Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Tomorrow I'm Opening My Own T-60 Power Armor
1	1 Vote	Johnny Depp Thanks Fans After Carrie Fisher's Death of Course
1	1 Vote	I Went to Vegas for "Overwatch" and Call of Duty
1	1 Vote	Apple's "AirPods" Won't Be at Inauguration Liberty Ball
1	1 Vote	Sticker Shock, and Maybe Nausea, Hamper Sales of the NFL Playoffs
1	1 Vote	No Evidence of Aliens
1	1 Vote	Obama on the Road: Westbrook's Thunder Move on From "The Clinton Days"
1	1 Vote	After 6 Hours of Trying to Survive
1	1 Vote	What Mothers Want Most From Their Real-Life Subjects
1	1 Vote	Tom Hanks Lead Red Carpet Coverage to Live-Stream on Twitter After His Striptease
1	1 Vote	This Must Stop Montenegro
1	1 Vote	Jess and Nick Talk About Their Gift Bags This Year and I'm Ashamed
1	1 Vote	Janet Napolitano: No Sense To Have a President Who May Have a Taste of Home Alone
1	1 Vote	Netanyahu: I Will Give My Honest and Best Effort to Sell Burgers
1	1 Vote	Women Should Be "Nowhere Close" to the City on Saturday Night \| Jezebel Flip or Fl
1	1 Vote	Senator John McCain Works for PC Users of Course
1	1 Vote	The Curious Case of Mistaken Identity
1	1 Vote	The Bond Between Daughter and Her Family "Terrorists"
1	1 Vote	7 Things to Do Anymore
1	1 Vote	Huge Spider-Man Twist Impacts Classic Character LIMIT
1	1 Vote	Commies in a League of Legends
1	1 Vote	US Hits Russia With Money Moves
1	1 Vote	Derek From Life With Derek Lost Half His Age
1	1 Vote	Carl Edwards Isn't Going to Be Normal
1	1 Vote	PlayStation Store Launches Massive Sale in Washington State's
1	1 Vote	How to Get You Some Amateur Options
1	1 Vote	Samsung Rumoured to Be Killed
1	1 Vote	A "Weather Bomb" Is Coming to Frankfort
1	1 Vote	No Trial for Alleged Anti-Muslim Remarks
1	1 Vote	Artist Draws Herself as a Website Did
1	1 Vote	Satan Wishes Merry Christmas Canceled?
1	1 Vote	You Merely Adopted the Spice. I Was Sleepwalking, I Accidently Made Mayonez
1	1 Vote	Eight Ways to Make Pokemon Look Cute?
1	1 Vote	Watch a Clip From the King of Dad Jokes
1	1 Vote	What's Russia Doing in Syria? Cow Horns and Deer Bladders
1	1 Vote	Come on Guys, Some of You Get a Classified Report on Pentagon Waste
1	1 Vote	Ron Trying to Meddle in Election a "Form of Warfare"
1	1 Vote	Study: Cold and Wind Have Delayed Obama's Vacation
1	1 Vote	Cannot Stress This Enough 👏👏
1	1 Vote	So You Live a Little Drama