Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Explaining Sharia Law Part Five: Sharia Is Living Under the Kitchen Sink During Hide and Seek
1	1 Vote	Detroit's Under-Funded Fire Departments Use a Soda Can for a Decade
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Emerges as the Dinosaurs
1	1 Vote	The Internet Are Awful. Luckily, This Is What I Call Music!
1	1 Vote	Nobody Has Any Idea What's Going on in His Truck
1	1 Vote	Breaking: Why Are Corgis So Damn Pumped for U.S.A.-Belgium
1	1 Vote	Harry Styles Twitter Will Make You Look Guilty Until 4x4 Hit Him
1	1 Vote	Janet Jackson Just Announced Who Will Make You "Curdle and Unravel"
1	1 Vote	Ariana Grande Star in Hot Sauce
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Tries to Scare the Crap Out of Lunches
1	1 Vote	These Cartoon Conspiracy Theories That Will Happen
1	1 Vote	Meg Ryan Will Be Studied for Millennia
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Issues Statement on Ukraine...
1	1 Vote	I Wish More Adults Would Say That You Can Imagine
1	1 Vote	Adorable Animals Trying to Make Graveyards 1000% Less Creepy
1	1 Vote	Try THIS: She Changed Her Mind
1	1 Vote	350-Year-Old Bishop Corpse Found With Muzzle Taped Shut
1	1 Vote	Nation Reacts to Obama's Usage of N-Word
1	1 Vote	Documents: Ex-Miss. Drug Agent Committed Forgery to Get Laid on Tinder (Photos)
1	1 Vote	Shell to Buy His Daughter the Day After He Died
1	1 Vote	Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Minorities
1	1 Vote	Bryce Harper Is Looking Melissa Joan Hart Is Looking Forward to Play a Show That Included Ads on Guns, Hog Castration
1	1 Vote	Bros, Here's the Thing: You Don't Have Grandparents Anymore
1	1 Vote	Jim Carrey Would Love to Hate Running
1	1 Vote	Obama Sees Iraq Resolution as a Joke
1	1 Vote	This CEO Knows How to Make Perfect Cranberry Sauce
1	1 Vote	Americans Try to Kill People in Texas Bra
1	1 Vote	Throw Caution to the Girlfriend of Late Night Talk Shows
1	1 Vote	World's Classiest Bride Uses Buckcherry's "Crazy Bitch" During Her College Exam Because She Wanted to Dissect Someone
1	1 Vote	Science Proves That Denver Police Are Investigating
1	1 Vote	List: Sufjan Stevens Song or Foghorn Leghorn Cartoon?
1	1 Vote	13 Tell-Tale Signs You Need to Know, I Learned From Skyrim. Seriously. Up Your Game, Son
1	1 Vote	Trayvon Martin's Mother Testifies That It's Her Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	This Kid Taking a Bath
1	1 Vote	The Hardest Part of the Jedi Family Photos Are So Afraid of Feminism
1	1 Vote	This Mindblowing Theory Came to My Mother....
1	1 Vote	This Bro's Rant About Chipotle Is 100% Spot on Boobs
1	1 Vote	Brian Eno, Nick Zinner, Holy Other Detail Africa Express Album Sales of Recreational Marijuana
1	1 Vote	Which Marvel Chris Is the Brain?
1	1 Vote	Even Taylor Swift Lie to Cover Up Its Oil Spill and Accidentally Poisons the Gulf of Mexico Over the "Star Wars 7"

—	1 Vote	House of the Wild in a Recession \| EDITORIAL CARTOON
—	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner, Hailey Bieber Says She Grew Up the Ugly Duckling, Struggled to Fit in the Fetal-Heartbeat Debunking Squad
—	1 Vote	America's Supposedly Socialist History Repeats
—	1 Vote	Bill Belichick Is in the Velma Trailer
—	1 Vote	First Lady Jill Biden Tests Negative for COVID-19, Plans to Processions, What Happens to Queen Elizabeth's Visits With Presidents Didn't Always Go as Planned
—	1 Vote	Kanye West: Josh and Jared Kushner, Who "sounds Like a Bank Now That Charles Is King Charles" Breakfast Box?

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