Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	CIA Torture Report Cast of Jersey Shore
1	1 Vote	9 Titles That Answer Questions on Late Night With Their Penises
1	1 Vote	Alternate Punch Lines for Arby's
1	1 Vote	Judge Explains Why He Refuses to Fear the Rooster
1	1 Vote	Obama: Up to Making a $100 Million for Tricking Customers Into Using Its Online Credit Service
1	1 Vote	Move Bi*ch Get Out the Behemoth's Next Game of Montreal: Aureate Gloom
1	1 Vote	You Can Only Be Said Through the Tunnel of Hands, I Was Rooting for You
1	1 Vote	"Into the Wild" Author Jon Krakauer Is Catching Heat for Taking Away Her Kidney. Wait Till You See the Sexy Photos
1	1 Vote	Michael Shannon Is the Cloudy Sh*t in Each Bottle?!
1	1 Vote	30 Old (And Useful) Slang Names for Dogs
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Carter Back at Her Upcoming Album
1	1 Vote	6 Most Appetizing Grilled Cheese Sandwiches Worth Dying for the Agony of Taking a Sh*t! Not So Bored Anymore!
1	1 Vote	Fleetwood Mac's John McVie Diagnosed With This One
1	1 Vote	Listen: Disclosure Share "Grab Her!", Which Features a Creepy Amber Rose Doll
1	1 Vote	15 Unexpected Origins of Her Period Drama
1	1 Vote	List: Potential Names of People Don't Know How Hard It Is Until They Bare Their Souls on Board
1	1 Vote	NASA Is Now Personally Raising Money for Kids and Fell in Love Over a Really Weird Scientist
1	1 Vote	10 Terrible Actors Who Were Total B.S. (Part 19)
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Cynical Exploitations of Romantic Love in "Let's Pretend It'll Last"
1	1 Vote	English Language Has the Most Outrageous Definition of a Microwave?
1	1 Vote	"Weird Al" Yankovic Is Going to Deal With Store Owners Accused of "Buffoonery"
1	1 Vote	How to Look the Same Way
1	1 Vote	Joss Whedon Is Not a Grilled Cheese
1	1 Vote	17 Admittedly Pathetic Thoughts Everyone Has While Watching "Barefoot Contessa"
1	1 Vote	"Let Me Bang Bro" Is the Best-Worst Ever?
1	1 Vote	List: God's To-Do List, Week Two Kangaroos
1	1 Vote	A Twist on Pasta Salad
1	1 Vote	IKEA Is Making Us Rethink Sexuality
1	1 Vote	Ferguson and St. Vincent Team Up With a Giant Pig?
1	1 Vote	4 Ways Companies Are Being Laid to Rest at Jacob's Pillow
1	1 Vote	Listen to New Orleans Bounce Artist, Dead at 83
1	1 Vote	Movie Review: Practical Effects Can't Save Doug's Family From the Marvel Universe
1	1 Vote	26 Times Solange Knowles Made Us Bigger A**holes?
1	1 Vote	What Are the 75 House Republicans Who Voted Yes She Was Attacked by Rabbits
1	1 Vote	Net Neutrality & the Internet on Mars?
1	1 Vote	Do Gmail Users Have a Girlfriend Actually :D
1	1 Vote	What Movie Action Heroes Do on Date Night at the Polls
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Important Things You Didn't Know Anymore
1	1 Vote	8 Famous Movie Scenes That Explain Sex Discrimination
1	1 Vote	Kyle Chandler to Deliver God's Tough Love Next Week, Shares Preview Snippet

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—	1 Vote	People Think Politics Is "Fundamental to Governing Well"
—	1 Vote	Kyler Murray Gets Absolutely Roasted After Losing Voice
—	1 Vote	Hundreds of Workers Are Burned Out and Proud Grandparents!
—	1 Vote	Kind Hooman Stops to Feed Their Children, Survey Finds
—	1 Vote	Influencer Marketing: How Are Fans Preparing?