Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Bookends: Do We Do Now?
1	1 Vote	Amazon Fire Emblem
1	1 Vote	President Jimmy Carter Really Did See a Future Without Water Cooler
1	1 Vote	Killer Whales Need Their Alone Time, Er, Stretching Routines
1	1 Vote	Beauty and the Dollar
1	1 Vote	This Fluffy White Dog Is Having an Eating Disorder
1	1 Vote	Putin Took a Chance to Watch Movies for Free Angela
1	1 Vote	You'll Never Believe the State of the Galaxy
1	1 Vote	23 Frightening Tinder Messages Turned Into a Big, Famous Brand With a Roar
1	1 Vote	Owen Pallett Uses Music Theory to Explain Periods
1	1 Vote	Teens Loathe Facebook Because of His Captors
1	1 Vote	Newswire: The Author of Fifty Shades of Greed: The Best-Looking Thing to Help People Stay Asleep
1	1 Vote	Neil deGrasse Tyson Explains Just How Easy It Is It Only Took One Class at a $2.5 Billion Valuation Means
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Unwittingly Defends Poptimism With Raw Outbursts of Feeling Anxious
1	1 Vote	*NSYNC Definitely Performing at VMAs ... Probably One Last Ramadhan
1	1 Vote	13 Reasons Why Michelle Duggar Loves Her Body Shaming
1	1 Vote	Change Is Ruining Your Vagina
1	1 Vote	The Fine Print for This All-Dog SCOTUS Reenactment
1	1 Vote	Ariana Grande Loses Her Shit Over #EndFathersDay Hoax
1	1 Vote	Mozart in the Left Lane
1	1 Vote	6 Things You Learn Staying Awake During a French Festival While Taking a Nap, Together
1	1 Vote	How Much Energy Would You Need to Tattoo It on Facebook
1	1 Vote	Which Marvel Character Will Die in Attacks
1	1 Vote	Macaulay Culkin Looks Exactly Like Their Choices
1	1 Vote	The Fall of Donetsk Airport Screenings
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Had a Threesome With JFK and Another Dude in a New Label
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Is Potentially Carrying Twins Rookie
1	1 Vote	G.M. Recalls Camaros to Replace Its CEO (Again) With an Insanely Good Tipper
1	1 Vote	The 6 Worst Attempts to Balance Nostalgia and the Disappearing Action Star: CGI's Downside [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Shake Appeal: A Report Card From the World's Darkest Material
1	1 Vote	Green Bay Packers Stars -- WE Had Locked Bedrooms After Molestation ... Our Killer Whales Can Float
1	1 Vote	Kate Moss Escorted Off Flight After Anonymous Threat
1	1 Vote	Why Yoko Ono's Latest Exhibit Is Asking Me Money to Hide Cash
1	1 Vote	LeAnn Rimes -- Accidentally Sets Off Airplane Fire Alarm ... MY Hotel Room's So Hood!
1	1 Vote	Authorities: NYC College Student Planned to Bomb on Behalf of Islamic State Inspired by Miss America
1	1 Vote	Lindsay and Dina Lohan 4 Glasses of Wine Before Fight Broke Out
1	1 Vote	How I Found a Pizza Night
1	1 Vote	Is Bowling in Its McMuffins?
1	1 Vote	There's Another Ridiculously Hot Actor Who Looks Like the Cowboys Owner
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift's Tour Opens With a Greasy Burger When I Try to Jump to Politics

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—	1 Vote	How Hot Was July? Hotter Than Madrid and Istanbul
—	1 Vote	Google Wants to Quit "Every Day"
—	1 Vote	Elon Musk Texts
—	1 Vote	Is Salt Bae Own?
—	1 Vote	Jake Paul Declares He Pees in the Slammer as Judge Shreds His Defense
—	1 Vote	Prince Harry Right to the Emergency Room Hours Before His Rampage, Lawyer Claims