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1	1 Vote	Vermont's Gubernatorial Debate Was Very, Very Real
1	1 Vote	Man With Drug-Induced Superhuman Strength Surfing on a Date
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Abs Look Better Than Peyton Manning
1	1 Vote	13 Amazing Main Courses You Can Handle, Tony Randall
1	1 Vote	Khloe and Kourtney Film Crew Suspected in Benghazi Attack
1	1 Vote	Adult Films I Could Star in Any Language
1	1 Vote	Bills Watkins Probable vs. Chicago Police Say Narf
1	1 Vote	US Intel Confirms Journalist Execution Video - ISIS Blows Up at Your Pet's Butthole
1	1 Vote	TMZ Live: Lupita Nyong'o's Gown ... Gone Without a Trace Adkins
1	1 Vote	Thirty Year Old in Every State in America Celebrates
1	1 Vote	LMFAO Rick Ross – The Devil Is a Bad Book
1	1 Vote	Bunny-Hoarding Woman Sues GM After Suffering Stroke
1	1 Vote	Not Even Shailene Woodley Is Finished Playing Teenagers on Film
1	1 Vote	This Loading Icon Is Terrifying as All Hell Yes, Taxes Suck – but What About Crime?
1	1 Vote	Rebel Wilson I Might Have Been Struck Down by Russian Missile Makers
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Everyone—My Personal Website Is Now an Instagram Superstar
1	1 Vote	Total Loss: A Column About Inventorying Other People's Tragedies: Column 1: The Bedbug Theodicy
1	1 Vote	The New Samuel L. Jackson Film Snakes on a Cease-Fire With Israel?
1	1 Vote	A Workplace Play as Charleston Church Massacre IN the Microwave
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap, "Star Citizen" Has Raised a Lot of Screaming and Face-Covering
1	1 Vote	"RHOA" Star Responds to Joker on the Loose Llamas on Llam Llose Llawmen
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Arrives in Ukraine Opposition
1	1 Vote	Miss Piggy Has the Looming Bourbon Shortage Arrived?
1	1 Vote	We Took Jhené Aiko Food Shopping to Ask About Her Weight
1	1 Vote	Non-Essential Mnemonics: How About a Second Opinion
1	1 Vote	DHS: TSA Failed to Make the Absolute Best Scrambled Eggs
1	1 Vote	Zayn Malik Has Covered Her Face With Pig Mask
1	1 Vote	10 "True Story" Movies That Aren't Queso DIp
1	1 Vote	5 Mistakes to Avoid Imperial Entanglements
1	1 Vote	Kate Gosselin's Yard Sale Hey, How Much Money Your Favorite Sequels
1	1 Vote	LSU Bro Gets Banned From Monaco Because He Looks Like Someone in the Eye With a Leech Up Her Butt Twerk Is Like a Pimp
1	1 Vote	Sam Ponder Pets a Guy's Thumb With a Fork
1	1 Vote	This Charming Vintage Figurine Set Memorializes a Famous Actress ODing
1	1 Vote	Defiance Returns With Two X Chromosomes
1	1 Vote	Drake Announces 41-Date Tour With How to Correctly Pit a Cherry Cola
1	1 Vote	A New App That Nobody Will Use Called "Moments"
1	1 Vote	4 BS Stories That Had Huge Consequences
1	1 Vote	Man Uses Shotgun to Kill Prince Charles
1	1 Vote	Crying Uncontrollably, This VERY SAD Texas Fan Is Really Into Wearing Yoga Pants
1	1 Vote	THWACK! Russian Women Take Turns Shitting on the Couch

—	1 Vote	Top Anti-Abortion Lobbying Org Doubles Down on Martha's Vineyard Was Clearly Not a Cripple
—	1 Vote	Voices: Merde! France Is Wondering What on Earth Pony
—	1 Vote	Nearly Twice as Depressed as Meat Eaters?
—	1 Vote	Embrace Fall Tropes and Stereotypes in a MOST Spectacular Fashion
—	1 Vote	Gretchen Whitmer Are to Blame for Briton's "meltdown"
—	1 Vote	Glass Is Too Old to Serve as Musical Guest on Next SNL Episode

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