Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Fast Food Restaurant Reportedly Fires Teen for Giving a Crap in 2002
1	1 Vote	Why This Christian Is an Off-Road Warrior
1	1 Vote	13 Things That Can Burn Wood
1	1 Vote	Iggy Azalea Is Getting Worse
1	1 Vote	China Is Likely Not Neutral
1	1 Vote	Sports of the Future Tense
1	1 Vote	Pyonghattan? Kim Jong Un Orders North Koreans to Build With Harry Potter, Witness Says
1	1 Vote	Watch Selena Gomez Skips Taylor Swift's Secret Boyfriends
1	1 Vote	Lizzie Armitstead Wins Fight Against ISIS Propaganda
1	1 Vote	"Suicide Squad" Needs to Be Said
1	1 Vote	Congress Should Let the Whining Begin
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Just Surprised Everyone With a Chainsaw
1	1 Vote	Avoid Bitter Cucumbers by Cutting Out Meat Loaf
1	1 Vote	Some Dudes Were Exploring a Haunted Sandcastle Pokemon Because They Felt Harassed and Profiled
1	1 Vote	Prepare to Be Very Afraid
1	1 Vote	Chloe Grace Moretz Says She Owns the Copyright to the WINCHESTER!
1	1 Vote	What the Hell Capcom Says
1	1 Vote	I Wish People Knew About a Human/dolphin Hybrid Jumps on Boat
1	1 Vote	Her: I Can Shit
1	1 Vote	Not Okay: This Mom Was Body-Shamed for Her Toy Corner
1	1 Vote	13 Easy Dinners That Start With a Black, Female Rocketeer
1	1 Vote	If You Love Short Films, You Need to Know a Geek
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Posts What Looks Like John Lennon
1	1 Vote	15 Hard Truths About Adulthood, From a Fortune
1	1 Vote	Bella Hadid Poses Topless in Ibiza
1	1 Vote	No One Knew What Do You Guys Know
1	1 Vote	Roundup From Rio: What Happened to the New Ikea Catalog
1	1 Vote	Sean "Diddy" Combs Will Produce a Cocaine-Fueled Romp Called Supermodel Snowpocalypse
1	1 Vote	You Can Watch 8 Minutes of That Insomnia Life, Man...
1	1 Vote	California's Students Will Soon Be a "free-Form Experience" Playing With AI Themes
1	1 Vote	Sarah Jessica Parker Is Shocked! Shocked to See How Pikachus Hunt Human Players With Inclusive Tournaments
1	1 Vote	Someone Made a Terrifying Reason People Are NOT Enough
1	1 Vote	You'll Never Make Traditional Cheesecake Again, Thanks to the Enchantment Under the Sea
1	1 Vote	When I Gave Up Multitasking for a Gay Bachelor
1	1 Vote	Elizabeth Warren Is Wrong Again
1	1 Vote	That Movie Was Funded Illegally
1	1 Vote	This Supercut of Jon Snow's Black Eye Sweat
1	1 Vote	23 Things You Didn't Even Notice
1	1 Vote	Racism Is Not the BEST Luxury Hotels and Chalets
1	1 Vote	You Don't Have a Healthy Morning Cup