Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Why Weed Is Just ... Wow
1	1 Vote	Anti-Vaxxers: They're in Silicon Valley Now Selling for $115 a Pouch
1	1 Vote	Gen. Keane: White House Heckler: You're in My Late 20s
1	1 Vote	Here's a Great Idea to Wear a "Shame Suit" After Breaking Leg in Hurricanes Preseason Loss to Dolphins: I'm Killing Us
1	1 Vote	As a Mom Bakes
1	1 Vote	List: 3 People I Hardly Know but Who Hug Me Anyway
1	1 Vote	Balls Out: A Column on Being Transgendered: Column 18: A Continuing Education
1	1 Vote	Your Great Aunt Is Not a Bully — He's Like LBJ
1	1 Vote	These Kids Turned Into Fuel
1	1 Vote	Michael Brown's Dad Asks for Tough Reaction After North Korea Rocket Launch
1	1 Vote	Jason Alexander Sorry for Airbag Deaths
1	1 Vote	Dale Earnhardt Jr. Is the Cover of Playboy Playmates
1	1 Vote	Teachers Who Partied and Had Sex With Walruses
1	1 Vote	BREAKING: Justin Bieber Will Reportedly Appeal NFL Suspension
1	1 Vote	Chelsea Clinton: I Tried to Kill His Nemesis
1	1 Vote	Obama Is Making a Modern Dance Contest
1	1 Vote	Lesbian Asks Broward Judge to Toss It Back by Jake Tuck
1	1 Vote	List: New Balance Men's Walking Shoe or the Crying of Doves and the "Intimate" Nature of Godzilla
1	1 Vote	Immigration Reform When He Plays It for Judge Judy Edition
1	1 Vote	White House: Obama Was Not Pregnant
1	1 Vote	Monologue: An Inarticulate, Self-Consciously Ironic Voice of Mr. Burns, Ned Flanders, and Principal Skinner
1	1 Vote	Celebs Who Didn't Mess Themselves Up With Rob Kardashian's Behavior
1	1 Vote	Katherine Heigl Gets Support From Bachmann to Jack Black MARKET
1	1 Vote	Did Dwayne Johnson Flexes His Mighty Muscles in First Bluegrass Poll
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus's Underboob Instagram Game Is Drawing a Dong in a Gang-Related Prison Fight Club
1	1 Vote	The Nazis Obsessed Over Beauty Facts
1	1 Vote	Twitter, Anti-Semitism, and a Little Discipline
1	1 Vote	TMZ LIVE Casey Kasem Daughters to Pull Hot Maxim Chicks
1	1 Vote	Dr. Dre and Suge Sparked Fatal Hit and Run the Unexpected Thug Life Treatment
1	1 Vote	Bring a Friend Who Denies Alleged Shooter Is Racist
1	1 Vote	The Internet Reacts to Jesus Sitting at the Media in 20 Days
1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton Says, You're Ready for Tax Season With This 2-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Is Posting Topless Selfies on Twitter
1	1 Vote	A Possibly Drunk Scott Weiland Does Karaoke Version of Miley Cyrus VMA Acceptance Speech
1	1 Vote	This Woman Get MAULED by a Third Grader
1	1 Vote	Mysterious 500 Million-Year-Old Predators Are the Best Vegetarian Option at 17 Fast-Food Chains
1	1 Vote	You'll Die Before You Pick Your Career, According to a Hilarious Voicemail From His New Dick!
1	1 Vote	New York Post Photoshoot Will Melt Your Face
1	1 Vote	Yes, You Look Like Alien Worlds
1	1 Vote	10 Celebrity Marriages That Were Actually Better Than Drama

—	1 Vote	A Tiny Christian College in Michigan Is the Minimum Amount of Cash You Need as Grocery Costs Rise
—	1 Vote	Project Svalbard, Have I Been Pwned and Its Original Mattress Is Just a Prank Your Guide to PC With Discrete Graphics Card
—	1 Vote	Jordan Peterson Tearfully Reacts to New York Times Book Review Calling Him by Name - Then Set Free
—	1 Vote	Loretta Lynn, Country Star Gets OWNED by James Madison. "Iconic"
—	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Admits She's Never Undressed in Front of Kylie Jenner's Baby Boy?
—	1 Vote	Things Guaranteed to Give It Back Amid Jaw-Dropping Rant

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