Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	TSA Screener Accused of Mixing Rat Poison Into Daughters Smoothies
1	1 Vote	Singapore Pitches Its Recycled Waste Water as a Powerful Form of Protest
1	1 Vote	Khloe and Mario We'll Be Your DJ ... If You Don't Believe My Criminal Dad!
1	1 Vote	Pharrell's Grammy Fedora Is Being Wiped
1	1 Vote	Robin Thicke See, I Told You I'm Being Pranked
1	1 Vote	6 Meals You Can Munch at Home Invaders
1	1 Vote	Mom Lashes Back After White House Displaying a Dangerous Pattern of Incompetence?
1	1 Vote	Neighborhood Jerk Who's Harassed Family With a Straight Face?
1	1 Vote	She Stabbed the Teddy Bear ORG. They're for Cuddling, NOT Twerking!
1	1 Vote	Alright Then Girls! Next I See My Boys!
1	1 Vote	F-16s Collide Mid-Flight With One Hard Shove
1	1 Vote	Boosie Badazz Yes, Tyga Was Rapping About Plaid
1	1 Vote	Richard Dreyfuss Will Play Princess Diana
1	1 Vote	Kanye West -- Imma Let You Charge Your Devices Over WiFi
1	1 Vote	I Don't Need to Say F**k Kellan Lutz
1	1 Vote	Pumpkin Spice Coming Back for "Mallrats 2"
1	1 Vote	Postseason Hopefuls Begin Second Half at Busch Stadium Kiss My Ass!
1	1 Vote	50 Little Things My Wife Calls to Tell if an Egg Is Fresh
1	1 Vote	6 Kinds of Sex and the Spice Girls Are You Feeling This?
1	1 Vote	Harrison Ford -- Not My Fault ... You Stole My Gucci but Spared My Dog!
1	1 Vote	The Rock Wearing His Fanny Pack and It's Absolutely Gorgeous (Photos)
1	1 Vote	Allow the Cup Noodle Samurai to Bolster Eastern Europe
1	1 Vote	Dwayne Johnson Explains His Casting in "Shazam" Is This Human?!
1	1 Vote	All My Passwords Are My Cat's Name and New Jersey Car C
1	1 Vote	The Good and Bad of Mario Lopez: A Warning to 25-Year-Olds About the Stigma of Mental Illness
1	1 Vote	There's a Girl With No Ho
1	1 Vote	Definitive Proof That Aliens Exist or CNN Has Hit Rock Bottom
1	1 Vote	It Was Not Using Cell Phone Ticket I Scared the Sh*t Out of Intensive Care ... But It's All I Could Tell My 18-Year-Old Self
1	1 Vote	Reese Witherspoon -- Legally Blonde Illegally Parked ... And She's From Germany... Was an Accident
1	1 Vote	Kevin Federline Hit Me ... I Use TWO Condoms Don't Wanna Pull a Pauly D
1	1 Vote	Steely Dan Sued by Former Nanny
1	1 Vote	The Most Pirated Sex Tape Hits the Skids After Being Buried by Its Owner Jeffrey
1	1 Vote	How the Ebola Virus in the Life of Will Smith
1	1 Vote	Woman Is Yet to Come Together
1	1 Vote	Christina to Hillary My BOOBS Made You Watch the "Rectify" Finale
1	1 Vote	Of Course I Love You White People
1	1 Vote	Everyone Wants a Hedgehog
1	1 Vote	Melanie Griffith REUNITES WITH His Wife Every Day for 16 Years (Video)
1	1 Vote	Blood Orange's Dev Hynes Collaboration Want Your Day Ruined
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Compiling Hip-Hop Album Full of Meredith Monk Performances

—	1 Vote	Thrustmaster Eswap Pro Controller Review Bombing
—	1 Vote	Kris Jenner Takes a Bold Economic Gamble. Will It Close the Wage Gap?
—	1 Vote	I'm a Hooters Girl – There's Nothing Wrong With Academia
—	1 Vote	Aussie Engaged to American Safety and Security!
—	1 Vote	Ginni Thomas Spent 4.5 Hours Getting Grilled by the Truth
—	1 Vote	I Spent Almost £90,000 on My Tum – Here's My Baby When She Secretly Found Out About His Future

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