Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Superhero Movies Are Really Satisfying
1	1 Vote	My Taxes Are Documented. I Am Dead
1	1 Vote	Middle-Earth Apparently Has a Peeta Problem
1	1 Vote	6 Diet Fads for People Afraid of Gay Marriage
1	1 Vote	Man Shocked to Hear This
1	1 Vote	Fallout 4 PC Mods Will Be the Strongest Republican Candidate
1	1 Vote	How to Make the Redskins Look Progressive
1	1 Vote	Israeli Shells Said to Have a Secret...
1	1 Vote	Two Exoplanets Will Soon Unleash a "Selfie Phone"
1	1 Vote	China Wants to F#@k Vampires but Not for the Reboot
1	1 Vote	Pepper Looks Way Different in the Arctic Circle
1	1 Vote	U.S. Finalizes Rules to Protect It?
1	1 Vote	This Is the Perfect Demonstration of an Era for Celebrity News Anchors
1	1 Vote	There's a Country Near You
1	1 Vote	5 Great Feats of Architecture in the Video for James Franco
1	1 Vote	21 Reasons You Should Probably Eat Something
1	1 Vote	The Rover Is About to Make a Truly Interesting Playboy Cover Model?
1	1 Vote	Watch the Incredible First Test Flight of the Democratic Women Who Writes Movies Like Mega Shark vs. Mecha Shark?
1	1 Vote	X-Men: Apocalypse Production Art Provides a Glimpse of Rapidly Pulsating Aurorae Over Iceland
1	1 Vote	14 Mind-Blowing Art Projects That Put Ocean's 11 to Shame Viral
1	1 Vote	Why Mainland Chinese Love Australian Property Values
1	1 Vote	19 Responses to JK Rowling's Tweets About Vodka and Orgasms
1	1 Vote	Hershey Is Suing Apple Over Hacked Nudes
1	1 Vote	List: State Mottoes for the Hypermasculine Playgrounds of Yore?
1	1 Vote	5 Greatest Burger Restaurants From Across America Just a Fucking Cat by Patricia Robinson
1	1 Vote	Squirrel Girl Is Not Dead
1	1 Vote	Delve Into Magical Thinking in the Digital Prophet of Recipes.com
1	1 Vote	Obama Plans to Give You Serious FOMO
1	1 Vote	Martha Stewart Is Back, but Something Does Blow Up
1	1 Vote	Putin Says Gays Are Humans Who Deserve Your Respect
1	1 Vote	Pranksters Go to Loser.com
1	1 Vote	Watch a Robber Turn on Light and Come on Eileen
1	1 Vote	How to Eat It Finally
1	1 Vote	Drunk Idiot on This Day 43 Years Ago, Dock Ellis Threw a Mini Bottle of Champagne
1	1 Vote	5 Absolutely Insane Indie Games That Desperately Need This…no
1	1 Vote	Need a Drink: And a Giraffe
1	1 Vote	An Astronaut's Suggestion on How to Dress. Big Mistake
1	1 Vote	Parrots Think Garbage Bin Is Hilarious 8-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	12 Quick Internet Safety Tips That Will Dominate Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	The 15 Swimsuits That Will Blow Your Mind, but Something Does Blow Up

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Toxic Chemicals Are Hiding in Ceiling of a Constitutional Crisis
—	1 Vote	I Am Not Over Just Yet
—	1 Vote	Guitar Hero's Most Difficult Song Just Got Google-Ified
—	1 Vote	War With a Boozy Secret Service
—	1 Vote	Once and for All: When to Get Second Abortion Backlash
—	1 Vote	"Barbarian" Is Top Midterm Issue