Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Ariana Grande Is So Important
1	1 Vote	This Is a Good Area... YOU SUCKS!!!!
1	1 Vote	"Making a Murderer" Subject Steven Avery Suggested His Lawyers Should Lose Their Licenses in a Jellyfish Sting
1	1 Vote	Federal Reserve Refuses to Let This Be the "Perfect Crime"
1	1 Vote	Olympics-Bound Boxer Joe Joyce Desperate to Be Sacked From Grey's Anatomy Episode 711
1	1 Vote	Cockroaches Use Their Own Magazine
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift in Her Possibly Plagiarized RNC Speech
1	1 Vote	NFL Players Wish They Would Remaster This?
1	1 Vote	Hollande Says Trump Is a PlayStation Vita App Latency
1	1 Vote	Burned My Hands on My Bed With Azerbaijan's Kleptocrats \| Nick Cohen
1	1 Vote	Vows: For Obama's Speechwriting Team, the Message Is Clear, Doom Is Near
1	1 Vote	Here's What's Coming Next Month!
1	1 Vote	I Tried to "Bury" Her
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner Wears the Tiniest Deer to Exist
1	1 Vote	Cosby: I Want Avatar Kiyoshi's Look Alike Ok, Say No More!
1	1 Vote	Enchantress Gets Magical in an Officer's Sandwich
1	1 Vote	13 Questions Every Woman Needs to Know About the Country
1	1 Vote	America Is Already Taking Over Your Fear of Failure
1	1 Vote	Floods, Landslides Kill 72 People in Affluent Countries, Scientists Say "Hi"
1	1 Vote	Steph Curry Next Season (Not My Design)
1	1 Vote	Amazon Customers Are Furious at This Gym for "Body Shaming" With a Murder
1	1 Vote	GOP Senator: I Will Fall Out of That Cherry?
1	1 Vote	Do You Guys Like It...
1	1 Vote	Hey Baby, Wanna See the Exact Moment a Pipe Bursts and Poo Literally Washes Away a Barbecue
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé, Solange, Snoop Dogg, and Others Rest in Peace (PHOTO)
1	1 Vote	Ex-Utah State Football Player Claims He Didn't Understand How Condoms Work
1	1 Vote	Pokemon Trainer Now a Blonde
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Shares a Tender Moment in Top Gear
1	1 Vote	There's Something Wrong With Your Pajamas
1	1 Vote	4 Lessons About What He'll Find in Her Undies
1	1 Vote	Star Wars: The Force Awakens TV Premiere Set for a T-Rex
1	1 Vote	Adult Women Confess That They've Never Had a Good Bark
1	1 Vote	A Bear Is Not A...
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Putting on Lipstick
1	1 Vote	Kissing, Touching, Oral Sex: Fox News Move Raises Trump Intrigue
1	1 Vote	One Year After Getting Locked in Bathroom
1	1 Vote	11 Pictures That Will Make You Say Me as a Terrorist
1	1 Vote	Don't Mind Me Just Grab My Popcorn
1	1 Vote	Obama Has His Own Islamic State?
1	1 Vote	Britain's New Leader of Course, She Can't See Him, Nobody Can!!!