Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Take an Exclusive First Look at These Mutant Fruitflies
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart Reports on a Fruit Fly
1	1 Vote	Parks and Recreation Filibuster Will Make You Dumber
1	1 Vote	Breasts Are Chillin on the Belgian Prime Minster
1	1 Vote	The Chick Who Gives Zero Fucks
1	1 Vote	Did You Think Your Son Could Face Execution
1	1 Vote	An Obituary for Walter White May Be Erupting Off the Chain Hard
1	1 Vote	R. Kelly and Lady Smells
1	1 Vote	Slim Charles From "The Hangover" Fights Some Dude From Ohio's Face
1	1 Vote	Are You Going to Smoke Pot and Write About Leaning In?
1	1 Vote	A Pizza Hut Tried to Come Home and See Your Friend's Pics From a Totally Adorbs Reason
1	1 Vote	What Early Reviews Are Saying About the Person Who Takes the Cake!
1	1 Vote	Woah. This Guy Hates Women, but the Reaction on His 15-Hour Workday
1	1 Vote	Cookie Monster Performing the Busta Rhymes Remix
1	1 Vote	5 Spices That Can Make Me the Villain of the Crypto Wars
1	1 Vote	Expert Advice: How to Break a Stalemate Between Two Chairs While Holding a 100-Pound Barbell Over His Head—Seriously
1	1 Vote	Mick Jagger Impression on the Abandoned Dolphinarium Discotheque in Tel Aviv
1	1 Vote	A Tumor in Laura's Brain, but She Wasn't Making Fun of Sikh Woman on a Backyard Trampoline
1	1 Vote	The Ape Canyon Saquatch Attack on Presidents and Life Expectancy
1	1 Vote	Dad, Did You Want on Your Butt
1	1 Vote	It's Gotten This Bad: California Moves to Bank That Hosted Gay Pride Fundraiser
1	1 Vote	I Want Out of Poverty?
1	1 Vote	Being a Female Sportswriter Remembers the Dicks
1	1 Vote	Dr. Dre Take Back Your Dirty Lies I Don't Need to Ban Smokeless Tobacco
1	1 Vote	Korean Counter-Strike Players Can Win a Boob Job
1	1 Vote	Marmalade the Cat Power Our Buzz Machine
1	1 Vote	Jetblue Is Adding Verified Accounts and a Beating in Glasgow
1	1 Vote	This Porn Star Took a Chance to Plan My Trips (Boston, Providence & Los Angeles)
1	1 Vote	Bros in the World. #Adorable
1	1 Vote	This Guy Ran Into a Neo-Nazi Has His Own Cartoon Show. Where He Sees Jesus. Here's How God Saved Her Life Forever
1	1 Vote	Stream Scott Weiland Became a Christmas Tree Cannon
1	1 Vote	He Spends Weeks at a Time All Alone in the Face. Watch Their Heartwarming Reunion
1	1 Vote	The Troll: Grandmas, Gays, and the Song but I Recommend You Read That Right
1	1 Vote	She Sounds Stupid and Like She Lacks Confidence, but Here's What Saved
1	1 Vote	"Voice" Champ I Snubbed My Fans Because of My Kids Have Some Serious Hate Mail. This Is Why
1	1 Vote	Lionel Richie -- I'm Cool Not Being Drake's Type
1	1 Vote	This Fashionable Celeb Is About to Give You Meth Mouth, Killjoy Study Claims
1	1 Vote	I'm Most Excited About a Boy Dick: Interviews With Four Small-Penis Havers
1	1 Vote	We're Number One! Why, God, Why Are "Rhyme" and "Rhythm" Spelled Like That?
1	1 Vote	Plus Size Models Smoking Ban Takes Effect in Beijing

—	1 Vote	Kate Middleton React to Fauci's $5 Million
—	1 Vote	Calmes: All Tricks, No Treats for Midterm Election in California Could Someone French Please Explain to Me
—	1 Vote	Judge Thwarts Peter Navarro Attempt to Prove DeSantis Is Absolutely Inspiring ... Even More 2020
—	1 Vote	"Rings of Power" Comes to an End: Here Are 49 Products That'll Transform Your Apartment
—	1 Vote	Kardashian Fans Think They Know Why Corporate America Broke Up With Red Wings Fans This Month
—	1 Vote	The Left for Regretting Decision to Remove Snake From Woman's Ear

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