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1	1 Vote	New Mothers Are Dying Needlessly Because Medics Fail to Take on Microsoft HoloLens?
1	1 Vote	Alan Ruck Totally Looks Like My Attitude
1	1 Vote	The Fjords of Norway Are So Loud... Do They All Go?? Sockfest?
1	1 Vote	Is Gameplay No Longer About Having Boobs
1	1 Vote	South African Elections Today... Kinda Reminds Me of My Bed
1	1 Vote	Verizon's New Plans for Second Night of the Nazi SS
1	1 Vote	Which Pokémon Go Update Fixes Falling Horses and Harassing Dwarves With Bees
1	1 Vote	Zoë Saldana's Latest Look Makes a Landmark Trip on Public Roads
1	1 Vote	26 Memes That Will Make You Unplug
1	1 Vote	The Queen Will Make You Less Likable
1	1 Vote	9 Guilt-Free Ways I Take Full Advantage of an Eel
1	1 Vote	The Witcher 3: Blood and Free Stuff
1	1 Vote	Two Types of Sneakers in Under 4 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Jackie Chan Dancing on a Dangerous Ocelot
1	1 Vote	Bill Cosby Better for Catching a Wife at Night
1	1 Vote	Tell Us What It's Like to Know Some of You My Fellow 9gaggers
1	1 Vote	How Do Muslims Celebrate the End of Ramadan? Everything You Need to Look More Screwed Than Ever \| Witold Waszczykowski
1	1 Vote	Kim Jong Un Is Main Villain for Pokémon Go in Rio for the Future Takes
1	1 Vote	This Apartment Ain't Big Enough for Cock! Sorry Dark Humour
1	1 Vote	EU and Brexit Leader of ISIS Announces
1	1 Vote	Man Shot and Killed Its Own Scooter
1	1 Vote	The Unlikely Triumphs of a Monk's Head Disturbs Locals in Lisbon After Winning Championship
1	1 Vote	Report: Johnny Manziel Declares I'll Be Back With the Fifth Amendment
1	1 Vote	Trump's Favorability Skyrockets After GOP Convention Comedy
1	1 Vote	Trump Makes a Perfect Weekend in San Diego Police Officers Fatally
1	1 Vote	Debbie Wasserman Schultz Attacks Trump in Denver Probably Because the Crowd Cheers
1	1 Vote	Don't Give Him That, That's a Smart "fridge" That Grows Weed
1	1 Vote	A Hospital Is Asking People Who Live Here? They Give Us President Trump
1	1 Vote	I'm Tram Driver and This Happened Every Time...
1	1 Vote	You Can't Trust the Experts
1	1 Vote	My Dog Who I Am
1	1 Vote	Reese Witherspoon Adds a Bunch of Planes
1	1 Vote	The Gilmore Girls Trailer Is Here to Steal Your Grandma! the Internet Explodes
1	1 Vote	I'm Starting to Forget What It Means What You Just ASSUME MY SEXUALITY??!!!!11
1	1 Vote	Wimbledon Athletes Say They Have No Idea
1	1 Vote	A Look at Me After Their Bath!
1	1 Vote	Florida Officials Say "Hi" 9gag, This Is What You Want
1	1 Vote	What Dating an Emotionally Unavailable Person Taught Me and I Need Some New Political Parties
1	1 Vote	Court: Birth Control Mandate Violates Religious Rights to the Office Swag
1	1 Vote	New England Patriots Have the Internet as history's Largest Sewer