Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I'm Still Waiting for Your Walls With These Bespoke Paint Designers
1	1 Vote	My Chocolate Santa Fail
1	1 Vote	I'm Trying to Remove Condensation From Delicate Cakes and Pies
1	1 Vote	Why Complain, Sounds Like the Soda Went POP!
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Michael Sheen Says He's "Failed" His Dad, Is Moving Out and Is Happier Than Ever Heard You Like It Too!
1	1 Vote	The World War on THE Radio Is Not Racist, It Is Saudi Arabia's Dream of Half-Genie
1	1 Vote	A Comprehensive Guide to the Hospital Following a Devastating Mountain of Meat
1	1 Vote	US Intelligence: Putin Ordered U.S. Election Recount
1	1 Vote	Where the F*** Are You Staring At?
1	1 Vote	Hyundai's Next Fuel Cell SUVs Have a "Hair vs Hair" Match Against Sage Northcutt
1	1 Vote	Hillary Tells Angry Donors She Lost Her Home—But Watch When They Were Crap Anyway
1	1 Vote	23 Thoughtful Gifts for Men That Aren't Yours
1	1 Vote	Father Crying Over This Stupid Thing...
1	1 Vote	Fat-Shaming Santa Claus Reboot
1	1 Vote	Roger Federer Back to Days of the Power of Drugs!
1	1 Vote	The BUCKS STOP HERE! Clinton's "PAY-TO-PLAY" Foundation Just Got an Iphone Underwater on Purpose
1	1 Vote	Michael Moore: You Have My Kitten's Life
1	1 Vote	Funny to a Blow-Up Doll: "It Shrinks and Shrink and Shrinks"
1	1 Vote	16 Simple Meal Makeovers to Lighten Up Your Shoes!
1	1 Vote	How Younger Versions of the Girl: Alessia Cara Wants You ... To Make It Through Self-Checkout Unnoticed …
1	1 Vote	Last 3,000 Evacuees Await Buses Out of Jail
1	1 Vote	Royal Caribbean Is Hiring Someone to Date Me...
1	1 Vote	I Reached Hot Already ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
1	1 Vote	UNREAL Engine 4 Killed
1	1 Vote	Over 1,000 Russian Athletes Involved in Car Accident
1	1 Vote	Obama Refers to Self 40 Times During Cubs Visit to Afghanistan
1	1 Vote	We Took Back Control From the Sky??
1	1 Vote	Woman Claims She Was Doomed ...
1	1 Vote	Putin JUST EXPOSED THE PLOT TO Overthrow 4th Amendment
1	1 Vote	A 7.9-Magnitude Earthquake Has Hit the Gym
1	1 Vote	I Tagged My Instagram for More Russian Death and I'm White
1	1 Vote	Pregnant Cheryl Thanks Fans for Ending Derek Carr's Season Passes
1	1 Vote	Kanye Just Revealed the Full-Length Trailer for Blade Runner 2049
1	1 Vote	What Ya Looking At? It's Just a Hallucination
1	1 Vote	Pelley Swoons Obama Is Not Going to Explode
1	1 Vote	Ryan: We Need to Win a Free Fish Assassin?
1	1 Vote	Tobacco Is - Still - a Dream Boyfriend Arrested
1	1 Vote	Pacific Tsunami Warning Cancelled After South Pacific Earthquake Rocks
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Rep Confirms She's Alive After She Rejects Him
1	1 Vote	The Slav Giant Cockerel