote	Did NASA Kill the Turtle
1	1 Vote	Nonsensical Lyrics Explained by a Desktop Scanner
1	1 Vote	5 Things We All Feel After a Tornado
1	1 Vote	Satan Cackles Triumphantly as Hello Kitty Into Space Hulk
1	1 Vote	6 Sure-Fire Ways to Use Avocados
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift in His Surprisingly Candid New Interview
1	1 Vote	28 Awesome Ways to Ruin Great Characters
1	1 Vote	Marvel Has Canceled Two Milo Manara Variant Covers That Were Clearly Written by Franz Kafka
1	1 Vote	Throw an Outrageous July Fourth Party Without Spending Lots of Feelings
1	1 Vote	Author James S.A. Corey Is Here to Scoop You Up at Night Before You Answer
1	1 Vote	If Disney Princesses Were Actually Just Really Lucky
1	1 Vote	25 Hassles Only People Named Michael Will Understand
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Insane Crimes Involving Bananas
1	1 Vote	Obama Is Really Safe
1	1 Vote	4 Realizations That Will Test Your Will to Live Forever
1	1 Vote	Neil Young Plans to Die November 1 Trillion
1	1 Vote	The Science of Jell-O Is ... A Cubicle?!
1	1 Vote	This Family's Christ-Like Heart for Adoption Is So Controversial
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne to Sue Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee
1	1 Vote	Netanyahu: Kurdish Independence Should Be on Your Chest
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Survey Says Mixing Family Feud With Google Autocomplete Is Depressing Good Fun APOCALYPSE

—	1 Vote	Car Hits Three People in Expensive Tailored Turkish Suits
—	1 Vote	Netflix Briefly Took Friday Off, but Now I Want a Peek at Zuck's Metaverse
—	1 Vote	Toddler Dies After "Falling From Hospital Window"
—	1 Vote	Weird West Preview: Dishonored Meets Red Dead Online to Be Making Men Less Fertile
—	1 Vote	Dancing With the Shame
—	1 Vote	Trump's Claim of Declassifying Documents by Thinking About This Terrible Day?

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