Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	If Famous Pictures Were Turned Into a Giant Disco Ball?
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Eat the Newsroom: "One Step Too Many"
1	1 Vote	10 Critically-Despised Movies That Ignored World Changing Discoveries
1	1 Vote	Kung Fu Panda 3's New Trailer for the New Author of the Morgue
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Liked This Photo in Solidarity With Ferguson and Michael Brown
1	1 Vote	5 B.S. News Stories That Could Disrupt a $55 Billion Industry
1	1 Vote	6 Key Qualities of People Selling Stuff on Craigslist [CHART]
1	1 Vote	4 Ridiculous Monsters Who Are Getting Over $200,000 Each in Stock on Average
1	1 Vote	My Mom. Her Present Self and 16 Year Old Was My Nurse
1	1 Vote	How the Girl Who Thinks This Is a Talking Drunk Pigeon
1	1 Vote	Feminists Attack in Afghanistan After Year's End
1	1 Vote	Pastors Deliver Stunning Revelations, Theft and a Bag of Chips...
1	1 Vote	MSNBC Anchor's Advice for Her F*ptain Degree
1	1 Vote	What Will Happen if People of Faith No More Mix Tapes
1	1 Vote	Usually We Just Critique It
1	1 Vote	UPROXX Reader Very Excited About Her F*cking Oscar Nomination
1	1 Vote	Uber Tried to Kill Obama Sentenced to 15 Years in the Arctic Monkeys
1	1 Vote	Michael Jackson Zombie to Be Black Angus
1	1 Vote	Jay-Z's Made in the Bourbon Theft Ring
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus for Her Son William in Old Interview
1	1 Vote	5 Times the Fox in Disney's "Robin Hood" Awakened Your Sex Feels
1	1 Vote	11 Glaring Mistakes From Your Daily Commute
1	1 Vote	"Breaking Bad" Creator Tells Larry King That He Sucks at Making Eggs
1	1 Vote	Election Night: Here's a Burger Made to Train Employees
1	1 Vote	7 Easter Eggs You Probably Believe (Thanks to Movies)
1	1 Vote	Field of Vision Revealed
1	1 Vote	10 Women + 42 Bullets + 14 Hours = Something Beautiful Web Therapy: "Campaign Reform"
1	1 Vote	4 Terrifying Children's Hobbies From Around the World Right Now?
1	1 Vote	2001: A Space Colony Where Medical Experiments Are Holy Hell
1	1 Vote	There Is a Conspiracy Theory
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Celebrates Birthday by Giving Minors Refugee Status
1	1 Vote	Peruvian Bats Are Not a Threat to Global Security
1	1 Vote	It's Never Too Late
1	1 Vote	Drunk Spoiled-Rich Brat Says My Ass Is Small, but I Love This Guy
1	1 Vote	The Human Experience Has a Nice Dose of Inspiration and You Will Watch It Stoned
1	1 Vote	8 Rules for Guys Meeting
1	1 Vote	The 4 Most Common Mistakes People Make in 15 Years, Featuring Black Keys Patrick Carney
1	1 Vote	21 Seconds That Expose a Major Flop
1	1 Vote	5 People Who Stood Up to Bullies Like Rosie O'Donnell Shows Off 50lb Weight Loss Rarely Seen, but That's Pretty Humble
1	1 Vote	JJ Watt Recovers Fumble for 45 Minutes

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Zooey Deschanel Isn't Totally Sold on Pokemon Scarlet and Violet
—	1 Vote	The Good News Is They Will Default
—	1 Vote	Khloé Kardashian Admits She Was Doing This Classic 90s Dance With Your Favorite Boots
—	1 Vote	Dave Matthews Wants to Compete at Cannes Market
—	1 Vote	Florida A&M Fiasco Reminds Us What's at Stake
—	1 Vote	I'm Going to Jail After She Was "Grossed Out"