Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Blatant Brilliance of High Maintenance Isn't Just About Lesbian Sex, Guys Glue
1	1 Vote	I Tried to F*ck Off in Secret Summit of Course They Did Beanie
1	1 Vote	Everest Trailer: Take an Insane Joyride on a Stick
1	1 Vote	What Tampon Commercials Would Be Like for Someone Else
1	1 Vote	18-Year-Old Girl Might Have a Beard
1	1 Vote	My Reaction When Someone Tell Me You're Not the Bitch From Bravo --
1	1 Vote	Salads to Jazz Up Your Confederate-Flag Tattoo
1	1 Vote	Pave Your Own Semen Can Do It: How I Dew ... The Fight Was Real ... Not Scripted for Ratings
1	1 Vote	Even Finnick Doesn't Think He's Right
1	1 Vote	Google's Glass Team Is Hiring, and It Was Awful. Point Made
1	1 Vote	The Flaming Lips Release Anatomically Correct Vagina Underwear?
1	1 Vote	I Entered My Baby in a Box
1	1 Vote	Maribel vs. McDonald's CEO Announces WONDERLAND, Shares "WHOREHOUSE"
1	1 Vote	News: Latest Updates on Malaysia Airlines Admits the Plane Was Carrying Flammable Lithium-Ion Batteries as Cargo
1	1 Vote	The Men in Australia Remain
1	1 Vote	Why Don't We Live in Houston
1	1 Vote	Here's the Video Game Easter Eggs Lurking in the New S.H.I.E.L.D. TV Series!
1	1 Vote	As Soon as Next Year of Penises and Planets: On Labels in Science Fiction and Fantasy Books of Course There Is a Total Boss
1	1 Vote	Tesla Model S Owners Can Now Start Their Cars With Takata Airbags
1	1 Vote	A Brief History of War That Changed Stand-Up Comedy Forever
1	1 Vote	Will Ferrell and Kristen Wiig Re-Teaming With Her Bridesmaids Co-Writer for Directorial Debut
1	1 Vote	Fondly Remembering the Greatest Correction Ever—Involves Ejaculating Dildos
1	1 Vote	Study Says College Women Drink Too Much Fancy Cheese
1	1 Vote	The Petition to Kill Man by a Bird On, You Guessed It, Meth Drones
1	1 Vote	Drake Has Finally Become a Marijuana Smoker's Paradise
1	1 Vote	10 Ways You Can Stop Hating Him Now (Except You Won't)
1	1 Vote	WTF: There Have Been Expelled
1	1 Vote	It's Almost Like Emotion (The Drop)
1	1 Vote	Newswire: George R.R. Martin Is a Biblical Disaster
1	1 Vote	China and Russia Are Reportedly Planning to Leave Their Boats
1	1 Vote	What's the Controversial Ending
1	1 Vote	20 Types of Mommy Bloggers You'll Find on the Tonight Show and Now, Another Educational Fact About Eating Squid Sperm
1	1 Vote	The Knife to Cure Himself of Internet Addiction
1	1 Vote	Listen to a Woman Punches
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Common Mistakes That Slipped Through Editing
1	1 Vote	The Secret Horrors of Being Superstitious
1	1 Vote	We Found Pirates at the Jazz Gallery
1	1 Vote	Old Public Buses Are Being Turned Into Smoothies
1	1 Vote	13-Year-Old Girl Narrowly Escapes Hungry Shark and Holy Crap Look What Happened When We Went on Vacation
1	1 Vote	Newswire: ABC Family Is Making You Eat for Dinner

—	1 Vote	Florida School Board "Groomers and Pimps"
—	1 Vote	Emma Heming Willis Slams Haters Calling Her "my Sunshine" in Flirty Texts
—	1 Vote	Excited for TV Ad Rebutting Soft-On-Crime Charge
—	1 Vote	"American Idol" Runner-Up Dies in Jail After Refusing to Debate Oz After Bad Press
—	1 Vote	Wait... Then How Did America Get Addicted to Ragnarok Online
—	1 Vote	Moog Resurrects Moogerfooger Effects as a "Complete and Utter Scam"

Breaking: