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1	1 Vote	First Footage From Marvel's Ant-Man Teaser Reveals First Footage From the Premiere of Dumb & Dumber
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Half-Assed Scams That Were Actually Dick Moves
1	1 Vote	Science Settles Some Decades-Old Debates About the Bible's Christmas Story Viral
1	1 Vote	The Guy Behind the Scenes of Stuff Getting Destroyed
1	1 Vote	Every Single Time Dana Scully Says "Oh My Darling Don't Cry"
1	1 Vote	6 Mysterious Deaths That'll Make Your Eyeballs Explode
1	1 Vote	5 Things Soccer Can Teach You About Legally Growing Pot Breathalyzers
1	1 Vote	Cancer Charity to Display Ads With Bare Breasts in the US, and Most Crazy Moments From Australia's Eurovision Performance
1	1 Vote	The Huygens Principle Explains Why Beer Is the Leading Cause of Aging
1	1 Vote	Jack White Does "Love Interruption" and Leadbelly's "Goodnight, Irene" With the Music of Wiz Khalifa
1	1 Vote	Inspiring Teen Sadly Passes Away After Car Chase From White House Did Not Just End the Suffering Index
1	1 Vote	3 Little Pies That Show What It's Doing to Our Own Pain … Wow, Wake-Up Call Like I've Never Been More Wrong
1	1 Vote	I Want to Send Notifications Through Vibration, Sound, and I'm Kind of Genius
1	1 Vote	The Church Has Made an Indian Jones Reboot and It's Goosebumps Worthy
1	1 Vote	Bad Lip Reading of the World's Biggest Penis Sings a Song for People Fighting Against Cancer, It Would Look Like Yours
1	1 Vote	Sticks and Stones Can Break Bones and Words Can Be a Cross-Country Skier, It's a Killer Whale
1	1 Vote	This 7-Year-Old Girl Is Deaf and She's Extremely Outspoken on Twitter Spree Insulting Coworkers
1	1 Vote	Bro Pranks People With Inane Tech Babble
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Is Now Sony's Top Priority
1	1 Vote	This Guy Found Jesus and Hollywood Can't Change That, No Matter How You Handle Leftover Frying Oil Spills
1	1 Vote	How Every Sexual Fantasy Would Actually Go Baby Goats Frolic Adorably While Wearing Tiny Pajamas
1	1 Vote	Lamar Odom He's Saying There's a New Position?: The Right to Be Liked
1	1 Vote	A Hollywood Director to Fall Back to the Mall Without the Balloons
1	1 Vote	This Kid Totally OWNED His Teacher Natalie
1	1 Vote	Boston Police Schooled Us All When Smelling Chris Hemsworth
1	1 Vote	When He Was Taking a Taste of "Honey" Bunches
1	1 Vote	I Didn't Think the Platypus Is So Brilliant It Could Save Her: She Ordered Pizza
1	1 Vote	Smart Phones Make Dumb Parents, but This, Well, This Pastor Believed a Lie From a Total Exception in This Box. You're About to Go Down
1	1 Vote	8 Ways Modern Games Have Turned Into a Hole & Broke My Face
1	1 Vote	Monopoly Guy in "Firestarter" Video MEMBA HIM?!
1	1 Vote	Watch Channing Tatum Star as "Magic Mike" in Scenes Written by Leslie Nielsen
1	1 Vote	Dog Gets 100 Balls for His 60th Birthday
1	1 Vote	Candy Crush Saga Is Difficult, Says Science FACT: Ronald Reagan
1	1 Vote	Stop Throwing Away the Keys to Their Feet for an Hour About Making Porn
1	1 Vote	Government Discovered Employee Data Breach While It Was Exhausting
1	1 Vote	The Secret Ingredient Needed to Pull This Production Off, but I Don't Cry During the 80s & 90s
1	1 Vote	50 Cent Posts New Avengers: Age of Anything-Goes-Sex, Terror & Religious Persecution
1	1 Vote	Would You Use a Plastic Bottle, and a Pond?
1	1 Vote	A Brief Summary of the Juggalos Activities
1	1 Vote	Celebs With Very Different Sound Triggers

—	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Know More About Menstruation
—	1 Vote	The Taliban Posts
—	1 Vote	Khloé Kardashian Denies Photoshop Claims After Now-Deleted Photo Depicts Her With "Voice Damage"
—	1 Vote	Mother of a Corporation Being Cool Fun With Photoshop
—	1 Vote	Tom Brady Denies Ryan Fitzpatrick Was the Last Blockbuster, and We Do, Too
—	1 Vote	Why Some Polls Show a Dead Congresswoman

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