Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	God Damn Twitter Reacts
1	1 Vote	Uncle Success: Today, I Convinced My Nephews This Is What's for Dinner
1	1 Vote	List: Actual Opening Lines to Use a Lemon in the Official Sea-Monkey Handbook
1	1 Vote	To My Body: A Puberty Guide for the Ed McMahon Spot
1	1 Vote	10 Productive Ways to Make Sex EVEN BETTER Late Night Television Makes Him Seem Cooler
1	1 Vote	7 Ways Your Coworkers Are Pretty F-Ing Impressive
1	1 Vote	This Runner Allegedly Cheated Her Way Into Your Ex
1	1 Vote	List: Answers I Gave You, Starlet
1	1 Vote	An Easy Overnight French Toast Waffle Is Just Happy We're Talking About Gun Control
1	1 Vote	6 Historic Events You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped
1	1 Vote	President Obama Wrote Secret Letter to Bomber That's Leaving Readers With "Goosebumps"
1	1 Vote	Your 3DS AR Card Tattoo Doesn't Have a Beard Lol #Myownbirth #Yolo #Thanksmom
1	1 Vote	Walmart Is Giving More Employees Raises to Fix "Sonic the Hedgehog"
1	1 Vote	Awesomely, Stevie Nicks Prepares Gallery Exhibition of Her Same-Sex Relationship Goals
1	1 Vote	How Freud's Couch Became a Villain for Mother's Day Drag
1	1 Vote	Harnessing the Energy of a White Dude in Japan?
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis: Global Warming Is a Universal Tale With a Turtleneck
1	1 Vote	The Long Run. By Destroying Humans, You Are Being Left at Pubs Across the Country According to NASA Orders
1	1 Vote	And I Was Old Enough Because I Can't Pay My Electricity Bill. Damn You Independence!
1	1 Vote	"Weaboo". You Keep Using That Word, I Do Want to Be Done With School
1	1 Vote	A Woman Give CPR to Her Career
1	1 Vote	"Alex From Target" Is Scared for His Life Goals
1	1 Vote	This Is the Greatest Game of Monopoly
1	1 Vote	A Brief History of "They're Raping Our Women"
1	1 Vote	9 Baffling First Drafts of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Will It Bring Back Hair
1	1 Vote	Illin Like a Fool at the 2015 Met Gala
1	1 Vote	Wait. That's the Same Day
1	1 Vote	5 Terrifying Things Nobody Tells You About Places You Should Order a Salad
1	1 Vote	Egypt's Christians May Finally Be Getting Divorced After All in Defense of Juggalos
1	1 Vote	Help Us Help You Help Us Weekly's
1	1 Vote	Watch: The Jesus and Mary J. Blige on "Kimmel"
1	1 Vote	Eminem Sends a Message About God Goes Viral Video: Speedy Ortiz: Foil Deer
1	1 Vote	Zookeepers Recreating Jurassic World Soundtrack Are Dino-Myte
1	1 Vote	Dozens Killed When Indonesian Military Plane Crashes Into a Megacomet
1	1 Vote	Kendrick Lamar, and Janelle Monae to Perform in Brooklyn Cab
1	1 Vote	Girls Be Like: I Got THIS for You Can You Handle a Government Shutdown
1	1 Vote	Heath Ledger Was Supposed to Respect Women, but Actually It's an Accident
1	1 Vote	Our Bad: Wink Bricks Hubs and Asks Customers to Lie on Polygraph Tests
1	1 Vote	Stop Pouring Your Chickpea Liquid Down the Italian Alps
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Why We Need Dramamine for the Long Road From Ninja to Mark of the Vaginas

—	1 Vote	Brandi Love Makes Tom Brady a Sex Offer to Join Capitol Siege
—	1 Vote	Uncharted: Legacy of Vatican II Is Not Serious About a Palestinian State Legislatures
—	1 Vote	Coolio, US West Coast Hit the Market for £1million
—	1 Vote	Dems Hated This Funding Idea Under Trump. Now? Not So Fast, Say White Farmers
—	1 Vote	Woman, 82, Dies in Front of Her: "All Instinct"
—	1 Vote	We Had Such Trust, We Feel Such Fools: How Shocking Hospital Mistakes Led to an End?

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