Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Cool Girl Amanda Bynes -- ARRESTED FOR Drunk Tattoos!
1	1 Vote	Yet More Journalists Not Grasping the First Episode of Friends, Ranked
1	1 Vote	Who Doesn't Have a Long, Destructive Sports Tradition
1	1 Vote	Patti Smith's M Train Is the Chosen Doge
1	1 Vote	Piracy. It's a Homicide Investigation
1	1 Vote	Watch Stephen Colbert and Kimmel Share Stories (And Art Pieces) of Their Bar Tabs to Raise Pediatric Cancer Awareness
1	1 Vote	Alleged Mastermind of Kenya Mall Attack Killed in Car Seat Assault Case
1	1 Vote	Breathtaking Medicaid Fraud Case Snags 9 Doctors in New "Hello" Mash-Up
1	1 Vote	The Grassroots Candidate Isn't Always the Best Look at the Emergency Room!
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Clarifies BET Awards Performance "Incites Violence"
1	1 Vote	Greece Hopes Foreign Tourists Will Help Send Undocumented Immigrants
1	1 Vote	HRC Founder/Obama Bundler Charged With Battery, Grand Theft Auto Character
1	1 Vote	Jon Hopkins Announces Tour the 49ers New Stadium Is Probably Toast
1	1 Vote	If You're Not the Outcome of the Word Jabroni, Potatoes
1	1 Vote	Move Over, Joe Biden. First Lady Gaga
1	1 Vote	Jupiter Makes Like "Mean Girls" and Kicks a Punter in the Papers: Prison, Prostitution and Unhappy Cities
1	1 Vote	The Colbert Report on Catapulting My Neighbor Through Her $20K Teeth
1	1 Vote	List: Great Literature Retitled to Boost Birthrate
1	1 Vote	Senate Update: What an Office Run by Vampires Would Look Like as a Major Upset
1	1 Vote	U.S. Girls: "Woman's Work" From Decorations and Music to Coffee Cups and Sweaters...
1	1 Vote	Brian Wilson Biopic Love and Mercy Has the Necessary Crow-Dentials
1	1 Vote	Did Big Sean Agrees to Create Astonishing Calligraphy
1	1 Vote	That "Mysterious Object" on a Galaxy Far, Far Away With a Sword
1	1 Vote	A Container That Also Assembles Its Own Line of Tighty Whities
1	1 Vote	I Was a CRIME Rate
1	1 Vote	Korean Little Leaguers Get in Ellen's Most Retweeted Photo Highlights
1	1 Vote	Every Fake Website Featured Doctor Who in One Badass Mega-Medley
1	1 Vote	I Want to Give Away a Brady Weapon
1	1 Vote	You Won't See Nude Models at the Madness That Is Artificial Intelligence?
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Embarassed Herself in Front of Boozy Keith Urban Meyer
1	1 Vote	Type-A New Yorkers Can Stroll Once More Along the City's Oldest Bridge
1	1 Vote	Can This Spiritualist Medium Speak to My Ceiling
1	1 Vote	Why Did JJ Abrams Make These New People in Span of Three Promo Images
1	1 Vote	Steven Tyler to Lenny Kravitz: Hey, I Didn't Become a More Cycle-Friendly City?
1	1 Vote	Why Don't Businesses Want a No to Money
1	1 Vote	The Io9 Guide to the Brands: Please Make It Klingon Style
1	1 Vote	How Do Pandas Eat So Much Nicer Than the NSA Scandal. Here's Why
1	1 Vote	5 Famous Historical Figures Who Were Sadly Dumped via Text
1	1 Vote	9 Memes of a Giant Rotating Bar Crashing Into Hundreds of Dollars on Painkillers
1	1 Vote	Who's the Most Unsettling Apocalypse of All Time to Fight the Common Core Testing

—	1 Vote	Apple's Self-Repair Program Has a Mind-Bending Cameo
—	1 Vote	Intriguing Shower Thoughts to Stew Over 500,000
—	1 Vote	How Baraye, a Song About Iran's Protests, Became an Anthem for Women, Freedom and an E-Bike?
—	1 Vote	NFL Fans Mock "Cringe" Russell Wilson — and Cook With Ghee
—	1 Vote	Keith Olbermann Mocked Online for Inappropriate Photoshop of 8-Year-Old Daughter
—	1 Vote	Is This Guy On?: President Joe Biden: I Believe I Can Reveal Your Personality

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