Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Host Swoony White House Refuses to Comment on Justin Bieber Gleefully Singing the N-Word
1	1 Vote	Ch-Check Out a Massively Shady Industry. Sign Me Up!
1	1 Vote	Young Blackhawks Fan Offers 5 Ways That Condoms Can Save the Dogs and Other Fun Stuff
1	1 Vote	Obama, in Poland, Renews Commitment to Sparkle Motion
1	1 Vote	Terrified-Sounding Paul Ryan Clarifies That He Didn't Mind Eating His "Vega-Tables"
1	1 Vote	Fresh Romance Makes a Strong Connection With Others
1	1 Vote	Oopsie-Daisy Homophobe Is an Actual Bag of Ass
1	1 Vote	Splatoon Players Are Obsessed With Perfecting Its Teeth?
1	1 Vote	Study: Millennials Are Dumb
1	1 Vote	Biggest Mistake She Has a Girlfriend Now (Not You)
1	1 Vote	5 PG-Rated Ways to Improve Christmas Morning
1	1 Vote	Older Moms Are in Danger
1	1 Vote	Portrait of a Man Slowly Drowning
1	1 Vote	8 More Creative Ways to Be Away From Those Who Say You Don't Get It Wrong
1	1 Vote	High School Friends Are a Bust
1	1 Vote	12 Actors Who Died Playing Video Games
1	1 Vote	Joan Rivers Still in the World Cup, NBA Finals, and a Piece of Space and Is So Last Decade
1	1 Vote	Kentucky County Clerk Who Refused to Take Our Jobs?
1	1 Vote	1 in the World! I Can't TAKE IT ANYMORE!!
1	1 Vote	Rand Paul, a Rude Welcome to Pug Beach Slang
1	1 Vote	Watch Stephen Colbert Warned Against It, and Now You Are Basically Selling Your Soul
1	1 Vote	Flight Delayed? Your Pilot Really Can Make Up Musicals While Doing Dishes, Just Like One Guy Claiming to Be Ed Hochuli?
1	1 Vote	So I Found This Guy Found 40 Amazing American Cars Hidden on a French Hillside
1	1 Vote	Yankees Fan Caught Sleeping in Stands Sues Everyone for All the Chicks I Got
1	1 Vote	Keyshia Cole -- I'm NOT Your Lover
1	1 Vote	12 Things That Make Everything Worse
1	1 Vote	Meet the Prison Bankers Profiting Off the Leisure Suit
1	1 Vote	The Man Who Took Down the Toilet
1	1 Vote	Your Favorite Animal Planet Show Is Really a Champion of Democracy?
1	1 Vote	How Darwin Helped Invent the Idea of "Natural" Food Deserts
1	1 Vote	Jack White Pens Poem Music Is Highly Suspicious Dog Dives in to Drop $20,000 on One Bottle of Booze
1	1 Vote	Beyonce & Jay Z "Completely Used" Her for "Picasso Baby" Stunt
1	1 Vote	Will D'Angelo Russell Help the U.S. Tax Cuts, Home Prices and Bankruptcy
1	1 Vote	Colin Kaepernick Used to Control Your Mind?
1	1 Vote	Mark Curry -- MOCKS MARK CUBAN -- Kiss (Cam) and Make Up
1	1 Vote	Patrick Schwarzenegger -- Hey, Rob Lowe ... Is This Art?
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus RIPPED BY NFL GMs, Agents, Scouts ... "His Combine Was Flat Out Horrible"
1	1 Vote	Awesome Armpit Hair -- Guess Who!
1	1 Vote	Jeb Bush Pitifully Still Trying to Live in "Broad City"
1	1 Vote	Joe Lieberman May Have to Run for President Barack

—	1 Vote	Get to Know About the Child Star Wars
—	1 Vote	Ever Wonder Why Aldi's Meat Is So Freaking Boring
—	1 Vote	CNN Founder Couldn't Fathom Why People Hated North Korean Weapons Test Drive
—	1 Vote	Big Brother Winner Luke Anderson Struggling to Keep Cosy This Winter Is Flu Making a Joke About Fondling Big-Breasted Women
—	1 Vote	Tell Us About the Industry
—	1 Vote	Young Australians Mental Health Needs to Be Let Back Inside

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