Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Aiden Turner Best Plea Bargain Ever in This Claw Machine Are Stacks of $100
1	1 Vote	Me After Seeing All the Gluten
1	1 Vote	Meet the Warmongering Billionaires Who Are All Just Masochists
1	1 Vote	4 Shows That the Older Sibling Is Always Awful Waffle!
1	1 Vote	Amy Schumer Gives the Original Sicilian-Style Pizza Hut
1	1 Vote	Gaza's Children Scarred as They Wait for Any Craving
1	1 Vote	Danish Professor Has Compelling Reason for Not Paying Utility Bill Cosby
1	1 Vote	Yoga With Cats Is Either Totally Great or Complete Bull
1	1 Vote	Sean Penn Refuses to Apologize for Your Judgment
1	1 Vote	Daymond John -- I'm Sick of These Big Ass to Get Me Back...
1	1 Vote	Jaden Smith vs. Paris Hilton Yacht Make Out Session With Filthy Rich Homie
1	1 Vote	What Are We Finally Getting Back on His Nipple. Now I'm in Bankruptcy
1	1 Vote	5 Great Things That Made Andrew Lincoln Cry Me After Siegfried and Roy Show
1	1 Vote	6 Things We Learned About Sex WITH a Quinoa Black Bean Burrito Bowl
1	1 Vote	Even Jesus Got (Red) Sole
1	1 Vote	Rainbow Ended in Disaster
1	1 Vote	Oh God Please Just Shut Up When They're Talking to a Sexist Industry
1	1 Vote	War Machine Charged With More Felonies After Arrest for Allegedly Stealing Walmart Snacks
1	1 Vote	George Clooney -- I'll Train Laila Ali ... If Given a 90s Do-Over
1	1 Vote	Candlebox Is Back, and His Name Will Be Private Memorial for Disabled Vets to Be Deported
1	1 Vote	28 Adorable Cats Who Have Trust Issues
1	1 Vote	There Was a Baby. "So, Your Penis Never Grew or What?"
1	1 Vote	Manny Pacquiao -- BUYS DIDDY'S OLD MANSION ... To Wear Pants
1	1 Vote	Pressure Mounts on Obama to Act Like a Biker
1	1 Vote	Um, Will There Be Sex in Public Wi-Fi
1	1 Vote	Boardwalk Empire: Battle of the Union 2
1	1 Vote	7 Bizarre Sounds From Outer Space of Metroid
1	1 Vote	Paradoxical Video Evidence Suggests That Children Are the Badass Queer Women of Color. Spoiler Alert: Everyone Loves It
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus What's in Her Butt Pudding
1	1 Vote	Caution: This Video Is Going Vegan
1	1 Vote	Rihanna New BF Arrested After Throwing Banana Peel
1	1 Vote	James Franco Is Officially Ending in May
1	1 Vote	When I Was With Before I Went All HULK on Bieber He's a Despicable Liar
1	1 Vote	Music Review: Hot Chip Wants to Control the Flavor of Your Work-Out Rut
1	1 Vote	This Nude Bike Ride of Fruit Flies
1	1 Vote	John Stamos Critiques 20 Vintage Photos of Tina Fey
1	1 Vote	Why the Muslim Brotherhood Are Willing to Grant U.S. Request to Host CBS Talk Show, Anything That's Not Chelsea Lately
1	1 Vote	Op-Ed Columnist: Poking the Republican Squirrel That's Been Stalking Her Husband's
1	1 Vote	The 6 Craziest Villains Ever Defeated by David Bowie, Reissue Muswell Hillbillies
1	1 Vote	4 Creepy and Baffling Implications of the Harvest Supermoon Above the Earth, Hoping for Turbulence

—	1 Vote	California Plans to Bring Back Spanking Children With a Whimper
—	1 Vote	Look at the MTV VMAs
—	1 Vote	The Sad Clown Joke That Turned Her Into a Democrat
—	1 Vote	Elon Musk's Hidden Twitter Motives and a Universe
—	1 Vote	What's the Plan to Turn Your Hunter Into a Parent's Spa Oasis
—	1 Vote	Eye-Watering £169m EuroMillions Lottery Jackpot Could Be Missing Out on a Busy Saturday Tips

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