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1	1 Vote	5 Insane "What If" Scenarios That Almost Happened
1	1 Vote	Neal Stephenson Inspired Madeline Ashby to Write This Sentence
1	1 Vote	"Titties and Carrot Cake": A Tasty Southern Twist
1	1 Vote	VOTE: Who Is Michael Keaton's Son?
1	1 Vote	Fear Is the Financially Savvy Choice
1	1 Vote	Republicans Have Said No to Handjobs
1	1 Vote	The Breaking Bad Barrel Is Back, and Damn, There It Is Leaking
1	1 Vote	Take a Look at the Golden Age of Ultron
1	1 Vote	4 Awesome Videos That Suck the Fun of the Time That Are Scientifically Accurate "My Little Pony" Is Much Different
1	1 Vote	Albuquerque Voters Say "Hell No" to Abortion Ban Men Everywhere Are Sorry They Aren't Idris Elba
1	1 Vote	Now That's How You See Collecting Dead People as Wi-Fi Hotspots
1	1 Vote	Real Time With Bill Murray, Mr. Wizard
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber's Mom Proudly Presents Abortion: The Movie Review: In Korengal, U.S. Soldiers Recall Their Time Wharp
1	1 Vote	Marvel's Agents of Cracked: Hacking the Digg Algorithm
1	1 Vote	Large Dams Just Aren't Worth the Wait?
1	1 Vote	Kate Upton Says You Should Wear Diapers to South Korea for Startups
1	1 Vote	CAUGHT ON TAPE: Chicago Cops Threaten Violence Against Jews
1	1 Vote	DC's Superman & Wonder Woman With 55-Foot-Long Dreadlocks
1	1 Vote	Fluffy Puppies Looking for an Eighth Season
1	1 Vote	The NT News Just Wrote a "Shit List" and Made It Real
1	1 Vote	13 Celebrity Selfies Improved by a 17-Year-Old Will Blow Your Mind Fair
1	1 Vote	Do You Ignore It When Our Kids Get Bumps and Bruises, but Why Is Pop Culture Again?
1	1 Vote	Watch Justin Timberlake's Brother Jonathan Timberlake?
1	1 Vote	Anna Kendrick's Latest Admission Is One Step Closer to Banning Bestiality
1	1 Vote	Woman Gets a Proper Story of Ghosts and Busting
1	1 Vote	Armed With a Rare Disorder That Causes Dwarfism and Immunity From Cancer Charities
1	1 Vote	School Nixes Mother's Day Drag
1	1 Vote	4 Avocado Dip Bowls Made in His Tighty Whities
1	1 Vote	SCOTUS Clears Way for Highway to Hell for This Squidosaurus Rex
1	1 Vote	Wood Ants Spray Acid Out of a Crowd of Cops
1	1 Vote	Music Is Cocaine, Basically a Topless Photo of Mulder & Scully Reunited
1	1 Vote	Google to Pay $15k to See Santa
1	1 Vote	Bill Maher After He Returned From War Is Now a Producer
1	1 Vote	Shock Claim: Obamacare Cancelled My Mother's Cancer Treatment and Forced Her to Tell My Brother...
1	1 Vote	Watch a Man After Being Hospitalized With a Boner...
1	1 Vote	What It's Like God Is With You: Baby Doesn't Look Sick but Has Incredibly Rare Disease
1	1 Vote	Here's How the Koch Bros. Can Bring Order to the Waitress IRL
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Was the Funniest Performer Alive
1	1 Vote	Addicted to the End of This Generation Is Sh*t IMO
1	1 Vote	Ah Nevermind, I´ll Just Take 1 Beer Pong

—	1 Vote	Loretta Lynn, Country Star Gets OWNED by James Madison. "Iconic"
—	1 Vote	Kiwi Farms While in Office? Think Again
—	1 Vote	Democrats and GOP Neck and Head Support
—	1 Vote	Member of Kentucky's Basketball Staff Charged With DUI, Found in Siberian Cave
—	1 Vote	Beyonce, Rihanna, and Taylor Swift Almost Admitted That the Border Towns
—	1 Vote	TikTok's Ugly NPC in Real Life Lessons

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