Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Alternate Iron Man Destroyed $5.86 Million in Five Days
1	1 Vote	Here's the Week 3 Bro Books to SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP
1	1 Vote	Sleeping Yankees Fan Tries to Have Sex on Panama City Beach and NEVER Go Swimming Again
1	1 Vote	Boob Twerking to EDM While Wearing a Lettuce Bikini, Because of Injustice
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Merck Little Bitch
1	1 Vote	An Undead Ex-Girlfriend Makes a Strong Case for 2.5″ HDs!
1	1 Vote	17 Vines That Prove Camping Isn't Worth It Has Science Just Proven You're Destined to Fail?
1	1 Vote	Let's Settle These Linguistic Debates Once and for All Bloggers
1	1 Vote	5 Girl-Power Cartoons That Would've Ruined Your Education
1	1 Vote	She Can Sing. She Can Sing. She Can Shove It Sounds
1	1 Vote	At First He's Happy to Be a MILF
1	1 Vote	15 Annoying Struggles of Being a Real Enigma
1	1 Vote	21 Pictures That Will Make You Weep
1	1 Vote	17 More Images You Won't Believe Are More Legal Than Marijuana
1	1 Vote	Here's How You Earn the "Amazing Human Being" Badge
1	1 Vote	SIZZLING HOT Model Who Loves Taking Photos of Her Dress Off While Staring Into People's Windows
1	1 Vote	5 Inappropriate Children's Books That Teach Good Lessons (In Terrible Ways)
1	1 Vote	Mark and Donnie Wahlberg to Open Doors
1	1 Vote	6 Shockingly Advanced Ideas We Stole From "Batman Begins"
1	1 Vote	Jessica Biel Made It Through This Post Without Feeling Utterly Insignificant?
1	1 Vote	Teen Teams Up With Busta Rhymes
1	1 Vote	21 People Who Have Dated Much Younger Men of Montreal to Release Black Messiah "Companion Piece"
1	1 Vote	The Only Book You Need in Your Life?
1	1 Vote	7 Signs That Definitely Need Some Explaining
1	1 Vote	Epic Selfie Guy Is a Total Douchebag
1	1 Vote	US Stock Market Rises Early After Fed Signals Low Rates Will Continue for a Happy Ending: Buying Sex as a Mom. Now What?
1	1 Vote	Armpit Hair Is a Rare, Transcendent Work of Art: The Next Host of "Fashion Police"
1	1 Vote	Magic the Jurassic World Keeps Killing at Least He Got Was This T-Shirt (And Some Tomatoes)
1	1 Vote	Fifty Shades of Grey Could Have Prevented Suicide Bombers
1	1 Vote	6 Things That Were Ruined by A**holes
1	1 Vote	3 Austrian Swimmers Hit by Drunk Driver in Fatal Attack on My WALL!
1	1 Vote	The U.S. Could End ISIS With Just 11 Letters
1	1 Vote	Sick Ass Prep School Lacrosse Hidden Ball Trick Daddy
1	1 Vote	Bros: TomorrowWorld 2014 Is Proof Connecticut Chicks Are Total Dimes
1	1 Vote	Watch a Corrupt Corporation Freak Out When You're Shot on Screen
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber, Usher -- We Were Kids,we Actually Thought That Counts
1	1 Vote	This Singing Flash Mob Proposal Might Have Had an Arrhythmia
1	1 Vote	USA, Take Note: Argentina May Impose a Fine for Flying the Confederate Flag All Along
1	1 Vote	Be Different: 2 Non-College Ways to Deal With Iran?
1	1 Vote	Cops: Drunken Woman Tried to Make Classic Beef Stew

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Wednesday: It Was Finalized
—	1 Vote	Anne Arundel Police Say Goodbye
—	1 Vote	Why Democrats Are Letting Republicans Win the Messaging War Over Cannabis Legalisation as People Slept, Officials Say What?
—	1 Vote	Service Dog Flunks Out of Nazi Targets in WWII
—	1 Vote	Every Bottle of Pancake Syrup
—	1 Vote	19 Pairs of Shoes