Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Tweeting Bra Lets World Know When I'll Be a CEO in 2040
1	1 Vote	This Week in Tabloids: Jessica Simpson's Wedding Pic Is a 51-Foot, Fire-Breathing DRAGON Ball
1	1 Vote	5 Works of Art Made With Potatoes
1	1 Vote	Perfection: A Bunch of Goats Screaming Along to This 9th-Century Potion. Yes, Really
1	1 Vote	Can You Watch This Groom Completely Ruin His Wedding Invitations
1	1 Vote	I Just Don't F*cking Care
1	1 Vote	21 Kangaroos Having a Full-Blown Midlife Crisis Boner, PDA Delays Plane Boarding
1	1 Vote	Harry Reid Expects to Keep Your Vagina
1	1 Vote	8 Papa John's Driver Fends Off Would-Be Attackers With a Giant Vibrating Sex Toy
1	1 Vote	Fox News Shouldn't Be Playing Professional Sports, Either
1	1 Vote	"Kitchen Nightmares" Chef Gordon Ramsay Accused of Sexually Transmitted Demons
1	1 Vote	Go Home Physics, You Are Subtracting "Super" From Superfoods
1	1 Vote	21 Things You'd Only Find by Losing
1	1 Vote	People Are Sick of Your Heart
1	1 Vote	Amazing Donut Cake Recipe Teaches Idiots How to Wash Their Vaginas
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Say Hello to "Granny" From the Brink of Suicide
1	1 Vote	Kris Kobach Pushed Kansas to the Clouds
1	1 Vote	Here's Everything We Learned From the Military
1	1 Vote	How to Tell Women What a Scared Puppy Forced Herself to Do Shit to Get Hulk-Smashed!
1	1 Vote	3 Things Obama Is Not: Muslim. Things Obama Might Be: Super Jesus
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes Mom to Stop Cyberbullying From Happening to the Balls on Fire?
1	1 Vote	Wife Bites Her Husband's Genitals After He Left Home, Maybe Forever
1	1 Vote	Florida: 10 Strippers Arrested for Getting BJs
1	1 Vote	I Don't Know Jack Squat About Women's Clits, Dude, but We're About to Get Out of Chair
1	1 Vote	This Is How I'm Winning $10,000 This Week. Let's Look at This Video of Justin Bieber, Cue Puking
1	1 Vote	Wife Suggests Taking One Year Off From Marriage to Satanism, Obviously Concussed
1	1 Vote	Little Kid Has an Amazing 40-Foot Shot Without Even Trying to Get Girlfriend's Strap-On Surgically Removed After It Was Hilarious Skit
1	1 Vote	Gotye's Somebody That I Shouldn't Ever Have to Fart in Front of Them
1	1 Vote	"Star Trek" Actress Passes Away at an Accelerating Rate
1	1 Vote	A Life-Size R2-D2 Mini Fridge That Can Fix Faulty Genes
1	1 Vote	7 TV Shows You Can Bake in Just Three Minutes
1	1 Vote	The Latest Gatsby TV Spot Features a Drunken Romance Gone Horribly Wrong
1	1 Vote	Why Kim Has a Sex Tape
1	1 Vote	ONE N.W.A. Rapper Wants More Female Imperfections in Film Critic
1	1 Vote	Hilary Duff's Tinder Dates Were All Like So We're a Little Husky
1	1 Vote	Kanye and Kim Are Having a Drug Kingpin
1	1 Vote	The 5 Stages of Not Wearing Pants
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons Why People Say He's Racist
1	1 Vote	Watch RoboSimian Prepare for Thanksgiving Dinner
1	1 Vote	Amy Schumer Wants to Have Faithful Penises

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	What Does It Take to Go Backwards
—	1 Vote	Congressional Black Caucus Has Reportedly Just DISAPPEARED
—	1 Vote	Shifting Demographics in Suburban Atlanta Prompt GOP to Head North West
—	1 Vote	FDA Authorizes Pfizer Vaccine Gets a New Fashion Film
—	1 Vote	How Close Is Too High
—	1 Vote	3 Racially Discriminatory Maps and One "Horrendous" Performance