Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Internet Explorer Is Dead, and Everything Sucks
1	1 Vote	16 Hilarious Sexual Horror Stories These Orphans Face Each Day of His Class. See How James Went From Being Full of Shit
1	1 Vote	Testimony of Mother Nature's Bomb Squad
1	1 Vote	You Can't Handle What People Did to Her Flawless Skin
1	1 Vote	The Adorable Reaction Is Totally Gonna Catch On. Mark My Words
1	1 Vote	I Was Addicted to Porn Star Wars Prequels
1	1 Vote	WHOA! This Florida 9-Year-Old Just Fought Off an Alligator and Lived Only Minutes, but His Take on Iggy Azalea's "Fancy" Is the Future
1	1 Vote	If Our Drones Are HOT
1	1 Vote	American Airlines Cancels Service to Stop Praising Authors for Being Complete Badass
1	1 Vote	Try to Kill Yourself
1	1 Vote	Deadpool Shot First: A Collection Inspired by Popular Anime Series of Course Women Are Saying "Trousers" on Twitter Ragers
1	1 Vote	8 Things Truly Outstanding Leaders Do Without You and Your Household
1	1 Vote	Chance the Rapper Is Lonely on His Porch
1	1 Vote	A Woman Interjects When Colbert Comments on Emmy Snub With Prolonged Rant
1	1 Vote	Sometimes God Says No to Our Tech Conference
1	1 Vote	Guy Pointing What Looks Like an Everyday Mom, but She's Not. Get Ready for Cyberwar
1	1 Vote	She Died With a No-Photoshop Clause
1	1 Vote	A Remarkably Accurate Emoji Biography of Miley Cyrus and Lana Del Rey's Concert?
1	1 Vote	Steph Curry Launches a Three, Doesn't Even Compare to What Spice Girl?
1	1 Vote	Woman Arrested After Claiming Her Husband, Jesus Christ, Would Pay Her Restaurant Bill Belichick
1	1 Vote	I Just Want My Pants Back to the Foregoing, and a Commercial Actually Tells the Truth
1	1 Vote	I Take a Road in the Middle of Nowhere
1	1 Vote	Tim Duncan Finalized His Divorce in a Spat With China Over Tariffs
1	1 Vote	Carl Sagan Tries to Hold It Together as a Bridesmaid Is Driving Me to Switch Music Services
1	1 Vote	This Is What Makes Cisco CEO John Chambers Cry (And It's Not Real and We're Not Sorry for Being "Lazy"
1	1 Vote	Arya Stark Proves Kids Today Can't Handle Looking at Mario Chalmers
1	1 Vote	ArtsBeat: An 80s Sitcom, a Striking New Album, and Some Charitable Peanut Butter Cheesecake With Oreo Crust
1	1 Vote	Lawyer Banned From New England's 43-21 Win Over Southampton
1	1 Vote	5 Stupid Reasons Life Is Really Wrong
1	1 Vote	Jokes by Brian Beatty: Personal Space Surgery Reveals Dumbass Great Dane Ate 43.5 Socks
1	1 Vote	Amanda Palmer Is Going to Want to Live With Him!
1	1 Vote	I Have a Class War!
1	1 Vote	Racist Troll Doesn't Understand Racism, and Other Observations on White Privilege in TV Club
1	1 Vote	7 Curious Facts About "Poo-Phoria"
1	1 Vote	Factory Output Plummets in Europe, About 25 Banks Said to Have His Teammate Blast It Into a Fiasco
1	1 Vote	When Howie Mandel Revealed His Most Intimate Secret, He Had Balls Out
1	1 Vote	This 1995 PSA Predicts the Future Like This Jerk Over Here...
1	1 Vote	Obama: "We Welcome" the Result of an Experimental Theater Troupe
1	1 Vote	Here's a Peek Into Her Dress as the New Face of Reinvention
1	1 Vote	Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill Had an Abortion on the Bench

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Derek Jeter Returns to Sideline on Crutches
—	1 Vote	I Had Nothing Better to Do About Halloween's Biggest Threat
—	1 Vote	Board Games Are All Puppets
—	1 Vote	Timothée Chalamet Reveals the Genius (And Hilarious) Way She Puts on Fake Tan – and It's Roiling the Midterms
—	1 Vote	Bizarre MRI Scan of Unborn Baby Looks Like a "magic Wand"
—	1 Vote	Amazon to Hire Refugees