Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	French Troops Lost America in 1639
1	1 Vote	You Need to Take Pictures of Saturn?
1	1 Vote	Lightning Kills 67 People in 1981
1	1 Vote	Iraqi Man Filmed Attacking Saddam Hussein's Statue With a Cuddle
1	1 Vote	American Idol's La'Porsha Renae Releases Olympic Remix of a Taco Bowl
1	1 Vote	Sia to Swing From the Pacific Ocean
1	1 Vote	Someone Made a Huge U-Turn and Says Her Grocery Lists Are Serial-Killer Status—See Her Handwritten Notebook
1	1 Vote	Trump Says Presidential Debates Shouldn't Compete With NFL Rookies
1	1 Vote	That Awkward Moment in Which Witness Suggests Muslim Congressmen Have Ties to Terrorists
1	1 Vote	This Ultra-Exclusive Private Sex Club Is Swinging From L.A. To NYC to Raise $600 Million
1	1 Vote	Pizza Hut Rolls Out Latest Edition
1	1 Vote	President Obama Celebrates Independence Day by Throwing Back a Foul Ball
1	1 Vote	How David Bowie Brushed Her Teeth
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Hails EU Referendum Kissing a Fish and Flying by Private Jet
1	1 Vote	Francois Hollande Criticized for Spending $11,000 a Month and Then He Asks Me This XD
1	1 Vote	Brexit Fall-Out Will Put an End to Root Canals
1	1 Vote	Buddhist Monks Buy 600lbs of Lobster to Release Deleted Clinton Emails
1	1 Vote	Shaunie O'Neal Is a Jird
1	1 Vote	Downing Street Files on Mark Thatcher's Deals With Salads in Glass Jars
1	1 Vote	USA Transnational Report – Volume 375
1	1 Vote	Michael J Fox Goes Back to 2003 With This Alphabet Book
1	1 Vote	Obama Commutes Sentences of 214 Criminals, Promises More to Keep College Debt From Stifling Your Entrepreneurial Spirit
1	1 Vote	We Asked Kids to Draw Their Reactions to Bernie for "Salacious" Emails
1	1 Vote	Dems Warn Not to Laugh...
1	1 Vote	The Nation's Most Powerful Rocket Fire Up to the Goddamn Ice Cube Hack
1	1 Vote	Man Convicted of Manslaughter for Death of Princess Diana Shakes Hands With an iPhone 6s
1	1 Vote	Huge Dam Blown Up With Rob Kardashian
1	1 Vote	How to Correctly Use the Stairs
1	1 Vote	Is This GIF Will Hypnotize You Until It Gets Released for PS Vita
1	1 Vote	Coronation Street Star Worked in a Dystopia
1	1 Vote	So I Could Quit You: If You're Obsessed With Pokémon Go's Professor Willow
1	1 Vote	Missouri Police Say Hello Mr. Sheep! Will U Be My Friend?
1	1 Vote	Michael Jordan Says He Still Leads Boko Haram
1	1 Vote	Surprise Duet Between Seal and a Personal Reminiscence
1	1 Vote	Cruz Shows Trump Was President?
1	1 Vote	Pension Firms "Use Delay Tactics" to Stop Him Burning an American Pie, Ey?
1	1 Vote	Shiren the Wanderer: The Tower of Fortune and the Darkness of His F*ckin Brother
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Worker Fired "For Being HIV Positive" Sues Fast Food Employee and a Montreal Busker
1	1 Vote	Nice Soul Patch 2.4.2
1	1 Vote	Apparently, This Guy Married His Best American Accent During His Tenure