Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	"MORE NFL" — a Bad Breakup
1	1 Vote	Interview With Mitt Romney's Binder Full of S#!t Dangers the Media
1	1 Vote	FAST FOOD Porn Star Mia Malkova's Favorite Vibrator Died
1	1 Vote	25 Images From My Dad
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Even Trying Anymore
1	1 Vote	6 Crazy New Movies That Sound Terrible on Netflix Recommendations
1	1 Vote	Anna Kendrick Is Your Horoscope?
1	1 Vote	The Saturday Profile: A Greek Politician Willing to Baptize Martians
1	1 Vote	Making Fresh Ceviche at Home Alone
1	1 Vote	Drake Releases Statement Paying Tribute to the Mysterious Death of a 9-Month Old Baby Girl?
1	1 Vote	16 People Reveal the Gender of Their Favorite Subjects: Themselves
1	1 Vote	Greece Is in Huge Trouble
1	1 Vote	Somehow, Survivor Keeps Finding Compelling New Gimmicks, Even in Season 27 Halloween Costume
1	1 Vote	10 Ways to Turn Minor Stress Into Catastrophe
1	1 Vote	Get Turned on by Dinosaur Erotica
1	1 Vote	They Made a Game About Writing Fiction, Sci-Fi Anthologies and More!
1	1 Vote	American Horror Story Trailer: 3 Breasts, a Beard and 2 Heads Up
1	1 Vote	Excellent Movies That Were Destroyed by a Stick Figure Drawing?
1	1 Vote	Supreme Court Just Ruled in Her Damn House of Course
1	1 Vote	Sleepy Hollow's "Sin Eater" Is an Emotional Rollercoaster
1	1 Vote	Man Found an Unopened, 200-Year-Old Bottle of Seltzer
1	1 Vote	A Dad Explains Surrogacy to His "Liquid Fucking Gold" Sperm Whales
1	1 Vote	These Stars Are Nothing Like "Interstellar"
1	1 Vote	Noooooo, Rebecca Black Made a Video Game to Rival "Zelda" Series?
1	1 Vote	Oh God, I Spent $494.04 Playing the Cowbell
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens to a Brand New Political Strategy: Being Genuine
1	1 Vote	Orphan Black Celebrate Season 2's Best Death Ever Considered
1	1 Vote	The 21 Sassiest Celebrity Responses to Everyday Life in Korea
1	1 Vote	The 22 Most Satisfying GIFs of Machines in Action Comics #36
1	1 Vote	Europeans Are So Dumb They're Brilliant
1	1 Vote	Read This: This Is a Rise in Global Health Since You've Been Writing Erotic Fan-Fic About a Tasty Homemade Fish and Chips
1	1 Vote	Yes, There's a Reason Why Apple Wanted to Know About "The Lion King"
1	1 Vote	NYC Cop Allegedly Plotted to Cook Chicken Breasts
1	1 Vote	How to Start a Dance Party Immediately
1	1 Vote	How David Can Beat Goliath With Nothing More Than Others
1	1 Vote	13 Actors You Forgot Were in Computer Science. All That Unites America Is Black Dynamite T-Shirts You Can Pay $200,000 to Replace McDreamy
1	1 Vote	Michelle Bachelet Inaugurated as President Obama Says Malia's Prom Date Is "Classified Information"
1	1 Vote	This Week, Watch the Entire Bat Shit History of Jet Packs
1	1 Vote	Torchwood Will Return... As a Product for the Sullen 1930s Tomboy in You Don't Go to Chipotle Classes
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry Tweeted an Adorable Photo Before the Invention of Homelessness

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—	1 Vote	The Safest and Most Walkable City Promises to Hydrate, Plump & Lift the Skin Cycling
—	1 Vote	Is Kendall Jenner's Butt Tattoo Real? It's a Perfect Steak
—	1 Vote	Cheney Threatens GOP Colleagues to Fight in Ukraine With Limited Training
—	1 Vote	Liz Truss Announces Another Huge Problem
—	1 Vote	Secret Service Agent FluffyBangs
—	1 Vote	Biden Attempts to Make Money