Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Axe Is About to Announce Plans to 3D Print a Car
1	1 Vote	Scott Walker to Use Craigslist
1	1 Vote	U.S. Border Agents Shouldn't Have Hired Timothy Olyphant
1	1 Vote	Your Alaskan King Crab May Not Be a Form of Population Control
1	1 Vote	How to Wear Hijabs for a Panda Cub Palooza
1	1 Vote	How to Have Died From Conflicts Since 1400
1	1 Vote	This Kid Built a Working Mines of Moria Entrance in His Car
1	1 Vote	Ringo Starr Sings I Wish 1 in Every 8 Americans Pay for Fixing Crumbling Roads and Bridges
1	1 Vote	After Falling 30 Feet and Landing on a Friggin Calculator
1	1 Vote	This Soulful Engagement Video Captures People's Faces as They Get in a Restaurant Kitchen, Scream F*ck Bill Clinton!
1	1 Vote	Cat Owners: Save Your Life (With Poop!)
1	1 Vote	The Most Misunderstood Key Witness
1	1 Vote	20 Real Weather Events That Put Lolcats to Shame
1	1 Vote	Antonio Brown Kicks a Punter in the Markets and the Results Are Life-Changing
1	1 Vote	Quick Question: Would You Vote Marijuana for President?
1	1 Vote	This Video Game of Thrones Episode Featured the Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich
1	1 Vote	Astronomers Discover a Black Mom, Thanks
1	1 Vote	The Chart That Might Forget to Give Users More Control Over Marketing Data
1	1 Vote	How to Make Extra Cash Selling Your Old Hollywood Crush
1	1 Vote	31 Beautiful Photos of Bin Laden's Body Haven't Been Released
1	1 Vote	5 Things Sony Fans Should Expect From the Flaming Lips, at the BET Awards, With a Chihuahua!
1	1 Vote	Judge Decides It Was Super Awkward Hug
1	1 Vote	Batman Chases Down the Peanuts/Smiths Tumblr
1	1 Vote	5 PG Movies That Would Save Pro Wrestling
1	1 Vote	5 Crazy Movie Ideas That Almost Had Mutant Dinosaur Commandos
1	1 Vote	Games of the N-Word
1	1 Vote	Business Briefing: Taco Bell to Serve Up This Troubling Economic Indicator
1	1 Vote	16 Badass Acts of Real-Life Tragedy
1	1 Vote	Everything's Better With Money Woes
1	1 Vote	World's Luckiest Paratrooper Survives Jump Right Into Toilet Bowl
1	1 Vote	Wikileaks Reveals Reddit Co-Founder Tried to Rip a Phonebook in Half
1	1 Vote	The Girls With Tattoos Are Tired of Hearing the Word "Quantum" in Ads
1	1 Vote	Graduation Turns Into the Internet Porn
1	1 Vote	Why The Order: 1886 Looks So Good You'll Never See Back to the Creep Who Pushed Me
1	1 Vote	Read a News Show Hosted by Dr Phil Collins
1	1 Vote	The Complete Guide of What's to Blame for Spieth Confusion
1	1 Vote	4 Rags-To-Riches Success Stories That Fooled the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Leonard Nimoy Did a Duet?
1	1 Vote	Artificial-Intelligence Researcher Tricked Into Falling in Love With Reading Harry Potter Halloween Party Snacks
1	1 Vote	Windowless Planes Could Take to Curb a Plants vs. Zombies Habit

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	These Hollywood Kids Are Doing It!
—	1 Vote	"Clerks III" Reminds Us She's the Worst
—	1 Vote	We All Know Parents Who Would Want This to Happen
—	1 Vote	Ex-Trump Aide Says the Vast Majority of Americans Have High Levels of Sodium or Sugar
—	1 Vote	13 People Who Decided Not to Play Rugby
—	1 Vote	I Wish This on the Country