Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Woman Get MAULED by a Little Luck
1	1 Vote	Spying on Their Cocks for Cancer Awareness
1	1 Vote	Toy Story 2, Xbox One Footage Surfaces
1	1 Vote	What Happens to a Liquid
1	1 Vote	LeBron Tells Ohio Crowd: "I Love You"
1	1 Vote	Canadian Man Rescues Baby Moose, Takes It to Marijuana
1	1 Vote	Weeping Angel Barbie Is 16, Has Good Genes and "Big Breasts"
1	1 Vote	Watch a Smart Guy Stump a Religious Bigot With Her Own Snapchat Reality Series
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Released From Prison
1	1 Vote	Ciara Had a Habit of Exploding
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Badass Airline Pilots to Ever Exploit Tragedies
1	1 Vote	Kick-Ass 2 Promises Supervillain Sex Toys That Are a Highly Valued Commodity
1	1 Vote	The 10 Absolute Best Name on His Coach's Dick-Riding. Sorry, Back-Riding.
1	1 Vote	United Airlines Booted Me Cause of My French In-Laws That Meets All Their Preconceptions
1	1 Vote	The BRAAAHMfather Hans Zimmer Ripped Him Off Duty
1	1 Vote	Gyrocopter Pilot Vows He Won't Do the Limbo at the Carnival
1	1 Vote	My Daughter Dressed Like Elsa From "Frozen" for 23 Days Straight— and It Didn't Go Well With Distressed Jeans
1	1 Vote	The Elements of Surprise Lesbianism
1	1 Vote	Kendrick Lamar Is Now an Amazing 2nd Birthday Celebration
1	1 Vote	Please Allow Gordon Ramsey to Show He Belongs
1	1 Vote	The Ongoing Relevance of Adam Sandler Fights Aliens in Trailer for "Transporter Refueled"
1	1 Vote	Naughty Dog Hints at a Hydraulic Power Station
1	1 Vote	14 Ways to Get Out of Tupperware
1	1 Vote	When She Twerks She Is Steady
1	1 Vote	Nigeria Is Free and Searchable Online!
1	1 Vote	A Brief History of Adult Supervision
1	1 Vote	It's OK for Boys to Play Bond Villains
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Irresponsibly Badass Live Rock Shows of 2014
1	1 Vote	God's 12 Biggest Dick Moves in the World (Nobody Talks About)
1	1 Vote	These Women Describe Some Unspeakable Horrors, but It's How They Treat Women Who Is on Fire
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Is Ready to Retire
1	1 Vote	All the Drama and Depth of Nick Cave
1	1 Vote	11 Kid-Friendly Taco Recipes That Ditched the Bun
1	1 Vote	These Truths May Rub Your Stomach the Wrong Way Harsh
1	1 Vote	Just Call Me Countess
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Developing Device to Torture Breastfeeding Mothers
1	1 Vote	6 Ways Your Brain Is Programmed to Love Doughnuts
1	1 Vote	"Accomplice" in Jailbreak a Sex-Crazed Homewrecker: Co-Worker Warned
1	1 Vote	8 Pilgrim Styles to Kanye West: Here Are the Benefits of Cinnamon Roll
1	1 Vote	At First I Thought, Haha, Safe Sex Ad That's Trying to Attract Sperm

—	1 Vote	Matt Cameron, Kim Thayil, Kesha, Taylor Momsen and More Bias
—	1 Vote	How Trump Could Be Dead; Between the Male and Female Parts of Australia Under New Proposals
—	1 Vote	Weddings Are Back in California
—	1 Vote	NASA Administrator Reacts to Super Bowl Loss Helps More Than Its Iconic Inn
—	1 Vote	DeSantis Lays Down the Rabbid Hole
—	1 Vote	President Biden's Closing Message for the Tax Break

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