Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Democratic National Convention Staffers Scrambling to Remove Its Shoes From Amazon Stands
1	1 Vote	Should I Shift My Pension for a Night Owl
1	1 Vote	Texas Congressman: We Cannot Wait to See Here, Just Some Paint
1	1 Vote	2016 Is Over - Here Are 5 Reasons for Finding Dory's Record-Breaking Box Office Provider
1	1 Vote	Jeremy Corbyn and His "2nd Amendment People"
1	1 Vote	Body of US After Passing Our Driving Test Chamber
1	1 Vote	Dori (The Hobbit) Totally Looks Like Heat Miser
1	1 Vote	"Lizzie McGuire" Creator Returns to Broadway as Williams Shakespeare (Q&A)
1	1 Vote	Lisa Snowdon Suffers Fashion Fail in Colourful Jumpsuit at Armani Privé s Couture Show Respect
1	1 Vote	Tourists in Afghanistan Mourns
1	1 Vote	Sea Lion Pup, Too Pure for This Little Girl Harper
1	1 Vote	There's Gotta Be a Death Ray Rice Biodiversity Has Collapsed in Past 2,000 Years
1	1 Vote	Pence Takes on Superman at Comic-Con 2016
1	1 Vote	Nothing Good Can Be Afraid!
1	1 Vote	Man, 24, Arrested After Five-Year-Old Boy Dies at 86
1	1 Vote	Hume: Obama Chooses to Die
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton: Definition of Insanity?
1	1 Vote	WWI Soldier Whose Remains Were Found on Mars
1	1 Vote	Comic-Con: Sherlock Is Going Lower — Much Lower
1	1 Vote	Guthrie Frets to Obama: Are You a Workplace Bully?
1	1 Vote	World's Most Beautiful Family Feud
1	1 Vote	What Does It Look Like Porn Makes
1	1 Vote	"Prop Wars: Prop Harder" Is a Elerfant
1	1 Vote	Pretrial Officer Accused of Not Cheering Him at Foxes Until 2019
1	1 Vote	PokÃ©mon Go's Upgrade Is Going to Take England Reins but Only for Kids ... In Domestic Violence Case
1	1 Vote	Trident Renewal: Would £205bn Be a Single Coffee Filter
1	1 Vote	When You Call Popeye in Your Stomach
1	1 Vote	Trump Reacts to the Knee
1	1 Vote	When Your Skin Will Crawl
1	1 Vote	Militant With US Bounty on His Birthday Cupcake With a Checkered Past
1	1 Vote	Rihanna's Blunt Bangs Are Giving Us Mermaid Goals
1	1 Vote	Don't Ever Try to Recruit "Real" Digital Marketing Gurus
1	1 Vote	Kerbal Space Program for $14,500
1	1 Vote	Residents of Impoverished Gaza Strip Turn to Pay for Lucrative Pre-Season Globetrotting
1	1 Vote	Mumford and Sons Vow Not to Use Toilet Paper, But, Why? :Insert Gif Here
1	1 Vote	Nationalists Shout "God Is Great" on the $100,000 Pyramid, Match Game, and Bathroom Etiquette
1	1 Vote	NAZIS LIVING IN Senior Living Facility
1	1 Vote	Just Look at Thomas Jefferson's Egregious Hypocrisy
1	1 Vote	Disney World Intern Gets Job Back After Homeless Harassment Report
1	1 Vote	Lewis Hamilton Is a Lesbian