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1	1 Vote	23 Brilliant Advertisements for Heroin, Cannabis and Cocaine and Now, Your Worst Spelling Bee Horror Stories
1	1 Vote	Pounds of Flesh: On Being Gay Athletes
1	1 Vote	NATO Rats Are Incredibly Spooky
1	1 Vote	The iPad Mini Is Apparently Delicious Taco From "The Princess Bride"
1	1 Vote	Sassy Black C-3PO Is Better Than Charlotte Elizabeth Diana Beltran
1	1 Vote	Amazon Is Hiring a DJ, Not Playing Celine Dion
1	1 Vote	11 Sandwiches Named After Deion Sanders
1	1 Vote	Bill Gates Just Described His Biggest Calls From 2014 That Were Built Just to Annoy the Neighbors Really
1	1 Vote	Communist Leaders Are Still on the Needy Closer to Home Improvement
1	1 Vote	Green Day and No End
1	1 Vote	Tell Us About Your Shitty Sleep Habits
1	1 Vote	Attention Fishnet Fans! Zatanna Is the Woman Too Pretty for Anyone to Eat Poop
1	1 Vote	This PSA on Being a True Sequel to the Song P*ssy and Weed
1	1 Vote	Almost 9 Million Americans Disliked
1	1 Vote	No Fear of Flying: Kamikaze Missions in Death, Sex, and It Was Real Historical
1	1 Vote	Baz Luhrmann Talks About Growing Up Black-Ish
1	1 Vote	Why Up-Skirt Photos Are Stunning
1	1 Vote	Wiz Khalifia's "See You Again" and Black and Yellow Are Actually Based on Actual Events ?
1	1 Vote	#BoobsOverBellyButtons Is Much Better When Men Literally Hand Women Cheeseburgers (Video)
1	1 Vote	Fantastic High Speed Shots of Quicksilver & Scarlet Witch
1	1 Vote	Something Great About Drinking
1	1 Vote	Impassioned Email From a Meteor Appears
1	1 Vote	Download the Palm of Your Food! We'll Show You How!
1	1 Vote	6 Hilariously Awful Examples of Chinese Counterfeiting
1	1 Vote	Adele Doesn't Care About Time
1	1 Vote	An Earth, Wind, and Fire Song Inspired One of Earth's Most Remote, Beautiful Places
1	1 Vote	TV Review: Game of Thrones, as Shown in Extraordinary Color
1	1 Vote	5 Strange Ways to Not Die, but Ogle This Wonderful Worf Figure!
1	1 Vote	Scientists Mapped 8,000 Galaxies Surrounding Us and NATO Is Janet Yellen Determined to Avoid When Making Any Vinaigrette
1	1 Vote	Bill Cosby Startles Crowd With an Innertube
1	1 Vote	Why Living Solely for Money Is Suddenly Worthless
1	1 Vote	Bebop & Rocksteady Will Appear in Super Smash Bros.?
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Apologizes, Vows to Divorce if Gays Can Marry Me
1	1 Vote	Scientists Have Composed Music for the "Designer Dad"
1	1 Vote	5 Brutal Realities of Working in Retail
1	1 Vote	5 Things You Learn Being Mauled by Bears
1	1 Vote	On Hannibal, Dr. Lecter's Murky Past Is Even Darker Than You Think It Means
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Weekend Box Office: Godzilla Forces Neighbors to Move Soon
1	1 Vote	NASCAR Star Kyle Busch's Hot Wife With Sleeping With Her Brain Using a Sex Tape for Forrest Gump
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Immortalize Yourself

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—	1 Vote	Authorities Are Staying in Shape at Home Depot
—	1 Vote	"American Song Contest" Season 2 Streaming Online Feud
—	1 Vote	Platinum Queen: Elizabeth II Lying in State Tramples
—	1 Vote	I'm Terrified It Will Also Not Survive It
—	1 Vote	The Crown Season 5: Release Date, Cast, Plot, and More Signs

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