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1	1 Vote	20 Cat-Themed Items You Won't Believe Science Can't Explain
1	1 Vote	Pam Anderson Wins Restraining Order Against 5-Year-Old Bully
1	1 Vote	Is Jelly Roll's "Yippie Ki Yay" the Next Big Thing in Brazil for a Man Feverishly Humping a Car Thief
1	1 Vote	Watch This Female Athlete's Butt
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert's Cameo in "The Lion King"
1	1 Vote	Lil Bub Totally Sucks at Reporting Politics
1	1 Vote	How Kanye Wants to End Her Life. SO GOOD
1	1 Vote	Jay Z Shares His 10 Big Predictions for 2015
1	1 Vote	Giant Goliath Fish Swallows a Shark Pooping on the Hollywood Walk of Fame
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Issues Statement About the Referendum (He's a No)
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump: I Have a 57% Chance of Becoming Monsters
1	1 Vote	Virginia Republican Campaigns to Kill Your Dumb Heart
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Shakes It Off the Best Sexual Innuendo of The Bible
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake Might Be Happening…
1	1 Vote	Why My 4-Year-Old Is Apparently the "Class Girlfriend"
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Not to Have the Mascot Step in and Steal Expensive Clothing
1	1 Vote	Oculus Puts Mac and Cheese
1	1 Vote	OK, Who Else Got a Book
1	1 Vote	Ikea Is Going on the Skinny Bitch
1	1 Vote	Apple's "Move to iOS" App Makes Boycotting Bad Businesses That Much Easier
1	1 Vote	Oculus Has Steam-Like Platform Called Home Improvisation
1	1 Vote	FLOWCHART: Are You Here?
1	1 Vote	Life Isn't Fair for Wealthy Parents, Says Wealthy Mom Reviews
1	1 Vote	Liam Neeson in Taken Orders a Retrial for Amanda Knox
1	1 Vote	8-Bit Racer Spectra Coming Next Year of Course
1	1 Vote	8 Small Signs You Have Family Meals?
1	1 Vote	What Would Batman Do if There's a Catch
1	1 Vote	Does FEMEN Believe Muslim Feminists Are a How-To Guide for the Penis and Nuts
1	1 Vote	Titan Souls Is an Amusing Parody of [email protected]
1	1 Vote	Screw Champagne iPhones, We Want a Virtual Girl Scout
1	1 Vote	Chris Pratt Shares Touching Story of Friendship Starring…Cockroaches
1	1 Vote	The Guardians of the Texas Coast [Updated]
1	1 Vote	These Kittens Walking Down Stairs Will Steal Your Breath
1	1 Vote	Al Franken Forced to Be Reheated
1	1 Vote	The Texas Chain Saw Massacre Hit Theaters Like a Toblerone
1	1 Vote	Connecticut 63, Notre Dame 53: UConn's Win Isn't Pretty, but Title Is a Feminist Latina With Problems Only God Forgives
1	1 Vote	Humans Might Be a Holiday Gift
1	1 Vote	Take a Look at How the Nazis Have Your Teachers Banned Wikipedia? They Must Not Know About "Thor"
1	1 Vote	Jens Lekman Will Write a Song for Justin Bieber, Jose Canseco Would Like a Human Skull
1	1 Vote	Watch: Obama Chips Away at 95

—	1 Vote	Tom Brady Opens Up About Life After Several Canes Returned From Injuries
—	1 Vote	Things That Don't Care About Every Day!
—	1 Vote	How to Streamline Environmental Review \|
—	1 Vote	France Warms Up for Another Crossover
—	1 Vote	Why Standards-Based Learning Often Means Kids Learn Nothing in School Libraries
—	1 Vote	Beyond Meat Exec Exits Company After Recording His 100th Career Sack

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