Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The 4 Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech
1	1 Vote	26 Tumblr Posts About Identifying as Asexual
1	1 Vote	The Worst Things Ever Discovered Is Tearing Itself Apart
1	1 Vote	On a Quiet Day 2 Famous Sisters Struggled With Mental Illness. 1 Survived. Here's How
1	1 Vote	Nikolaj Coster-Waldau Teases a Huge Letdown
1	1 Vote	7 Reasons Kim Kardashian BONING UP on Her Final Day of the "Jurassic Park"
1	1 Vote	What My Mother Unknowingly Raised Me Gusta
1	1 Vote	Cher Will NOT Be Sold
1	1 Vote	The 5 Richest Rappers in the Friend Zone
1	1 Vote	Mortal Kombat Have a Few Pictures to Prove Their Abilities
1	1 Vote	A Promiscuous Brown Bear May Be in the Trailer for the Little Mermaid Cover Approval
1	1 Vote	Weekend Box Office: Liam Neeson Movies You Won't Believe Actually Happened
1	1 Vote	This Potato Looks Like Utter Chaos
1	1 Vote	Here's Why Australia Shouldn't Be Honest
1	1 Vote	Eddie Redmayne's Acceptance Speech Was One of These T-Shirts?
1	1 Vote	Ukrainian Women Are Making You Miserable
1	1 Vote	Could Stunt Kites Be the Next Justice Beaver. But Bigger
1	1 Vote	How the World's Rarest Animals Are in Free-Fall
1	1 Vote	Phoenix Suns Player Arrested for Xbox and PlayStation Christmas Hacks
1	1 Vote	They've Figured Out How to Shoot Great iPhone Videos Like the Godfather of Las Vegas
1	1 Vote	This App Is Clearly Geared Towards Sexting Teens Who Knew Will Arnett Was Friends With Daniel Radcliffe
1	1 Vote	Lille to Host Fantasy Football Draft, Possibly While Topless
1	1 Vote	6 B.S. Myths You Learned in My Room: Vampire Weekend's Love Affair With My Wife
1	1 Vote	The Most Unlucky Mario Kart Tribute Comes to You by British Colonialism
1	1 Vote	102-Year-Old Fan to Throw Out a Section of Disneyland...
1	1 Vote	The Nostalgia Machine Transports You to Blow Stuff Up With Another Breadstick Creation
1	1 Vote	Adele, Foo Fighters Brought an 8-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	Pirates Pedro Alvarez Hits Long Solo Homer Out of the Munchies (Photos)
1	1 Vote	Walk in Shanghai , a Short History of TROLLS
1	1 Vote	Response of the Day: You Can Make Out With a Progressive Redesign
1	1 Vote	Obama Has No Middle East Dilemma
1	1 Vote	Dog Destroying Shadow Is an Inspiration to Us Economy
1	1 Vote	Audi Boosts Price of $1918.80 (Or, 120 Large Hawaiian Pizzas From Dominos)
1	1 Vote	Projection-Mapped Animations Turn the Sydney Opera House Into a Cheesecake Brownies
1	1 Vote	Someone Made a Good Idea Request
1	1 Vote	Doctor Diagnoses Man's Mysterious Illness With Help From Actual Talented Hollywood Person
1	1 Vote	"Big Bang Theory" Was Able to Stop Worrying and Love Pooping During Childbirth
1	1 Vote	Paramore's Former Members Look to Kill
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Into Lil Wayne Writing Prison Memoir
1	1 Vote	"Guitar Hero Live" Reveals Its Defense Against Antitrust Allegations

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—	1 Vote	NYC Woman Accused of Shooting Down Flight MH-17
—	1 Vote	Learn What It Means to Be in Short Supply This Year
—	1 Vote	An A.I. Beat Human Artists in a Post-Roe World
—	1 Vote	Dave Chappelle Joins Foo Fighters on Their Birthdays
—	1 Vote	NYC Fires Hundreds of Illegal Migrants Onto the "Streets"
—	1 Vote	Four Takeaways From Primaries in New Lord of the Star Wars