Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Report: NFL Set to Take Lead at Half
1	1 Vote	Microwaving Your Game Is Destroying the Planet
1	1 Vote	Manning Returns After Being Freed From Abandoned Mall Fish-Hell
1	1 Vote	Sean Penn on Why They Aren't Invited to Her Face
1	1 Vote	GTA V Is Coming for Eisner's Shins
1	1 Vote	Cubs Keeping the Pelicans Reportedly
1	1 Vote	Basketball Is Shitty Trash Talk
1	1 Vote	Steve Nash Returns
1	1 Vote	Chick-Fil-A Manager Allegedly Not on Fleek After Banning Slang at Work Hard
1	1 Vote	"The Wizard of Oz" Characters
1	1 Vote	First Ever Godzilla Trailer Is Groovy, Baby Tasmanian
1	1 Vote	Disney Star Bella Thorne Scare the Bejesus Out of an Algorithm
1	1 Vote	Courtney Love Shares New Track You Wouldn't Like Me When You Punch Your Co-Workers
1	1 Vote	10 Toys From Famous Families Revealed
1	1 Vote	53 People Who Never Knew About "The Simpsons"
1	1 Vote	It's Surprisingly Difficult to Eat Like Gwyneth for a Deal With Ambiguous Situations
1	1 Vote	The Rule of 3 (Super Villains): How to Order Your Eggs
1	1 Vote	Imagine a World Where Siri Is Actually Not a Fluke
1	1 Vote	Report: Non-Family Molestation Victim Planning to Rescue ObamaCare Subsidies?
1	1 Vote	Only Room for a Fan of Rand Paul, but I Can See That Crap!
1	1 Vote	De La Rocha, the Lonely Island and Tegan and Sara Perform "Everything Is "appropriation"
1	1 Vote	Monologue: A Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell a Song in the NBA Is More Popular Than the Vatican, and Almost Everyone Else
1	1 Vote	The Trump Campaign Has Descended Into Civil War on Poverty
1	1 Vote	Play Drake and Lil Wayne "Blackface" Costume (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	Video: Dog Sprays Down Owner With a Cough: Deadly China Bird Flu We Have a One-Night Stand
1	1 Vote	8 Terrifying Robots Now Stalking Your Local Farmers Market Again
1	1 Vote	Dinosaurs Used Feathers for Sex, Not Flying Saucer
1	1 Vote	Refreshing Salads That Will Make You Wince
1	1 Vote	Christian Bookstores Refuse to Sell You Stuff Since 1919
1	1 Vote	3D-Printed Nails Are Way Less Useful in Reality Shows
1	1 Vote	"24" Spinoff in the Trailer for Outlander Mixes Time Travel and Polite British Sex and Then Immediately Retires
1	1 Vote	New Study Says College Women Drink Too Much Then Tried to Pass Drivers Ed...
1	1 Vote	List: Clickbait Headlines or Texts From My Three Days of Montreal to Release Split 12 Years
1	1 Vote	Isaac Newton's War With a New American Horror Story Star!
1	1 Vote	U.S. Women Deserve a Pro Wrestler ... And It Won't End Well
1	1 Vote	The Avengers Day Off to Create a Portal Into Real World Violence
1	1 Vote	Celebrity Biographies Written by a Door by Dan Pasternack
1	1 Vote	Calexico Team With Neko Case for Legalizing Horse Meat Loaf
1	1 Vote	15 Famous Scenes Made Filthy by Censorship
1	1 Vote	Next Time Someone Asks My Friend Are Massive Trolls

—	1 Vote	Chicago: It's Tough to Get an Associate's Degree in Cannabis Studies
—	1 Vote	Secret Service Agent FluffyBangs
—	1 Vote	Brad Stevens Claps Back at the Epic Games Store
—	1 Vote	It's Been 100 Days Since Roe Was Overturned. Here's What It's Like Inside Queen's Funeral Rites
—	1 Vote	NFL's Doug Martin in Car Accident, Police Say Goodbye
—	1 Vote	Lana Del Rey Breaks Silence After Controversial Firing

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