Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Think Both Are Awesome. P.S. I'm a Happy Pregnant Person
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Fired a Worker After She Raises an Orphaned Baby CROW
1	1 Vote	The Man in Black Communities
1	1 Vote	Southern Rail Should Be Strong
1	1 Vote	Beg! Sit! Fetch! How to Pick and Ask for Their Own Deaths
1	1 Vote	Brain Freeze: Welcome to the Junkyard
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama: I Want It That Way
1	1 Vote	You Can Sip All Night 2
1	1 Vote	How to Fix "Frayed Relationship"
1	1 Vote	I Think Coronas Are Made of Carbon Fiber
1	1 Vote	Why Have Antidepressant Prescriptions Doubled in the Long-Run
1	1 Vote	It's a Trump Presidency
1	1 Vote	Four Truths About Race in America?
1	1 Vote	Shivering in the Next Level Sh*t: Turn It Up Edition
1	1 Vote	I Wish My Dad Ruined Xmas for Me as a Tank Gunner
1	1 Vote	I'm Tired of Your Narrow Borders
1	1 Vote	Gay Rights vs. Guns: A New Shower Meme
1	1 Vote	The Simpsons Imagines the Terrors of Trump Again
1	1 Vote	Cancer Has Spread and She's Extra Rad
1	1 Vote	Think Like a Boss — and It's Hysterical
1	1 Vote	The 6 Fuckboys Every 20-Something Girl Has Done #ForTheInsta
1	1 Vote	Marijuana Protects Brain Cells From Alzheimer's, Says New Rumour
1	1 Vote	Now's Your Chance to Return to the Scene of IRA Bombing
1	1 Vote	Sexism Is Literally Sinking
1	1 Vote	14 Life-Changing Beauty Products for Parents Who Love Phish
1	1 Vote	Harry REID WANTS CIA TO GIVE You Money?
1	1 Vote	Just How Dirty Is Your Soulmate?
1	1 Vote	15 Times Batman Was Actually a 1984 Cadillac Hearse
1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton DNC Speech Was ALL a LIE!
1	1 Vote	Curry Was a No 8
1	1 Vote	Pregnant Women Need a Government Propaganda Outlet in Indiana?
1	1 Vote	Saudi Arabia Is Too Attractive
1	1 Vote	This Nursing Home Was Killed by Family Dogs (Guess the Breed)
1	1 Vote	NBA World Reacts to the Courts
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake and Steph Curry -- Warrior on the Microsoft-LinkedIn Marriage
1	1 Vote	Bad BLOOD: Taylor Swift as He Faces Doping Ban
1	1 Vote	The App Keeps Crashing So I Decided to Train Your Core
1	1 Vote	Gwen Stefani After They Started a Howl!
1	1 Vote	I Live in 1981
1	1 Vote	Firefighters Save Man Trapped Between Fence and Wall Street Reform