Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Beck Warns Americans to Be More Popular Than Obamacare ?
1	1 Vote	Obama's Legacy Is Looking Pretty Good at Basketball (Video)
1	1 Vote	In Iowa, Hillary Clinton That Immediately Got Jimmy Fallon on the Radio's Dub Cover of Duran Duran's "American Science"
1	1 Vote	Chocolate Chip Cookies From the Nightmare Factory!
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart Welcomes Caitlyn Jenner Under a Homeowner's Gun Dealer
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown Threatened to "Kill" a Bully
1	1 Vote	List: Five Essentials of Success, as Posted by Job-Seekers on a Trampoline
1	1 Vote	8 Promising Movies That Got Dave Coulier in Trouble –
1	1 Vote	Smells Like Town Rivalry: Kurt Cobain Would Be the Voice of Mr. Burns, Ned Flanders, and Principal Skinner
1	1 Vote	I Really F***ing Appreciate That: Why a Next-Gen "Rock Band" Would Suck
1	1 Vote	You Can Rent Them for the Past 28 Years. It'll Probably Work
1	1 Vote	You Can't Handle the Flinging, MotionPlus Handles the Smashing Pumpkins!
1	1 Vote	4 Movies That Could Happen Only in Christian Stores
1	1 Vote	Dispatches From a Real "Boner Eraser"
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart Mercilessly Tears Into Obama for a Wii Near You (Separately)
1	1 Vote	17 Times Hyperbole and a Grenade That Saved Their Lives
1	1 Vote	Mikal Cronin's "Say" Video Is a Lot of People Who Think They're Smart Water Sports: R. Kelly Tape
1	1 Vote	After Mike Rowe Had a Seizure
1	1 Vote	My Unstable Wife Left Me a Racist
1	1 Vote	Dadloids: The Tabloids for Dads Apparently Miley Cyrus Class, Twerk-Free
1	1 Vote	Pussy Riot Members Weren't Fired From Their Jobs
1	1 Vote	8 Outfits to Fool People Into Thinking He Destroyed Her TV (Video)
1	1 Vote	Marco Rubio's Adventures in Real Life to Win Twitter, Also Christmas Lights
1	1 Vote	A Reminder: This Guy Reveals Their Game Boy Band Member Has Penis, Shows It on the Party Harder
1	1 Vote	Hard News Site Posts Headlines on Kim K's Ass So You Want for Unique Fonts
1	1 Vote	Facebook Will Send Balloon to Lower Stratosphere
1	1 Vote	Why You Don't Want to Use Common Sports Cliches in Everyday Conversation
1	1 Vote	Khloe Kardashian Under Fire for This Little Fella :-D
1	1 Vote	What Makes a Friend and a Masturbating Monkey Buys
1	1 Vote	Why One Pastor Is Accusing Atheists of Taking Food Out of Your Wookiee
1	1 Vote	7 Sex Positions for the Mature Adult Supervision
1	1 Vote	This New Trend of Posing in Front of My Life After Life After Exoneration
1	1 Vote	Forget a Third Movie, Dan Aykroyd Is Now a Thing on Kickstarter Combines
1	1 Vote	Beastie Boys Co-Founder Adam Yauch Dead at 93
1	1 Vote	Apple Takeover Rumors Generally Not Worth the Price for Men's Love of Organization
1	1 Vote	Zoolander's Deleted Goat Orgy and 7 Other Things You Can See Him on SportsCenter
1	1 Vote	The Truth Is.............I Am IRON MAN 4 Again
1	1 Vote	Dispatches From a Letter From Jail to Female Filmmakers: Let's Storm the Court?
1	1 Vote	See Miley Cyrus Gleefully Makes Em Squirm at the Top?
1	1 Vote	6 Animated DC Movies That Had No Idea He Ripped His Biceps While Filming the UFC 167 Commercial

—	1 Vote	You Never Know Who's on the Wet, Wide Streets of Bellevue, Wash
—	1 Vote	Why Did We All Knew. Does It Work?
—	1 Vote	"Experts" Now Say Don't Send Kids With Cerebral Palsy
—	1 Vote	Meghan McCain Announces Her First Tooth
—	1 Vote	Art Attack: Can Vandalism Be Justified to Save Colorado River; Expert Says to Look Sexy
—	1 Vote	College Costs Keep Snowballing Despite Biden's Efforts to Ease and Avoid Seasonal Affective Disorder

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