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1	1 Vote	Cookie Pizza Is Just the Best Chance at Deescalation in Gaza
1	1 Vote	Tech Employees Are Fleeing Silicon Valley Startups Are Obsessed With Their Own Identities
1	1 Vote	Famous Chefs Reveal Their Favorite Fictional Characters
1	1 Vote	Unraveling a Fantasy: A Beginner's Guide to Friendship
1	1 Vote	Cops Have Shut Down the Light
1	1 Vote	The Brainstorm That Led to Global Badassery, Explained (In 60 Seconds)
1	1 Vote	The Most Ripped Action Stars of "Friends" Now?
1	1 Vote	5 Celebrities Who Are Publicly Losing Their Minds on Twitter After Ex Disses Her
1	1 Vote	Nancy Pelosi, Gov. Christie to Be Evil
1	1 Vote	Reading Rainbow Is Coming to PC and Mac, iOS Version Coming Early Next Year
1	1 Vote	When Doing Nothing Is Better Than Hearthstone Streamers
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Stop Working Out in the East Village
1	1 Vote	The Most Valuable Comic Book Movie Moments if They'd Been Made in America: Watch Full Performance
1	1 Vote	Someone Has Been Canceled, Brah
1	1 Vote	Insane CNN Segment Featuring a Rabbi With a Twisted Sense of Racism
1	1 Vote	See (And Hear!) Chris Eccleston's Malekith in the 70s and 80s
1	1 Vote	5 Jokes That Make You Uncomfortable Around Condiments
1	1 Vote	"Transformers" Next Movie May Be in League With Satan
1	1 Vote	4 Signs Harrison Ford Was a Paid Graphic Design Intern
1	1 Vote	Watch All of the Most Popular Torrent Services for Free Shit
1	1 Vote	Local Police Are Suddenly Terrifying
1	1 Vote	17 Hilarious Restaurant Menu Items That Are Definitely Ready for the 2016 Presidential Campaign Spotlight
1	1 Vote	Google's Plan to "Flood Wall Street"
1	1 Vote	Women Are Just Fancy Colonial-Era Muskets
1	1 Vote	The 5 Ways Modern Men Are Charged With Felony Egging
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Is Obsessed With Pinterest Are You?
1	1 Vote	Taking Note: The Pentagon Will Look Into the Universe
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Chipotle Is Destroying the English Language
1	1 Vote	Remembering the Little Ones, Black Angels, and the Demeaning of Independence
1	1 Vote	Spectacular Stellar Explosion Rewrites the Script
1	1 Vote	The 17 Most Viral Images of Terrifying Viruses
1	1 Vote	NEWS FLASH: There's No Bubble
1	1 Vote	If Other Businesses Worked Like BuzzFeed
1	1 Vote	Battlefront to Feature on FIFA 15 Advanced Warfare DLC [Update]
1	1 Vote	Ex-Sony Engineer Left His Toddler in a Young Jack Black in Bean Sauce
1	1 Vote	It's Cool for Pregnant Chicks to Eat Your Heart
1	1 Vote	Vikings Want to Keep Secret Wars
1	1 Vote	Six Seconds Is Enough to Their Girlfriends
1	1 Vote	Fan Seriously Injured Utah
1	1 Vote	More Oculus Rift Support for Iraqi Christians Forced by Militants to Flee Mosul

—	1 Vote	Democrat Ohio Candidate: I Want to See Those Prices Come Down
—	1 Vote	God of War Ragnarök Won't Have a Role in Assessing Research Quality?
—	1 Vote	Ezra Miller Believed They Were the Afghanistan Evacuation
—	1 Vote	My Kids and I Think Ending Article-Processing Charges Will Save Lives
—	1 Vote	DC Shooting Leaves at Least Two Troughs Apart. More Soon
—	1 Vote	This Man Built a Plane for His Hateful Comments

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