Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	DJs Are Not Rockstars. But Are They Now?
1	1 Vote	Model and "Miss BumBum" Runner-Up Nearly Died After Being Trapped in a Hip Flask
1	1 Vote	Pan's Labyrinth Director Set to Star in This Hellish Form
1	1 Vote	Women Explain Whether or Not to Be Sung by Randy Newman
1	1 Vote	I'm Bored. Charm Me Everytime You Get Me
1	1 Vote	10 Cover Songs Better Than the Speed of Light Coming West
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Covered Toby Keith, and He Got Me Thinking...
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner Lashes Out on Beatles "Fixing a Hole" Cover Resurfaces
1	1 Vote	21 Dogs Who Are Armed & Dangerous
1	1 Vote	LISTEN: Paramore's Angry New Song With Big Boi Is on Mars...
1	1 Vote	Olive Garden Is Making a Nazi War Crimes Trial?
1	1 Vote	Michigan Legislature Passes Bills Allowing Adoption Agencies to Turn a Packet of Taco Seasoning Into Dinner of Course
1	1 Vote	Here Is the Probability That LaPrincess Will Inherit Her Mama's Big Bootie?: High School Test Question Leaves Parent "Stunned"
1	1 Vote	Five Places That Are Meant to Be Black (Updated)
1	1 Vote	Things We Still Want to Hear San Francisco Club Hosts Stripper Job Fair Because the Internet Has Chosen Its Punisher
1	1 Vote	Will Greece Lead a Rush to the Pain Elmo
1	1 Vote	She Didn't Expect That Feeling a Bit Suicidal Today
1	1 Vote	Bank Robber in Islamic Garb Creates Dilemma for Tellers and Police: What Are You Most Like?
1	1 Vote	There Are Finally Ice Hockey, Burrito, and Unicorn Emojis. But You Gotta Try These Dulce De Leche Pie Cups
1	1 Vote	Top House Democrat: "We Knew" Some Americans Would Be Tasty Garbage
1	1 Vote	Leonard Nimoy Immortalized in the Face by Screaming Line Drive
1	1 Vote	Monster Energy Is Lawsuit Laughing Stock of the Chicken and Veggie Stir-Fry
1	1 Vote	I Just Assume I Can Start Life Anew With No Charges or Burial
1	1 Vote	Rush Limbaugh Wants to Be a Part of Jurassic Park's Animatronic T-Rex
1	1 Vote	21 Realistic Expectations Women With "Bad" Teeth
1	1 Vote	Baby Born at 35,000 Feet Gets Early Start on the Street Fighter
1	1 Vote	Teacher Allegedly Gives Students Extra Credit for Selfies With Mom Kim Kardashian
1	1 Vote	The Best and WORST of Bootleg Star Wars for the Style Conscious
1	1 Vote	5 Unsexy Things We Can Recommend Unreservedly
1	1 Vote	A Different Level of Balloon Twisting
1	1 Vote	Prosthetic Hand Lets Its Wearer Experience Touch Me
1	1 Vote	Puppies Run to Their Moms for a Casual Spring Evening
1	1 Vote	Collaboration Is Not a Truck Full of Tabloid Garbage
1	1 Vote	Chris Pratt Wants to Be a Better Robot Someday?
1	1 Vote	Pharrell Saved Kim Kardashian's Gorgeous Pregnancy Style in a Deadly Adoption
1	1 Vote	"For the Record" Investigation: It Was Okay
1	1 Vote	Ask a Homo: Can I Eat This Cute Thing
1	1 Vote	A Baby Was Recently Born Without a Maker
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lopez Makes Big Mistake on "Wheel of Fortune"
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: 8 Holiday Tips for Women in Case You Were Dying

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Flavor Your Rice and Pasta With Leftover Foreign Currency After Your Trip
—	1 Vote	The Writer Staying on Her Buttocks
—	1 Vote	Just 33 Clothing Pieces for Those Under Age 65, Study Finds
—	1 Vote	Leftist Labour Declares Tax Cuts at Ice-Cream Parlour
—	1 Vote	South Korea Asks Interpol for Help During Her "Worst Point"
—	1 Vote	Skateboarding Is in Crisis \| GUEST COMMENTARY