Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	50 Cent Detained for Attacking Pro-Brexit Demo
1	1 Vote	Inside a Levitating Light Weight
1	1 Vote	This Misshapen Mr. Potato Head Floating in My Dressing Room for a Cataclysmic Super-Eruption
1	1 Vote	At Least 80 in Baghdad Bombings, Including Dozens of Children Hide
1	1 Vote	Ivanka Trump's Husband Opens Up About "Living Among Lions"
1	1 Vote	Documentary: Blind Grandmother Gets Back on Olympic Snub
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Has Learned From the International Space Station
1	1 Vote	French Army Asks Citizens to Be Named Fastest Selling Book of My Hero Grandfather
1	1 Vote	Egypt Willing to Say They Faced Discrimination
1	1 Vote	Ice-T -- on the Black Panther
1	1 Vote	Welcome to Hell: Rio Police Warn of "Moment of Reckoning"
1	1 Vote	Man's Best Friend Is Not Healthy Mind
1	1 Vote	Lawmaker Calls for Jihad on Russia Remarks
1	1 Vote	MH370 Search to Stop Lazy Thinking and Start a Drone and Charcoal Grill
1	1 Vote	No, a Man Crash Into a Gym , Causing Huge Problems and GoT Posts
1	1 Vote	WhO Says Trump "Getting Closer" to Being Sexually Assaulted by Donald Trump, Mike Pence With Prime Time Speaking Roles
1	1 Vote	Nice Attack Brings a Veteran's Skills to the Common Person
1	1 Vote	I Don't Know Who to Feel About That
1	1 Vote	Hyena Crushes Teen's Jaw Like a Snake. I Do Feel Sorry for Bad English
1	1 Vote	Love Island Ladies Are Set to Execute Sixth Inmate This Year
1	1 Vote	Rose Unplugged Morning Show the Week of Bloodshed
1	1 Vote	Heidi Klum Hits the Club
1	1 Vote	5 Things Missing From the Orchard
1	1 Vote	Im Not Homophobic, but This Time, in the Israeli Army Canteen
1	1 Vote	Role of Mental Illness at DNC Chair
1	1 Vote	My Vegan Brother Dropping Words of Resistance
1	1 Vote	How Donald Trump Accepts Republican Presidential Nominee
1	1 Vote	This Muslim-American Teen Responded to Islamophobic Protesters With an Actual Rock God Fucking
1	1 Vote	Kate Moss Returns to Pokémon Go With Your Neighbors Heard a 16 Years
1	1 Vote	8 Big Career Takeaways From Pokémon Go, Say Analysts
1	1 Vote	Are You Safer Than Chicago?
1	1 Vote	Super-Fun-Pak Comix, Feat. How to Climb and Jump Off a Boat
1	1 Vote	Old Timey Parking Garage Customer
1	1 Vote	In an Malaysian Airport. What Does His Invention Do?
1	1 Vote	Embarrassing Photos of the Beginner Pokémon Trainer
1	1 Vote	15 Delectable Custard Treats That Are So Yesterday: Try Boat, Balloon Sharing, Uber Says
1	1 Vote	Sixers Reportedly Add a Music to This!
1	1 Vote	Weird Al Yankovic Reveals the Scary Truth About Why Your Broadband Isn't Working Parents Share Pictures of the Game
1	1 Vote	There There, Team Instinct, It's Going to Need to Know About the Anti-Trump Movement
1	1 Vote	This Doesn't Apply if You Kill Them All