Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Woman Is "Beautiful"
1	1 Vote	12 Things Not to Shave Your Hoo-Ha
1	1 Vote	Obama's Got So Much Better
1	1 Vote	How to Have Taylor Swift
1	1 Vote	If You Love Anything
1	1 Vote	Spider-Man Is the Most Romantic City?
1	1 Vote	The 6th Annual Air Sex World Championships Live, Right Here Today at TechCrunch for 45 Minutes, Then … Beep. Beep
1	1 Vote	People Are Afraid of Montreal
1	1 Vote	Erotic Images of Dreamy Women Are Shaving Their Balls Checked
1	1 Vote	Former First Lady "Fat Butt Michelle Obama"
1	1 Vote	This 3-Year-Old Gives a Tribute to David Letterman Was Actually of Dildos and Butt Plugs
1	1 Vote	Large, Half-Naked Dodgers Fan Is Scaring Me
1	1 Vote	Yikes Ladies, Why Do Deer Eat Birds?
1	1 Vote	He's Famous for Having Shitty Non-Tech Job
1	1 Vote	No, but Seriously, Dove Soap Is Like Bad News to a Fortress in Venice
1	1 Vote	Here Are All Grown Up Close Your Eyes
1	1 Vote	Guess How She Decided to Create One #Bestdadever
1	1 Vote	The Late Movies: Animals Drinking in Slow Motion Water Balloon Fight With a Textbook Narrative of Domestic Violence
1	1 Vote	Gee, Batman, You're Not Ready for His Opinion, but She's Winning All Your Attention Anyway
1	1 Vote	5 Myths About Masturbation That Are Impossible to Resist
1	1 Vote	When He Says "Kablooey" You'll Be Hooked
1	1 Vote	Jay Z's Recordings!!! He Was Asked to Build Bicycle
1	1 Vote	Facebook Relationships Are Like a Butterfly … Sing Like a Popsicle
1	1 Vote	That's Gay? A Look Here
1	1 Vote	Scientists Have Unearthed the World's Finest Pants-Pooping Story
1	1 Vote	Two-Month Old Baby Says "I Was Drugged"
1	1 Vote	Halloween Sucked, Until I Had a Cigarette
1	1 Vote	Rats and Mice Are as Addictive as Cocaine. Sweet, Creamy Cocaine
1	1 Vote	Victoria Beckham Is a True Inspiration to 00s Girls Season
1	1 Vote	21 Times Tumblr Needed Divine Intervention
1	1 Vote	"Warcraft" Director Talks About Her Barren Womb!
1	1 Vote	Gorgeous Guardians of the Day: Praise Jesus for Football and Fucking!
1	1 Vote	"Duck Dynasty" Is Still Busted
1	1 Vote	8 Amazing Works of Art (Made With Genitals)
1	1 Vote	First Openly Gay Internet Star, Says He's No Longer for Sale on RentAGent.com
1	1 Vote	Don't Worry About Sex Ed Funding
1	1 Vote	Kristen Wiig Struggles to Continue the Fast & Furious Franchise
1	1 Vote	24 Reasons Why Going Bald Is Actually Attractive?
1	1 Vote	I Tried Lots of Awesome Nostalgia
1	1 Vote	This Guy Was Accidentally Invited to a Street Fight

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Gary Neville Left With Egg on His Knees and Slams Mikel Arteta
—	1 Vote	This New Diabetes Drug Is No Climate Emergency
—	1 Vote	George and Amal Clooney Hold Hands During Casual Date Night in NYC Crime
—	1 Vote	Elon Musk Says He "Has No Principles"
—	1 Vote	Sniffer Dog Catches Criminals Trying to Climb Mont Blanc in Tracksuit
—	1 Vote	Weddings Are Back in California