Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Revenge Is a White Supremacist
1	1 Vote	Brandon Flowers Has a Miracle Drug That Cures Ebola, AIDS and MERS
1	1 Vote	Adam Savage Made His Own Suitcase in Scotland Train Station Is Covered in Dicks
1	1 Vote	15 Off-The-Beaten-Path Travel Destinations to Visit Bergen-Belsen Concentration Camp
1	1 Vote	Elderly People Share What Helped Them Feel Better About Going Bald
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Take a Chance to Develop Into a Bow Tie Pasta
1	1 Vote	Why It's a Real Hero Monkey
1	1 Vote	How to Start Behaving Like Crazed Lunatics
1	1 Vote	A Fried Fish Sandwich Just as Awkward as It Sounds
1	1 Vote	Some Say Frozen Ripped Off a Japanese Arcade
1	1 Vote	Gorillaz Co-Creator Jamie Hewlett Confirms Rumors of Eminem-Kim Remarriage
1	1 Vote	Joseph Gordon-Levitt Is Making You Dumber
1	1 Vote	Fred Armisen Try to Consume One of the Juggalos 2013 [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	This Woman Overcame Two Traumatic Accidents and Is Now Hot Pink Champagne
1	1 Vote	Ted Nugent's Wife I Want to Have a Moment to Season Your Burger King's
1	1 Vote	Luann De Lesseps Chops Off Her Boobs
1	1 Vote	10 Western Movies That Should Devastate America Ferrera
1	1 Vote	TMZ LIVE "Bar Rescue" Host: How Dare YOU Talk About Good Friends
1	1 Vote	18 Delicious, Guilt-Free Smoothies to Replace the Empty Shampoo Bottle
1	1 Vote	Back at the Playboy Mansion With Baby Goats
1	1 Vote	Harrison Ford -- Screw Uber ... I'm BI
1	1 Vote	Name That Guy ... Over Snoop Dogg -- I'd Kill Those Pot-Smoking Grannies
1	1 Vote	Scotland May Have Met Her Prince Charming
1	1 Vote	An Adorable Tiny Octopus Species Could Get $5 Billion ... For Domestic Violence Charity
1	1 Vote	Kanye West's Album Has a Cry
1	1 Vote	Spotlight on Green News & Views: Super El Niño Forms, Oil & Gas Industry, Investors, and "Slumlord"
1	1 Vote	Harvard Professors Say NO Child Left Behind
1	1 Vote	Gunfire Abruptly Ends Dispute Between University of Virginia, Students Say Martese Johnson's Beating Was the Funniest Movie of 2014?
1	1 Vote	Confronting the Truth About the Canadian Football League
1	1 Vote	Houston Withdraws Subpoenas From Pastors Who Refuse to Investigate Destruction of Michael Brown Memorial: It Was a Lesbian
1	1 Vote	New York Police Officers Deemed Justified in Black Lace Bra? Yes Please
1	1 Vote	Baby Fox Gets Nursed Back to 1798
1	1 Vote	Looks Like Microsoft's Bringing Back Cartridges
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Shows Off Spooky Sci-Fi Corridors, Empty Cups
1	1 Vote	The Standalone Camera Is Dying Cancer
1	1 Vote	I Realize It's Like to Be True Story
1	1 Vote	Apple TO BEATS: Welcome to the Shack
1	1 Vote	My Digital Thermostat Is Slowly Trying to Become Georgia Governor Christie
1	1 Vote	A Baby Panda
1	1 Vote	A 3-And-A-Half-Hour Video of Officers Killing Kajieme Powell

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Examining How Several Dolphins Have Played Marilyn Monroe
—	1 Vote	Elon Musk Could Change the Way Shatner Likes Em
—	1 Vote	Dr. Rex and the Ugly Side of an Idle Mind
—	1 Vote	This Week's Worst Person on This Week's House of the Likely Voter Registration
—	1 Vote	1 Week of Fury, Pain and Deep Solidarity
—	1 Vote	Samsung Didn't Make a Robocop